I thought quickly; I never like to dither when food has just been served.
“I trust you,” I said. “You’ve not traded on your inside knowledge that James Stitts, the clown, may have been murdered.”
“What is the link between him and Sweetie Fairbairn?”
I inspected my hamburger. It looked like it was topped with sufficient mushrooms. Then again, it was why I’d chosen the joint. That, and the big front windows we decided to ignore.
“Impasse?” I asked.
“Only until we’re done eating.”
We talked of rich people, and people who merely acted rich, and geese, and then she asked something strange.
“Ever hear of citizen boards in Rivertown?”
“Citizen boards? You mean, like in Mayberry, where the town folk get together to help ol’ Andy discover who’s been sticking hungry thumbs into Aunt Bee’s apple pies, cooling on the windowsill?”
She laughed. “That’ll work.”
“No such thing as citizen boards, not in Rivertown. It’s not a democracy.”
“I didn’t think so.”
“You didn’t think they existed?” I asked.
“I didn’t think anybody would know if there were any.”
“Look, corruption is everywhere in Rivertown. Hookers work Thompson Avenue unmolested by the police. Taverns stay open past mandated closing times. I’ve heard there are at least three chop shops working out of old factories, converting stolen cars into used parts. The lizards have a piece of all of that. They would never risk involving the citizenry in city government.”
“You mean any ordinary citizenry.”
“How does any of that tie to Elvis?”
“Elvis is small potatoes.” She took a bite of her hamburger.
“Is this why you suggested dinner for last evening? To ask me about citizen boards?”
“No; I’m killing time until we can abandon our impasse. Things changed when a guard got killed at Sweetie Fairbairn’s, Dek. Now I need to know everything about you, her, the clown, and the guard.”
“I’m willing to work for it,” she added, after I’d said nothing.
“How?”
“Right now, you’re too interesting to the media. They’ll watch your every move, at least until something else in the Sweetie Fairbairn case becomes more interesting. Such scrutiny will limit your ability to detect, or whatever it is that you do. As I keep telling you, I’ve got resources you can never match. I help you find out what you want to know, and you give me the story.”
I put down the defense of my hamburger. “Sweetie Fairbairn might show up today or tomorrow and confess she was having an affair with the guard. They quarreled; she killed him. End of another tawdry celebrity miniscandal.”
“You think?”
“Not a chance.”
“Then tell me what you know, with our same guarantee: I don’t use anything you don’t authorize. But I need to know everything, now.”
She was right: She had resources. But I had a client.
“I’ll get the story anyway, you know,” she said. “All of it.”
“No angle to Amanda Phelps,” I said.
“How does she fit?”
“Sweetie Fairbairn learned about me through Amanda, at some social gathering. That’s all.”
“Ms. Phelps has already been brought into your troubles, mentioned on the news because you were once married.”
“I’m hoping that link will fade.”
“A chivalrous man. I like that. I agree, so long as your Ms. Phelps has no other direct involvement.”
We finished our burgers and left, because I didn’t want to talk further in a diner. Driving north, I told Jennifer Gale everything I knew about the clown, the guard, and Sweetie Fairbairn.
“Someone’s blackmailing her?”
“It’s all I can think.”
I pulled up in front of an apartment building.
“What’s this?” she asked, when I stopped.
“Inside that building is an apartment. The door upstairs might still be unlocked. The apartment might still stink, from a roast and a couple of potatoes that have gone very bad in too many days of heat.”
“Who lives there?”
“A man named Andrew Fill.”
“Andrew Fill? Didn’t he just resign as head of the Midwest Arts Symposium?”
“He’s had issues with some of Sweetie Fairbairn’s money.”
“She fired him?”
“For theft. It’s the best lead I’ve got for now. I want you to help me find where he might be.”
I drove us back to the turret, parked behind her Prius, and we both got out. She looked for a moment at the timbered door, perhaps thinking.
Then she shook her head almost imperceptibly and stuck out her hand. “I’m an old-fashioned girl, Dek Elstrom.”
“Thank you,” I said.
She drove away, leaving me with just the slightest remaining scent of a heady, floral perfume.
“Thank you,” I said again, this time to no one at all.
CHAPTER 25.
I started waiting outside Tim Duggan’s office at nine the next morning. It was south of the city, on the second floor of a three-story building next to a discount tire store. The green hall carpet hadn’t been cleaned in quite some time.
He stepped out of the elevator at ten fifteen and stopped when he saw me. His hand went into his suit jacket.
“What the hell are you doing here?” he called from down the hall.
“Did you read that Tribune you’ve got under your arm?”
“It doesn’t exonerate you. It reports only that Plinnit has dropped you as a person of interest. You could still be involved.”
“I am involved. Now I need to be effective. Let’s go inside and converse.”
Duggan looked at me for a long minute, thinking, as I was, that his bulk was better and harder than mine. He could snap me like a twig. Or, more sociably, he could merely throw me into the elevator and press the down button. Either way would remove me effectively.
Instead, though, he said, “I need to call a client. Wait here.” He unlocked his office and went inside.
The call didn’t take long. After only a couple of minutes, he opened his office door and told me to come in.
The office coordinated well with the hall. Beneath the dented metal desk, one beige file cabinet, and three vinyl chairs, there was more of the same stained green carpet.
I went for truth: “What happened at Sweetie Fairbairn’s apartment?”
He went for incredulity. “You’re asking me? You were there.”
“Your perspective.”
“It was my day off,” he said. “Bob Norton was a reliable man. No way he’d let anybody into that penthouse.”
“Not even if that person had a gun?”
“There’s a camera in the lobby, aimed at the penthouse elevator door. One monitor is in a cabinet upstairs, in the penthouse foyer. Bob would never have let the elevator come up without positive ID of who was inside.”
“Is there tape?”
“Off the downstairs monitor, maybe.”
“The back door, or another broken window?”
“The police won’t let me back in the penthouse. They’ll have to tell you whether there was forced entry.”
“You haven’t asked them?”
“It’s their investigation. I’ll ask when they’re done.”
“There’s another possibility.”
“No way in hell Sweetie Fairbairn shot Bob.”
“Who, then?”
“I sent you to George Koros, to find out about Andrew Fill. You said Fill embezzled from Ms. Fairbairn.”
“Fill has gone away. I don’t know where he is.”
“I don’t have any other names. Nobody has reason to want Ms. Fairbairn dead. She helps people-children, hospitals, doctors. Her only offenses come from her good works, in choosing to help some while denying others. Those aren’t motives to murder.”
“You had to know she was afraid. She sent you to hire me.”
“She never mentioned anything specific. I did what she asked. I provided security. She didn’t hire me to ask questions.”