I scrolled down the screen to the Argus-Observer’s site and saw the three photos they’d run. A clown dancing, a clown tipping, a clown dropping.
Just that morning, they’d updated. John Keller, the bastard who wrote a two-inch-wide column called “Keller’s Korner,” had posted one of his trademark teasers: DIVING CLOWN? WHY DON’T COPPERS COP?
As always, he’d written in his usual breathless style, using fat letters to take up the space where the facts should have gone. Keller’s teasers never had middles or ends, just boldface beginnings followed by his signature tagline, “Details to follow.” Except details never followed; Keller never wasted time on research or probing credible sources. The nuggets that appeared in his daily “Keller’s Korner” were a vile mix of half-baked truths, served up in thick print.
I knew John Keller. I’d felt the burn of his acid-etched innuendos years before, when I’d gotten caught up in a false evidence scheme during the trial of a suburban mayor. He’d raked me over live coals because, at the time, I was the son-in-law of one of the major industrialists in Chicago. I was innocent of any wrongdoing, and exonerated within a week, but those were the sorts of details that never followed in “Keller’s Korner.”
Still, there had been truths, between the lines, in Keller’s teasers about me. Evidence had been falsified in the Evangeline Wilts trial. Just not by me.
I wondered how much truth Keller was hinting at now, about the clown.
I went back outside, finished the window I was painting, did another, and then it was dusk and time to knock off. I climbed the stairs to the semifinished kitchen on the second floor. It awaits new countertops and nonrusted appliances, which await more than the two thousand dollars I’d just gotten from Duggan.
I heated two generic lo-cal frozen entrées-one fish, one lasagna-in the dented microwave, not because I love variety, but because they were what I had. I took them, smoldering, across the hall.
The other half of the circle that is the turret’s second floor will one day be a library, or a dining room, or whatever anyone sporting enough money wants it to be. For now, it is my office, lounge, and occasionally the place where I sleep, in the electric blue La-Z-Boy that I’d acquired, like the room’s other furnishings, the card table and the tilting red desk chair, truly used. I shifted the La-Z-Boy into full recline, picked up my microtelevision from the floor and balanced it on my lap next to the first of the evening’s delights-the radiated fish-and turned on Channel 8.
Jennifer Gale’s segment came on at 9:08. As I’d noticed outside city hall, the cameraman had done a nice job of framing her in the video. Even as Elvis was being led out, the cameraman had filmed over Jennifer’s shoulder, keeping the side of her face in the shot, as befitted the station’s objective of delivering beauty with news.
Sadly, the piece ended without showing the horror on the young suit’s face as he palmed Elvis’s head. I supposed the news director felt that showing an agent recoiling from a sticky scalp would be a discourtesy to the courage of steel-jawed lawmen everywhere.
Leo Brumsky called ten seconds after the segment ended. “Dek, you’re not gonna-”
I stopped him because I’d known he would call. We’d been one-upping each other since seventh grade.
“Elvis,” I said, casually readying my bait.
“You saw him on the news, too.”
Gently, I dropped my hook into the pool of his imagination. “Better. I was there, outside city hall.”
He paused, his waters beginning to roil. I knew what he was thinking. Though Leo’s girlfriend, Endora, is beautiful and has a genius IQ to match his, the adolescent lust of the young male, no matter how old he has become, never fully withers.
“How close?” He wasn’t asking about my proximity to Elvis.
Slowly, I began taking up my slack. “Close enough to smell her perfume,” I murmured.
“Jeez.” Envy burbled up, coating the word like syrup.
I pulled harder, still patient. “I talked to her.”
“Jeez,” he said again.
“You want to know what we talked about, Leo?” I asked softly, ready now.
“Yes.” It was a whisper. A seventh-grade, testosterone-revved, prepubescent kid’s begging whisper.
“Salad oil,” I murmured, jerking, hooking him tight. “About how salad oil, slick oil, delicately warmed, might feel…”
He hung up, destroyed. Seventh grade went away. For the time being.
I picked up the second generic cuisine and scraped back some of the topping that could have been marinara or ketchup or thin red latex paint. The lasagna noodles that lay beneath were the same pale beige as the fish I’d just eaten. In fact, it could have been the same substance, merely pressed into a corrugated pasta shape. I took a bite. It tasted like the fish, too. I scraped back more red, looking for signs of gills. I found none. Still, I finished it quickly, pushing away the thought that my lasagna had once swum in the sea.
I climbed the curved metal stairs to the third floor. It’s where I have a fiberglass shower enclosure and the bed Amanda and I shared during our marriage.
I looked out the window. A half-moon was high over the Willahock River. Its light was soft, enough to mask the debris on the opposite bank and make the gently rippling water appear clean. I dropped my clothes onto the chair I use as a closet and slipped under the blanket.
I thought again about the Willahock, and the death of a clown, and how, like the camouflage of a soft moon, a dark limousine might be so very excellent at hiding truths.
CHAPTER 3.
The Rettinger Hardware Supply building was an old sandblasted, redbrick, nuts-and-bolts warehouse that looked to have been gentrified into four floors of residences and street-level stores twenty years before. I parallel parked between two BMWs, waited next to the door that led to the upstairs condos, and slipped in when someone came out. A narrow stairway on the fifth floor led up to a little hutch on the roof. A door that was flaking old green paint opened to the outside.
The roof was flat to the edge, covered with tar and enough loose gravel to make it a fool place to go tap dancing. I walked around, staying well back from the edge. There were no marks on the gravel, no scuffs or scrapes at the edge that indicated the clown had tried to grab or kick his way back onto the roof. Either he’d gone off the roof on purpose, a suicide, or he’d gone off surprised, the victim of a bad knot or a frayed rope.
Or as Keller had vaguely implied, the victim of murder.
I thought back to the slim paragraphs in the news accounts. The commuters heading to the trains had assumed, naturally enough, that the clown’s act was an advertising stunt. Yet none of the newspaper or Internet reports had mentioned what the clown was touting. It was a question for the cops.
I took another turn around the roof. There were no rings or cleats. I walked back to the hutch, looking for the place where the clown had tied his rope.
Most of the green paint on the door had weathered away, exposing wood that had gone gray from the sun and the wind and the rain and the snow. I looked closely at the edges. Several faint indentations, exposing fresh yellow wood that had not yet weathered, were visible above the top hinge. It was the place where the clown had looped and tied his safety rope.
I pressed my thumbnail against the door. It easily cut a semicircle into the spongy wood-and that was a problem. There were no deeper marks in the wood, no rough abrasions that should have been made by the rope rubbing back and forth as it worked itself loose.
I went down the stairs.
The district’s police station was one of Chicago’s older cop houses, set in the middle of a block. I parked between a Pontiac that had one headlight and an Oldsmobile that had no bumpers at all. I imagined I heard the Jeep sigh, settling in comfortably among its own, when I shut off the clatter of my engine.