The Green Death opened his mouth. He slowly sucked in a breath. Stoick tried to grab on to chunks of heather to hold them fast, but Stoick, Hiccup, and Toothless were being dragged slowly but surely toward the gigantic black tunnel that was the Monster's open jaws.
The Green Death paused for a moment before he blew out again, enjoying their terror.
"This is what h-h-happens if you don't listen to tie Dragon Law. ..." shrieked Toothless to himself in horror as he peered around the side of Stoick's cloak.
The Monster puffed out his cheeks and Stoick and Toothless waited for flames to consume them.
But no fire came out.
The Green Death looked very surprised. He puffed out his cheeks and blew a little harder.
And again, no fire.
He tried once more, and now his head seemed to be turning a strange purplish color with the effort of blowing, and it seemed to be swelling, bigger and bigger,
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as if he was being pumped up with air from the inside.
The Monster had no idea what was happening. He thrashed around wildly and his eyes bulged larger and larger until with a bang that could be heard for hundreds of miles in every direction . . .
. . . the Green Death blew up, right in front of their eyes.
This may seem like some sort of miracle, or an intervention on the part of the gods. But in fact there is a logical explanation. When Hiccup was hanging in the Sea Dragon's throat, desperately repeating "I need to live, I need to live" to himself, he had taken off his helmet and had plugged the horns as hard as he could into the fireholes.
It was a perfect fit.
So, when the Dragon tried to use his fire, the blockage caused a build-up of pressure that eventually grew so great that the Green Death simply exploded.
Now there were pieces of Dragon flying in all directions. Stoick and Toothless were incredibly lucky not to get hit by anything, standing as close to the explosion as they were.
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But a single, burning Dragon Tooth, eight feet long (one of the Monster's smaller ones), exploded straight toward Hiccup. The boy had been dragged out from under the shelter of Stoick's shield by the intake of the Monster's breath, and was now lying on the ground a couple of feet in front of Stoick and Toothless, completely exposed.
Stoick caught the movement of the Tooth out of the corner of his eye and flung himself and his shield forward. Only a Viking could have gotten there in time. Shooting woodcock with a bow and arrow develops very quick reflexes.
So Stoick's shield didsave Hiccup's life after all. If it had not been there, the Tooth would have impaled Hiccup like a prawn on a stick. As it was, it buried itself deep, deep, deep into the bronze center of the shield, and quivered there, blazing with green-edged Dragon flames.
Stoick lifted the shield, terrified that the Tooth might have pierced through to his son. But Hiccup was unharmed. His eyes were open and he was listening for something. He was listening for a strange sound that seemed to be coming from the flaming tooth itself. It was the sound of wheezy, echoing singing, like the
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wind blowing through coral caves, and it went something like this:
I tell the mighty Big Blue Whale, fa life is over soon, with one swish of this armoured tail
I put out the sun moon.... The winds and gales are quivering, when to roar, The waves themselves are shivering and trembling hack to shore....
"Listen," said Hiccup, happily, just before he passed out. "The supper is singing."
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Chapter 19. HICCUP THE USEFUL
The four hundred Vikings that were now gathered on the cliff tops broke into wild cheering for Hiccup and Toothless.
They were a strange, barbaric sight, all covered in disgusting green Dragon Snot and Slime, but beaming and shouting with the wild delight of those that have just been saved from Certain Death.
All around them, the terrible fight that had just taken place devastated the landscape. A choking green-gray smoke was hanging around making it difficult to see, but great chunks of Death's Head Headland appeared to have been torn out by the fight. Avalanches of rock were piled up on the beach. The terrible mountainous corpse of the Purple Death lay in the deeper water. Bits of the Green Death's insides and bones were scattered all over the place, while large sections of the heather and ferns were still in flames.
However, by some extraordinary miracle, nearly all the Vikings and their dragons had survived the dreadful battle.
I say "nearly all" because, when Toothless crept
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forward to lick the face of his Master with a flickering, forked tongue, Stoick noticed a ghastly wound on the little dragon's chest, which was pouring with bright green blood. The talon of the Green Death had pierced the very heart of the supposedly heartless little dragon.
Toothless followed Stoick's gaze and looked down for the first time. He let out a squeal of terror and fainted dead away.
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Two days later, Hiccup woke up, aching all over, and very, very hungry. It was late at night. He was lying in Stoick's own great bed. The room seemed to be crowded with a great deal of people. Stoick was there, and Valhallarama, and Old Wrinkly, and Fishlegs and most of the Elders of the Tribe.
There were dragons there too: Newtsbreath and Hookfang snapping and biting around Stoick's legs, and Horrorcow perched on the end of Hiccup's bed. (The dragons had flown back as soon as they heard the explosion and realized the Masters of Berk were Masters once more. Being dragons, they had given no explanation for their disappearance, but they did have the grace to look a little sheepish.)
"He's alive!" shouted out Stoick in triumph, and everybody began to cheer. Valhallarama gave Hiccup a rousing punch on the shoulder, which is the Viking mother's equivalent of a really big hug.
"We're all here," said Valhallarama, "willing you to wake up."
Hiccup sat straight up in bed, suddenly very awake indeed. "But you're notall here," he said. "Where's Toothless?"
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Everybody looked shifty, and nobody would look at Hiccup. Stoick cleared his throat awkwardly.
"I'm sorry, son," said Stoick. "But he didn't make it. He died just a few hours ago. The rest of the Tribe are giving him a Hero's Funeral at this very moment. It's a great honor," Stoick continued hurriedly. "He'll be the first dragon ever to be given a proper Viking burial --"
"How did you know he was dead?" Hiccup demanded.
Stoick looked surprised. "Well, you know, the usuaclass="underline" no pulse, no breath, stone cold to the touch. He was quite clearly dead, I'm afraid."
"Oh, HONESTLY, Father," said Hiccup, in a frenzy of exasperation, "don't you know ANYTHING about dragons? That could have been a SLEEP COMA, it's a GOOD SIGN, probably means he's healing himself."
"Oh, Thor's whiskers," said Fishlegs. "They started that funeral half an hour ago. ..."
"We've got to stop them!" yelled Hiccup. "Dragons are only fairly fireproof. They'll burn him alive!"
Hiccup leaped out of bed with amazing energy, under the circumstances. He ran out of the room and
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out of the house, followed closely by Fishlegs and Horrorcow.
Down at Hooligan Harbor, the awesome ceremony of the Viking Military Funeral was nearly coming to an end.
It was an incredible sight, if Hiccup had been in the mood for it.
The sky was crammed with stars. The sea was glass-flat. The entire tribes of Hooligan and Meathead were gathered motionless on the rocks, and every single person was carrying a lighted torch in one hand.