“Twelve years I’ve been doing this, and I’ve done alright without any so far,” I say. “But if you mean, how will you know if it’s going well or not, then just assume that if you don’t hear gunfire and you don’t see bodies falling from the sky, then I’m doing alright.”
There’s an uneasy silence in the car for a moment.
“Oh, by the way, where are my guns?” I ask.
“They’re in the lock-up back at the office,” replies Wallis.
“I want them back at some point… Right, now drive past and circle round the block. Pull up across the street round the corner by the south side of the building.”
I unfasten my belt and get out of the car, quickly looking around before walking down the street and turning left. I walk casually along until I draw level with the entrance. I stand outside, trying to look like I’m trying to be inconspicuous but failing. The act works and it only takes a minute or so for the door to open and the guy to appear. He’s an average-looking man, young — maybe late twenties, with long, styled, jet-black hair.
“You lost?” he says. His voice is high-pitched and sounds… slimy.
“I’m looking for Jo-Jo,” I say. “I heard this was his place. You know him?”
“Never heard of him,” he replies. “Who the fuck’s askin’?”
“If you’ve never heard of him, why does it matter who I am?”
He breathes in, trying to bring himself to his full height and width to look more intimidating. Then he brushes the left side of his open jacket aside to reveal a holstered gun.
“You tryin’a be smart with me, asshole?”
The urge to flatten the guy right now is overwhelming, but I stop myself. I’ve got a mission here and it’s way too early to write it off just yet.
I put my hands up, open palms facing him, to signify passiveness.
“Hey, buddy, I’m not looking for any trouble, alright? Mickey C sent me here and said to ask for Jo-Jo. Said he’d be able to hook me up.”
He visibly relaxes a little. “Mickey sent you, did he? What you lookin’ for, man?”
“I’m after some hardware. A couple of serious pieces. I’ve got plenty of cash. I heard Jo-Jo is the man to see.”
“Alright, wait here.”
He presses a buzzer and when the door opens, he disappears inside.
I breathe out and relax. So far, so good. I glance around idly, like I’ve got all the time in the world. I’m sure there’ll be at least one surveillance camera on me, so I have to act the part. I look behind me absently, glimpsing the front end of the sedan with the three FBI musketeers in it around the corner.
With him having to buzz himself in, I figure that means there’s maybe one guy on the other side of the door. More likely, there’ll be two. Probably armed as well.
I look up, all the way to the sky. If I do manage to get up there to talk with Turner, and if it does go wrong, that’s a whole lot of building to try to get out of…
I sigh, steeling myself and clearing my mind. I know the rules: don’t think about it, just do it.
The door clicks and the doorman pushes it open and holds it for me.
“Come on,” he says, gesturing me in with his hand.
I step past him through the door and into a small lobby. At the end, side by side, are two elevators — both out of order.
Figures.
On the left wall is a large cabinet of lockers, presumably used as mailboxes. On the right, immediately as I walk in, is a table with a chair at each end — both occupied by badly dressed and grossly overweight men. Further along the wall is a flight of stairs.
The walls are a sickly, pale yellow color, and are cracked almost everywhere. The fluorescent lights buzz loudly overhead, although there are more broken than not. The floor’s covered in linoleum that was probably laid down in the seventies and never replaced. It’s peeling around the edges, and has large air bubbles all over it. It’s dirty and discolored.
There’s a faint stench of excrement as well, which stings my nostrils.
“Nice place,” I say, not hiding my sarcasm or general disdain.
The two overweight guys at the table stand up. They’re slightly shorter than me, but easily a hundred and fifty pounds heavier. And it isn’t muscle. They could be twins. Both have those bucket hats on that people wear for fishing, with sunglasses and badly designed facial hair. In their podgy hands are large pistols — I don’t want to stare, but I’m pretty sure they’re Desert Eagles, fifty caliber.
Christ, those things are like fucking cannons…
The doorman comes up behind me and I hear the unmistakable sound of a gun being drawn and the safety being clicked off. I turn slowly to face him. The Desert Eagle twins both have their guns trained on me and the doorman’s aiming his right between my eyes.
“Now,” he says. “Let’s try again. Who the fuck are you?”
I need to stay calm and relax. My instinct right now is to fight. I could have all three of them on the floor, in pieces, in a heartbeat. But I need to look like I’m playing it cool. I can’t think about this like I normally would. I’m not Adrian Hell right now, I’m just a guy trying to buy a gun, and this is probably normal. This is an intel-gathering operation and I need them to think I’m something less than what I am.
They need to believe they’re in control.
“Whoa! Guys, come on — there’s no need for any hostility. I just wanna do some business…” I say, raising my arms again and trying my best to look slightly afraid.
“And what business might that be?” asks the doorman.
“I already told you. Mickey Cartwright sent me here and said that Jo-Jo would be able to help me out, because he couldn’t get me what I was after.”
“You a cop?” asks one of the large twins.
“Am I a cop? Fuck you, alright? Fuck… you…! I don’t need this shit. No, I’m not a fucking cop! I got a job to do in this city and I need some hardware to help me do it. I got plenty of cash to spend, and I want the best. Word is, this is the place to get it. If you boys are doing so well that you don’t need my business, I’ll take it elsewhere.”
Silence falls and I fight to keep my breathing normal and subdue the rush of adrenaline my body’s trying to release. At least I’ve got nothing to worry about; obviously I’m not a cop…
My mind flashes to Agent Chambers, handing me the earpiece and microphone.
She would’ve got me killed.
The doorman turns to the large twin who spoke. “Search him,” he says.
He tucks his gun into the back of his jeans and waddles over to me.
“Arms out to the sides, asshole,” he says, partially out of breath.
“My pleasure,” I say.
He pats me down, finding nothing. “He’s clean,” he says after a minute.
“Okay,” says the doorman, turning to the other large guy. “Give him the wand.”
“Give me the what?” I shout, acting dumb and sounding offended. “Hey, I don’t need these guns that much. Nobody’s sticking anything inside me!”
“Relax, you idiot,” the doorman says. “We’re just gonna scan you to make sure you’re not wearing a wire.”
“Oh. Well in that case, wand me to your heart’s content.” I laugh, somewhat nervously, but get no reaction.
So far, it's going pretty much as I’d expected it to. I hate myself for having to act the part, but I’m getting closer to Pellaggio by doing it. That’s all that matters.
The other large twin puts his gun away and pulls out a small, black stick, which I know is the wand. It detects the radio frequencies emitted by any electronic device it moves over, and beeps when it finds one.
This is the part where it gets tricky. Albeit reluctantly, Chambers did give me a copy of the FBI file on the Red Dragon on a USB drive. It’s only small, and it’s currently in the heel of my right boot, which I hollowed out, so it slides back to reveal a hidden compartment. It’s useful for smuggling things like USB drives. I must admit, I’ve never had much call to use it, but Josh was insistent.