“All right!” someone yelled. “Here we go! Last looks!”
When Amaryllis got very close to the Coronation lobby lights, she hid behind a truck and watched a strange scene: a beautiful girl of about thirteen sat on an upturned wooden crate, hair brushed and combed by two bizarre-looking women with beehives and tattoos. The beautiful girl chattered with someone the orphan couldn’t readily see. Then a man came along to powder her face while another smoothed the pleats of her dress and primped a collar. It seemed to Amaryllis everyone around the beautiful girl was polite and reserved and happy and the beautiful girl had made them so — just as she imagined life among the entourage of the Royal Kumari. Then she saw with whom the girl was gossiping: two friends sitting opposite on a shared milk crate, only theirs was horizontal to make them closer to the ground than she who was illuminated. Her companions were a boy and girl, both fair, red and pretty, and the girl’s braids dangled so they nearly touched the grotty, gum-flattened sidewalk.
“Is that part of the movie?” asked the boy of the beautiful girl.
“Is what?” she said.
“The snot.” He pointed to her nose. “Are you supposed to have snot?”
The beautiful girl grew serious as finger flew to nostril; then she looked at the boy with narrowed, beady eyes and he laughed. “I hate you, Tull! I hate you!” she said, but she wasn’t really mad and the man powdering her backed off to fetch a Kleenex, which he then applied to the beautiful girl’s upper lip until she seized it, completing the job herself. The other adults continued to brush and fluff and straighten and comb — the finishing touches of merry, manic elves.
“Qui — et!” came an anonymous voice.
And another: “Quiet, everyone!”
“First team!”
More scurrying. More commands, and the adjusting of machines.
“And … roll sound!”
“We — are — speeding!”
“Roll camera!”
“Rolling.”
“And … We! Are! Rolling!”
The voices made their way to the outer reaches, where Amaryllis had stood in frozen repose only minutes before. Within an instant, the beautiful girl had stopped laughing and risen from the crate, which was neatly whisked away; her helpers lingered like bees reluctant to leave a flower. A gangly man stood by, listening to someone through headphones while holding a long pole, the end of which wobbled over the beautiful girl as she smoothed her own skirt. Then, a sudden, perfect silence. A man with long, stringy hair said: “Action, Boulder!”
At which the beautiful girl took a deep breath before walking determinedly toward the lobby door. A short muscleman type followed her with a camera strapped to a thick belt on some sort of hinged pivot; trailed by the man with stringy hair and then by the other man, gangly and serious-looking, the long pole held high over his head, along with assiduous minions who crouched and slinked noiselessly beside the beefy one with the pivoting camera, some holding aloft cables in his wake as if attending a rubbery bridal train — but the actress’s entrance to the hotel was blocked by the bum Amaryllis had seen earlier. This time his dark glasses were gone. He carried a bottle of brown-bagged wine instead of a Styrofoam cup.
“Out of my way!” she shouted.
“Your way!” said the bum, hissing. “You’ve always had it your way, haven’t you, Missy?”
“I’m looking for my mother!”
More stumblebums appeared.
“Hear her, boys? She’s looking for Mother!”
They cackled and howled, rolling over the word in their mouths like pirates molesting a treasure chest.
In the midst of all this, the redheaded boy on the crate caught Amaryllis’s eye. She grimaced and later regretted not softening her features when he smiled. As if aware of her discomfort, he turned back to the scene at hand. The beautiful girl vigorously pushed aside the lead bum, then stormed into the SRO. Apparently, this was the funniest thing in the world, because the bums let loose with an explosion of rollicking huzzahs; the man with the stringy hair watched like a giddy child at a puppet show, then yelled, “And … cut it!” They repeated the exact same sequence at least five times, the spaces between “Cut!” and “Action!” filled with a kind of wild yet militarily controlled commotion.
Finally, the stringy-haired one spoke animatedly to the sweat-soaked muscleman, who tried to listen but was mostly interested in the progress of those unburdening him of the camera, which they finally did, lifting it off like the saddle of a tired and finicky mule. A voice called out, “Checking the gate!” while the gangly man peered into the lens. Then someone said, “Gate is clear!” and there were bursts of laughter all around. A familiar chorus of voices called “Lunch!” in the same staticky, concentric, fading circles. The girl with the long braids leapt up to join her beautiful friend, already set upon by the bees or elves or what have you, each of whom seemed to have bottomless pockets filled with small, significant items for every possible need. The redheaded boy — more orange-headed, really — turned again to catch Amaryllis’s eye before she walked slowly backward, fading into the general disorder.
Tull, Lucy and Boulder were escorted to Edward’s MSV by the second assistant director.
The Mauck Special Vehicle was built in Ohio with the cousin’s needs in mind, at a cost of $275,000. Its gull-wing front doors rose up with frank, freakish efficiency. Within, calfskin recliners sat upon a walnut Hokanson carpet, telephones graced Corian countertops and a huge flat-screen panel downloaded DirecTV from a rooftop dish. Concealed abaft was a state-of-the-art hydraulic docking berth for Edward’s golf cart — he could drive right in.
Lunch awaited the guests as they clambered aboard the orchid-filled cabin. Edward was already enthroned in his custom Donghia captain’s chair watching soundless CNN, a vast linen nappie tucked between chin and brace. He wore his gloves and “Mauck mask,” a lounge-around hood made of festive yellow silk lightly embroidered by his own hand. The cousin sipped leek-and-potato soup with sautéed langoustines and black truffles, FedExed frozen from Lespinasse’s 55th Street kitchen, while trays brought by craft-services sprites stood on individual teak stands in readiness; under straining cellophane, industrial-strength paper plates were heaped with standard Friday film-set fare — barbecued chicken, biscuits and beans, blackened swordfish and black-eyed peas, yams and limp salads smeared with yogurty dressing, happy fruit and less happy cottage cheese. Still another tray was filled solely with desserts: Joyce’s precious lemon tarts from Ladurée (Edward had swiped them from the Stradella freezer), Häagen-Dazs’d brownies, American apple pie and Everyman’s peach cobbler. All in all, not too bad a spread. In his wisdom, the ever cordial host had adorned placemats with tiny brown La Maison du Chocolat hatboxes from Neiman’s, each one tied with their distinctive satiny, dark-brown ribbons.
“Oh my God!” said Boulder as she bounded in, wide-eyed at the cornucopia. “Edward, you are amazing!”
“I was going to bring food from home but for some reason it didn’t happen.”
“It happened for you,” said Tull, raising a gentle eyebrow at the cousin’s non-communal meal — minimalist though it was.
“It’s just soup.” He brought a spoonful to his tiny mouth then wiped a trickle from the titanium, patting down the protuberant chin with the bib. Tull thought the veil made him look like a deranged harem girl.