He and Phyllis Wyvern were brother and sister—and she was forty, not fifty-nine!
I’d thought there was something fishy about her age.
I turned quickly to the back of the book—to the W’s—even though Daffy had warned me that Who’s Who wasn’t keen on actors.
No Wyverns listed here except for a Sir Peregrine, the last of his line, who had died in a duel with his hatter in 1772.
I glanced rapidly through some of the other volumes, but they were much the same. In the world of the upper crust, time, it seemed, moved more slowly. When you got right down to it, Who’s Who was not much more than a catalog of the same dry old sticks harrumphing their way, year after year, towards the grave.
“Daff,” I said, taken by a sudden idea. “How did you know I was going to ask about Who’s Who?”
There was a silence that grew longer by the moment.
“Pax vobiscum,” she said suddenly and unexpectedly.
Pax vobiscum? It was the ancient signal of truce among the de Luce sisters—a formula that was usually spoken by me. All I had to do was to give the correct response, “Et cum spiritu tuo,” and for five minutes precisely by the nearest clock, we would be bound by blood to let bygones be bygones. No exceptions; no ands, ifs, or buts; no crossing of fib-fingers behind one’s back. It was a solemn contract.
“Et cum spiritu tuo,” I said.
Daffy closed Bleak House and pulled herself out of her chair. She walked to the fireplace and stood staring down into the warm ashes, her fingertips lightly resting on the mantelpiece.
“I’ve been thinking …” she said, and I was bound by the rules of the truce not to shoot back, “Did it hurt?”
“I’ve been thinking,” she went on, “that since it’s Christmas, it would be nice, just for once, to …”
“Yes, Daff?”
There was something about her posture—something about the way she held herself. For the duration of a lightning flash, and no more, she was Father and then, just as quickly, she was Daffy again. Or had she, for a millionth of a second in between, been the Harriet I had glimpsed in so many old photographs?
It was uncanny. No, more than that—it was unnerving.
As Daffy and I stood there not looking at each other, and before she could speak, there was a light tap at the door. Like an arrow shot from a bow, Daffy flew in an instant back into her overstuffed chair so that when the door slowly opened a moment later, she was already carefully arranged, apparently immersed again in Bleak House.
“May we come in?” Inspector Hewitt asked, his face appearing round the door.
“Of course,” I said, rather pointlessly, since he was already in the room, followed closely by Desmond Duncan.
“Mr. Duncan has kindly agreed to help us establish a fairly precise running time for the balcony scene. Now, then, Flavia, I believe you told me there’s a copy of Shakespeare’s collected works here in the library?”
“There was, but she took it,” Daphne said sourly, without looking up from Dickens.
There was a momentary sinking feeling in my abdomen, partly because Daffy, in spite of my best efforts, had spotted me pinching the book, and partly because I had no recollection of what I had done with the blasted thing. What with all the uproar over Nialla and her baby, I must have put it down somewhere without thinking.
“I’ll go fetch it,” I said, giving myself a mental kick in the backside. Being out of the room for even a few minutes meant that I would miss an important part of Inspector Hewitt’s investigation, of which every moment, from my viewpoint, was precious.
Flavia, you chump! I thought.
“Never mind,” Daffy said, bailing out of her chair and making for the bookcases. “We’ve probably accumulated more than our fair share of Shakespeare over the years. There’s bound to be another copy.”
She ran her forefinger over the spines of the books in the familiar way that book lovers everywhere do.
“Yes, here we are. A single-volume edition of Romeo and Juliet. Rather tatty, but it will have to do.”
She held it out to the Inspector but he shook his head.
“Hand it to Mr. Desmond, please,” he told her.
Ha! I thought. Fingerprints! He’s collecting Daffy’s and Desmond Duncan’s all in one go. How very cunning of you, Inspector!
Desmond Duncan took the book from Daffy and riffled through it, looking for the correct page.
“Rather distinctive print,” he said, “and an old-fashioned typeface.”
He fished a pair of horn-rimmed spectacles from an inner pocket and, with a theatrical flourish, settled them onto his famous nose.
“Not that I am unaccustomed to handling such texts,” he went on, turning back to the front of the book. “It’s just that one doesn’t expect to find them in such an out-of-the-way place. Indeed, if I didn’t know better—”
Famous cinema star or not, I angled round behind him for a better look as he studied the title page.
This is what I read:
An
EXCELLENT
conceited Tragedie
OF Romeo and Iuliet (it said)
As it hath been often (with great applaufe)
plaid publiquely, by the
Right Honourable the L. Hunfdon
his seruants
LONDON,
Printed by Iohn Danter.
1597
At the top of the page, in red ink horizontally and black ink vertically, was inscribed the monogram:
H
H d L
L
I held my breath as I recognized it at once: Father’s and Harriet’s initials intertwined—and in their own handwriting!
Time seemed to stand still.
I glanced at the clock on the mantel and saw that the five-minute truce had expired. In spite of it, I put my arm round Daffy’s shoulders and gave her a sharp, quick hug.
“I’m afraid, Inspector,” Desmond Duncan said at last, “that this particular edition is not sufficient to our purposes. It’s a somewhat different text from that with which I am accustomed to perform. We shall have to rely on my memory.”
And with that, he slipped the book unobtrusively into his jacket pocket.
“Yes, well, then,” Inspector Hewitt said, as if relieved to be over an awkward moment, “perhaps we can work with Mr. Duncan’s undoubtedly perfect recollection of the scene. We’ll check it later against your everyday copy of the book. Agreed?”
We looked at each other and nodded our heads.
“Daphne, I wonder if you’d mind acting as our timer?” the Inspector asked, removing his wristwatch and handing it to her.
I thought she was going to faint from importance. Without a word she took the watch from his hands, climbed up onto the armchair, and perched on its back, letting the watch dangle from her fingers at arm’s length.
“Ready?” the Inspector asked.
Daffy and Desmond Duncan nodded curtly, their faces made serious, prepared for action.
“Begin,” he said.
And Desmond Duncan spoke:
“He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.