Fishlegs, who was already covered in a bright red, itchy rash, and was at that very moment approaching a pile of knottily entangled Nadders on very loud tiptoes.
Fishlegs was even worse at burglary than Dogs-breath.
Hiccup stopped dead in his tracks. "Don't do it, Fishlegs -- PLEASE don't do it!" he whispered.
But Fishlegs was fed up with Snotlout's taunting and of being sneered at and jeered at. He was going to get himself a really cool dragon that all the other boys would respect.
Squinting so hard he could barely see the pile of dragons, his eyes streaming, and scratching himself violently, Fishlegs reached slowly toward the bottom-most dragon, took one leg in his hand, and gently . .. yanked.
The entire pile came crashing down in a furious
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tangle of limbs and wings and ears. Every boy in the cavern gave a horrified gasp.
Most of the Nadders snapped crossly at each other before settling back down to sleep.
One brute bigger than the others opened his eyes and blinked a few times.
Hiccup noted, with great relief, that the third eyelid was still down.
The boys waited for the eyes to close.
And then Fishlegs sneezed.
Four GIGANTIC sneezes that went echoing and bouncing off the cavern walls.
The big Nadder stared sightlessly ahead, frozen like a dragon statue.
But very faintly, an ominous purring noise began in his throat.
And very slowly . . .
. . . the third eyelid slid upward.
"Uh-oh," whispered Hiccup.
The Nadder's head suddenly whipped round to face Fishlegs, its yellow cat's eyes snapping into focus on the boy. It unfolded its wings to their greatest extent and stealthily advanced, like a panther about to
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spring. It opened its mouth wide enough to show the forked dragon tongue and ...
"R-R-R-U-U-U-U-U-N-N-N!" shouted Hiccup, grabbing Fishlegs's arm and dragging him away.
The boys ran for the exit tunnel. Fishlegs and Hiccup were the last to get there.
There was no time to pick up the torches, so they were running in the pitch dark. The basket with the Basic Brown dragon in it was bumping on Hiccup's back.
They had two minutes' start on the dragons because it took a while for the first dragon to wake everybody else up. But Hiccup could hear a furious roaring and flapping as the dragons started to pour into the tunnel after the boys.
He ran a little faster.
The dragons could move faster than the boys because they could see better in the dark, but they were held up when the tunnel got smaller, and they had to fold their wings up to squirm through.
"I. . . haven't. . . got. . . a . . . dragon," panted Fishlegs, a couple of paces behind Hiccup.
"That," said Hiccup, as he scrambled frantically on his elbows through a narrow bit, "is the LEAST ... ow... of our problems. They're gaining on us!"
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"No ... dragon," repeated Fishlegs stubbornly.
"Oh, for THOR'S SAKE," snapped Hiccup.
He thrust his basket into Fishlegs's arms and grabbed the empty one from Fishlegs's back. "Have MINE, then. Wait here."
And Hiccup turned and went back through the narrow bit even though the roaring was getting louder and closer by the second.
"WHAT... ARE ,.. YOU ,,. DOING???" screamed Fishlegs, frantically dancing up and down on the spot.
Hiccup came back through the hole again precious moments later. Fishlegs grabbed hold of an arm to help haul him through.
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They could hear a horrible snuffling that sounded as if the nose of a dragon had entered the other end of the hole. Hiccup bunged a rock at it and it squealed indignantly.
They turned a corner and suddenly they could see light from outside at the end of the final tunnel.
Fishlegs went first, but, just as Hiccup was kneeling down to follow, a dragon pounced on him with a flap and a shriek. Hiccup hit it and it fell back enough for him to crawl toward the light. Another dragon -- or maybe the same one -- sank its fangs into Hiccup's calf. He was so desperate to get out he dragged the animal through with him.
As soon as Hiccup's head and shoulders were through into the light, there was Gobber. He grabbed Hiccup under the armpits and hauled him out, dragons pouring after him.
"JUMP!" yelled Gobber, as he stunned a dragon with one blow of his mighty fist.
"What do you mean,JUMP??" Hiccup hesitated as he looked down at the dizzying drop into the sea.
"No time to climb down," panted Gobber, banging a couple of dragons' heads together, and bouncing three more off his gigantic belly. "JUMP!!!"
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Hiccup closed his eyes and leaped off the cliff.
As he plunged through the air, the dragon that was attached to his leg released its jaws with a squawk of alarm and flew off.
Hiccup was traveling at such speed by the time he hit the water that it didn't feel like water at all, more like something hard and painful, and so cold that he nearly passed out.
He spluttered to the surface, amazed to find that he didn't appear to be dead, and was immediately drenched by the gigantic splash of Gobber the Belch landing a couple of feet away from him.
Shrieking furiously, the dragons swarmed out of the cave and dive-bombed the floating Vikings.
Hiccup pulled his helmet as far down as it would go. There were horrible scraping sounds as dragons' talons raked across the metal. Another one landed, hissing, on the water right in front of Hiccup's face. It took off again with a screech when it felt how cold the sea was. The dragons didn't like flying through the snow and, with relief, Hiccup watched as they flew back to scream terrible dragon insults in Dragonese from the warmth of the cave entrance.
Gobber started to pull the boys out of the sea
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and onto the rocks. Viking boys are strong swimmers, but it is difficult to keep afloat when you have a basket full of trapped, terrified dragons on your back. Hiccup was the last to be saved -- just in time, as the cold was beginning to put him to sleep.
Well, at least that wasn't DEATH,thought Hiccup as Gobber grabbed him by the neck to rescue him, nearly drowning him again in the process -- but it certainly wasn't GLORY, either.
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Chapter 3 HEROES OR EXILES
The boys scrambled over the slimy pebbles at the edge of the beach and back up Madman's Gully, the gorge they had climbed through a couple of hours before. This was a narrow crack in the cliffs filled with large rocks. They tried to move as quickly as they could, but this is difficult when you are slipping and sliding over huge stones covered in ice, and they made painfully slow progress.
A dragon that hadn'tbeen put off by the snow came shrieking down into the gorge. He landed on Wartihog's back and started savaging him, sinking his fangs into Wartihog's shoulder and ripping red lines into his arms. Gobber bashed the dragon on the nose with the handle of his axe, and the dragon let go and flapped away.
But a whole wave of dragons replaced him, pouring into the canyon with awful, rasping cries, fire shooting from their nostrils and melting the snow before them, talons spread wickedly as they swooped downward.
Gobber stood, legs wide apart, and whirled his big, double-headed axe. He threw back his great,
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hairy head and yelled a terrible primeval yell, that echoed down the sides of the gorge and made the hairs on the back of Hiccup's neck stick straight up like the spines on a sea urchin.
Individually, dragons tend to have a healthy sense of self-preservation, but they are braver when they hunt in packs. They knew now that they had the advantage of massive numbers, so they didn't check their flying for an instant. They just kept on coming.