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This is not a fly-on-the-wall documentary. Jarmusch’s interviews take place in a laundry room, where the band members and Young’s father sit on a straight chair and meditate on the band’s long and lonely road. Young muses on “the trail of destruction IS’ve left behind me,” and there is solemn mention of departed band members (“Neil once said they were dropping like flies”).

These séances are intercut with concert footage, during which the band typically sings the lyrics through once and then gets mired in endless loops of instrumental repetition that seem positioned somewhere between mantras and autism. The music is shapeless, graceless, and built from rhythm, not melody; it is amusing, given the undisciplined sound, to eavesdrop later as they argue in a van about whether they all were following the same arrangement.

The older footage is not illuminating. One high point, from a visit to Glasgow in 1976, is a meal in a restaurant that is interrupted when the fabric flowers in the centerpiece catch fire. The band members try smothering the flames with napkins and extinguishing them with orange juice, and eventually they join the woman who owns the place in sadly eyeing the ashes.

Later in the film, Jarmusch himself appears on camera, reading to Young from the Old Testament, a book the musician seems unfamiliar with. Jarmusch reads the parts where an angry God tells his people how he will punish them, and Young looks like God’s tribulations are nothing he hasn’t been through more than once.

If there is a theme to the band’s musings, it is astonishment that they have been playing together for so long. They play with other groups, but when they come together, they say, there is a fusion. With touching self-effacement, Young tells Jarmusch, “The band is called ‘Neil Young and Crazy Horse,’ but I know it’s really ‘Crazy Horse.’ My new jacket says ‘Crazy Horse.’ The others say ‘Neil Young and Crazy Horse,’ but mine just says ‘Crazy Horse.’” Yes, but wouldn’t the point come across a little better if theirs just said “Crazy Horse” too?

Index

A

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, 1

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, 2

Alan Smithee Film Burn Hollywood Burn, An, 3

Alien Resurection, 5

Alligator, 8

American Anthem, 9

American Werewolf in Paris, An, 11

And God Created Woman, 12

Anna and the King, 14

Armageddon, 16

Ash Wednesday, 18

Assassins, 20

Assault of the Killer Bimbos, 22

At the Earth’s Core, 24

Awakening, The, 25

B

Babe, The, 27

Baby Geniuses, 29

B.A.P.S., 30

Battle of the Amazons, 32

Beautician and the Beast, 33

Beethoven’s 2nd, 35

Believers, The, 36

Ben, 38

Besieged, 39

Beyond, The, 41

Beyond and Back, 43

Beyond the Door, 44

Beyond the Poseidon Adventure, 45

Bigfoot, 47

Big Hit, The, 49

Birds in Peru, 50

Blue Iguana, The, 52

Blue Velvet, 53

Body of Evidence, 56

Bolero, 57

Breaking the Rules, 58

Brother Sun, Sister Moon, 59

C

Caligula, 62

Camille 2000, 64

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh, 65

Cannonball Run II, 67

Caveman, 68

Christopher Columbus: The Discovery, 70

Clan of the Cave Bear, The, 72

Clifford, 73

Color of Night, 75

Concorde—Airport ’79, The, 78

Critters II, 79

Cyborg, 81

D

Dancers, 83

Dark, The, 84

Day of the Dead, 85

Dead Man, 87

Dead Poets Society, The, 89

Death Before Dishonor, 91

Death Race 2000, 92

Death Rides a Horse, 93

Deathmaster, The, 94

Deep Rising, 96

Devils, The, 98

Devil’s Rain, The, 99

Diary of Forbidden Dreams, 101

Dice Rules, 102

Dirty Dingus Magee, 104

Doom Generation, The, 105

Dracula A.D. 1972, 107

E

Emmanuelle—the Joys of a Woman, 109

End of Days, 110

Endless Summer II, 112

Erik the Viking, 114

Evening Star, The, 115

Exit to Eden, 117

F

Father’s Day, 120

Firewalker, 122

Food of the Gods, 123

Fools, 125

Forces of Nature, 126

Friday the 13th, Part 2, 128

Friends & Lovers, 129

Frogs for Snakes, 131

Frozen Assets, 132

G

Gator, 134

Ghost and the Darkness, The, 135

God Told Me To, 137

Godzilla, 138

Good Son, The, 140

Good Wife, The, 142

Goodbye, Lover, 143

Guardian, The, 145

Gunmen, 146

Guyana—Cult of the Damned, 147

Gymkata, 149

H

Halloween: H20, 150

Happy Gilmore, 151

Happy Hooker, The, 153

Hard Rain, 154

Hav Plenty, 156

Heartbreak Hotel, 158

Heaven’s Gate, 159

Hell Night, 162

Hellbound: Hellraiser II, 163

Her Alibi, 165

Highlander 2: The Quickening, 166

Hindenburg, The, 168

Hitcher, The, 169

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, 171

Home Fries, 172

Howling II, 174

I

I Am Curious (Yellow), 176

I Know What You Did Last Summer, 177

I Spit on Your Grave, 178

In Dreams, 180

In Praise of Older Women, 181

In the Army Now, 183

Instinct, 184

Ishtar, 186

JK

Jack Frost, 188

Jackal, The 189

Jaws the Revenge, 191

Jazz Singer, The, 193

Jennifer 8, 195

Joe’s Apartment, 197

Jonathan Livingston Seagull, 198

Jungle 2 Jungle, 199

Kazaam, 201

L

Lair of the White Worm, 203

Lake Placid, 204

Larger than Life, 206

Last Movie, The, 208

Last Rites, 210

Lawn Dogs, 212

Little Giants, 213

Little Indian, Big City, 214

Lonely Lady, The, 216

Look Who’s Talking Now, 217

Lord of the Flies, 219

Lord Shango, 220

Lost & Found, 222

Lost Horizon, 224

Lost in Space, 225

Love Always, 227

M

Mad Dog Time, 229

Magic in the Water, 230

Marie Baie des Anges, 231

Master Gunfighter, The, 233

Maxie, 234

Medicine Man, 235

Meet the Deedles, 236

Mercury Rising, 238

Message in a Bottle, 240

Meteor, 242

Milk Money, 243

Mr. Magoo, 246

Mr. Payback, 247

Mysterious Island of Captain Nemo, The, 249

Myth of Fingerprints, The 250

N

Newsies, 253

Nick and Jane, 254

Night Porter, The, 256

No Looking Back, 258

Nomads, 259

North, 261

Nowhere to Run, 263

O

Oh Heavenly Dog, 264

Old Dracula, 265

$1,000,000 Duck, 267

One Woman or Two, 268

Opposite Sex, The, 269

P

Patch Adams, 271

Phantasm II, 273

Phantoms, 274

Pink Flamingos, 275

Piranha, 277

Pirates, 279

Place for Lovers, A, 280

Postman, The, 280

Priest, 282

Prison Girls, 284

Prom Night, 286

Psycho, 287

Puppet on a Chain, 289

R

Radio Flyer, 291

Rapa Nui, 292

Rape Squad, 294

Rapid Fire, 296

Reach the Rock, 297

Renaissance Man, 299

Return to the Blue Lagoon, 300

S