Central Trading’s interests ran to many different things. Garson IV was sales. Next time it could just as well be a diplomatic mission or a health-engineering job. A man never knew what he and his crew of robots might be in for until he was handed his assignment.
He reached for the towel.
“You remember Carver VII?” he asked Maximilian.
“Sure, Steve. But that was just hard luck. It wasn’t Ebenezer’s fault he made that small mistake.”
“Moving the wrong mountain is not a small mistake,” Sheridan observed with pointed patience.
“That one goes right back to Central,” Maximilian declared, with a show of outrage. “They had the blueprints labeled wrong …”
“Now let’s hold it down,” Sheridan advised. “It is past and done with. There’s no sense in getting all riled up.”
“Maybe so,” said Maximilian, “but it burns me. Here we go and make ourselves a record no other team can touch. Then Central pulls this boner and pins the blame on us. I tell you, Central’s got too big and clumsy.”
And smug as well, thought Sheridan, but he didn’t say it. Too big and too complacent in a lot of ways. Take this very planet, for example. Central should have sent a trading team out here many years ago, but instead had fumed and fussed around, had connived and schemed; they had appointed committees to delve into the situation and there had been occasional mention of it at the meetings of the board, but there had been nothing done until the matter had ground its way through the full and awesome maze of very proper channels.
A little competition, Sheridan told himself, was the very thing that Central needed most. Maybe, if there were another outfit out to get the business, Central Trading might finally rouse itself off its big, fat dignity, he was thinking when Napoleon came clumping in and banged a plate and glass and bottle down upon the table. The plate was piled with cold cuts and sliced vegetables; the bottle contained beer.
Sheridan looked surprised. “I didn’t know we had beer.”
“Neither did I,” said Napoleon, “but I looked and there it was. Steve, it’s getting so you never know what is going on.”
Sheridan tossed away the towel and sat down at the desk. He poured a glass of beer.
“I’d offer you some of this,” he told Maximilian, “except I know it would rust your guts.”
Napoleon guffawed.
“Right as of this moment,” Maximilian said, “I haven’t any guts to speak of. Most of them’s dropped out.”
Abraham came tramping briskly in. “I hear you have Max hidden out some place.”
“Right here, Abe,” called Maximilian eagerly.
“You certainly are a mess,” said Abraham. “Here we were going fine until you two clowns gummed up the works.”
“How is Lemuel?” asked Sheridan.
“He’s all right,” said Abraham. “The other two are working on him and they don’t really need me. So I came hunting Max.” He said to Napoleon, “Here, grab hold and help me get him to the table. We have good light out there.”
Grumbling, Napoleon lent a hand. “I’ve lugged him around half the night,” he complained. “Let’s not bother with him. Let’s just toss him on the scrap heap.”
“It would serve him right,” Abraham agreed, with pretended wrath.
The two went out, carrying Maximilian between them. He still was dropping parts.
Hezekiah finished with the transmog chest, arranging all the transmogs neatly in their place. He closed the lid with some satisfaction.
“Now that we’re alone,” he said, “let me see your face.”
Sheridan grunted at him through a mouth stuffed full of food.
Hezekiah looked him over. “Just a scratch on the forehead, but the left side of your face, sir, looks as if someone had sandpapered it. You are sure you don’t want to transmog someone? A doctor should have a look at it.”
“Just leave it as it is,” said Sheridan. “It will be all right.”
Gideon stuck his head between the tent flaps. “Hezekiah, Abe is raising hell about the body you found for Max. He says it’s an old, rebuilt job. Have you got another one?”
“I can look and see,” said Hezekiah. “It was sort of dark. There are several more. We can look them over.”
He left with Gideon, and Sheridan was alone.
He went on eating, mentally checking through the happenings of the evening.
It had been hard luck, of course, but it could have been far worse. One had to expect accidents and headaches every now and then. After all, they had been downright lucky. Except for some lost time and a floater load of cargo, they had come out unscathed.
All in all, he assured himself, they’d made a good beginning. The cargo sled and ship were swinging in tight orbits, the cargo had been ferried down and on this small peninsula, jutting out into the lake, they had as much security as one might reasonably expect on any alien planet.
The Garsonians, of course, were not belligerent, but even so one could never afford to skip security.
He finished eating and pushed the plate aside. He pulled a portfolio out of a stack of maps and paperwork lying on the desk. Slowly he untied the tapes and slid the contents out. For the hundredth time, at least, he started going through the summary of reports brought back to Central Trading by the first two expeditions.
Man first had come to the planet more than twenty years ago to make a preliminary check, bringing back field notes, photographs and samples. It had been mere routine; there had been no thorough or extensive survey. There had been no great hope nor expectation; it had been simply another job to do. Many planets were similarly spot-checked, and in nineteen out of twenty of them, nothing ever came of it.
But something very definite had come of it in the case of Garson IV.
The something was a tuber that appeared quite ordinary, pretty much, in fact, like an undersize, shriveled-up potato. Brought back by the survey among other odds and ends picked up on the planet, it had in its own good time been given routine examination and analysis by the products laboratory—with startling results.
From the podar, the tuber’s native designation, had been derived a drug which had been given a long and agonizing name and had turned out to be the almost perfect tranquilizer. It appeared to have no untoward side-effects; it was not lethal if taken in too enthusiastic dosage; it was slightly habit-forming, a most attractive feature for all who might be concerned with the sale of it.
To a race vitally concerned with an increasing array of disorders traceable to tension, such a drug was a boon, indeed. For years, a search for such a tranquilizer had been carried on in the laboratories and here it suddenly was, a gift from a new-found planet.
Within an astonishingly short time, considering the deliberation with which Central Trading usually operated, a second expedition had been sent out to Garson IV, with the robotic team heavily transmogged as trade experts, psychologists and diplomatic functionaries. For two years the team had worked, with generally satisfactory results. When they had blasted off for Earth, they carried a cargo of the podars, a mass of meticulously gathered data and a trade agreement under which the Garsonians agreed to produce and store the podars against the day when another team should arrive to barter for them.
And that, thought Sheridan, is us.
And it was all right, of course, except that they were late by fifteen years.
For Central Trading, after many conferences, had decided to grow the podar on Earth. This, the economists had pointed out, would be far cheaper than making the long and expensive trips that would be necessary to import them from a distant planet. That it might leave the Garsonians holding the bag insofar as the trade agreement was concerned seemed not to have occurred to anyone at all. Although, considering the nature of the Garsonians, they probably had not been put out too greatly.