It took me a couple of moments to locate myself. I was not in my bedroom, but rather on the drawing room divan. I struggled to pull myself up.
“Lie still, dear,” she said. “Dr. Darby’s give you a nice mustard police.”
“What?”
“A plaster, like. You ’ave to keep still.”
“What time is it?” I asked, still dislocated.
“Why, it’s past Christmas, ducks,” she said. “You’ve gone and missed it.”
I wrinkled my nose at the mess of clotted mustard on my chest.
“Don’t touch it, dear. You’ve gone all chesty. Dr. Darby said to leave it on for ’alf an ’our.”
“But why? I’m not sick.”
“You’ve fell off the roof. It’s the same thing. Good job they’d shoveled them drifts into such a bloomin’ great ’eap, else you’d’ve gone straight through to China.”
Roof?
It all came surging back in a tidal wave.
“Val Lampman!” I said. “Marion Trodd! They tried to—”
“Now, then,” Mrs. Mullet said. “You’re not to think of anythin’ but gettin’ better. Dr. Darby thinks you might ’ave cracked a rib, an’ ’e doesn’t want you squirmin’ about.”
She fluffed up my pillow and brushed a strand of damp hair out of my eyes.
“But I can tell you this much,” she added, with a sniff. “They’ve took ’er away with the darbies on ’er wrists. They ’ad to cut ’er loose with tin-snips. You should of seen ’er. Reg’lar pouter, she is. Kept stickin’ to everythin’ she touched—even Constable Linnet, and ’im in ’is clean uniform—and after ’is wife ’ad just washed and ironed it, ’e told me. They’ll more’n likely ’ang ’er by the neck until she’s dead, but you mustn’t let on I told you. You’re not supposed to be gettin’ all worked up.”
“But what about Val Lampman?”
Mrs. Mullet arranged a serious look on her face.
“Fell, same as you. Landed square on Miss Wyvern’s motorcar. Broke ’is neck. But remember, my lips is sealed.”
I was silent for a long time, trying to work out in my mind how to respond to this honestly not unwelcome bit of news. It appeared that Justice had made up her own mind about how to deal with Val Lampman.
My mind was suddenly filled with a series of odd, faded images—of distorted faces swimming in and out of a hazy room in which I was lying helpless.
“Mrs. Hewitt,” I said at last. “Antigone. The Inspector’s wife—is she still here?”
Mrs. Mullet shot me a puzzled look.
“Never ’as been. Not that I knows of.”
“Are you quite sure? She was standing right where you are, just a few minutes ago.”
“Then she must ’ave been a dream, mustn’t she. There’s been no one in ’ere but me and Dogger since last night. And Miss Ophelia. She insisted on sittin’ up with you and moppin’ your face. Oh, and the Colonel, of course, when Dogger found you in the snowbank and carried you in, but that was last night, wasn’t it. ’E’s not been down yet today, poor soul. Worries somethin’ awful, ’e does. I expect ’e’ll ’ave somethin’ to say to you when you’re yourself again.”
“I expect he will.”
Actually, I was quite looking forward to it. Father and I seemed to talk to each other only in the most desperate of circumstances.
Without my hearing it, the door had opened and Dogger was suddenly in the room.
“Now, then,” Mrs. Mullet said. “ ’Ere’s Dogger. I might as well get back to my mutton. They’ve eat us out of ’ouse and ’ome, that lot ’ave. It was never-endin’, like the stream in that there ’ymn.”
She bustled officiously out of the room, giving the doorknob a polish with her apron on the way out.
Dogger waited until the door had closed behind her.
“Are you comfortable?” he asked quietly.
I caught his eye, and for some stupid reason I was suddenly near tears.
I nodded my head, afraid to speak so much as a single word.
“Only foreigners cry,” Father had once told me, and I didn’t want to let down the side by blubbering.
“It was a very near thing,” Dogger said. “I should have been most upset if anything had happened to you.”
Blast it all! Now my eyes were leaking like faucets. I reached for one of the tissues Mrs. Mullet had left beside me and pretended to blow my nose.
“I’m sorry,” I managed. “I didn’t mean to be any trouble. It’s just that I … I was conducting an experiment involving Father Christmas. He didn’t come, did he?”
“We shall see,” Dogger said, handing me another tissue. “You may hawk into this.”
I had hardly noticed that I was coughing.
“How many fingers am I holding up?” Dogger asked, his hand off to the right of my head.
“Two,” I said, without looking.
“And now?”
“Four.”
“What’s the atomic number of arsenic?”
“Thirty-three.”
“Very good. And the principal alkaloids in deadly nightshade?”
“That’s easy. Hyoscine and hyoscyamine.”
“Excellent,” Dogger said.
“They were in it together, weren’t they? Marion Trodd and Val Lampman, I mean.”
Dogger nodded. “She could not have overpowered Miss Wyvern alone. Strangulation by cellulose nitrate ciné film would require exceptionally strong hands and arms. It is a most slippery weapon, but with an exceedingly high tensile strength, as you, through your chemical experiments, are undoubtedly aware. A uniquely male weapon, I should say. The motive, though, remains murky.”
“Revenge,” I said. “And inheritance. Miss Wyvern was trying to tell someone—Desmond, or Bun—maybe it was Aunt Felicity. I couldn’t make it out. She knew they were planning to kill her. Since she kept up paid subscriptions to the Police Gazette and True Crime, News of the World, and so forth, she knew all the signs. She was writing her thoughts on a piece of paper when they interrupted her. She stuffed it into the toe of a boot, which they jammed onto her foot when they changed her costume. A bad mistake on their part.”
Dogger scratched his head.
“I’ll explain it later,” I said. “I’m so drowsy, I can hardly keep my eyes open.”
Dogger held out a hand.
“You may remove the mustard poultice,” he said. “I believe you’re sufficiently warmed. At least for now.”
He held out a silver tray and I handed him the reeking thing.
“Mind the tarnish,” I said, almost as a joke.
It was true, though. The sulfurous fumes would attack sterling silver before you could say “snap!”
“It’s quite all right,” Dogger said. “This one’s coated electroplate.”
I remembered with sudden shame that Father had sent the family silver to auction months ago, and I was instantly sorry for my thoughtless remark.
Without another word, Dogger pulled the quilt up under my chin and tucked me in, then went to the window and closed the curtains.
“Oh, and Dogger—” I said, when he was halfway out the door. “One more small point—Phyllis Wyvern was Val Lampman’s mother.”
“My word!” said Dogger.
• TWENTY-TWO •
“SO YOU SEE, INSPECTOR,” I said, “their idea was to do away with her in the midst of the greatest number of suspects, just as the killers did in Love and Blood. They must have seen the opportunity of shooting a film at Buckshaw as something of a godsend. Val Lampman picked the location himself.”
“Rather like an Agatha Christie,” Inspector Hewitt remarked drily.
“Exactly!”
It was now the fourth day after Christmas—December the twenty-ninth, to be precise.
After I’d spent two days and nights floating in a sweaty dream, awakening only to cough and to suck at soup fed to me on a spoon by Feely, who had insisted on keeping vigil at my bedside night and day, Dr. Darby had given grudging permission for me to be grilled by the Hinley constabulary.