“What followed may seem hard to believe. You see, the bouncer felt somewhat responsible for what had befallen him — so, instead of ejecting the poor soul, he opened his heart and gave gentle counsel, looking out for Mr. MacKlatchie as he would a brother. And the manager did the same! They even offered up their homes for sanctuary. After a month of such ministrations, Frank MacKlatchie admitted to them that his drinking had in fact become unmanageable and resolved to go on the wagon, thanks to their great kindness and care. Soon after, he arranged through intermediaries to fire them both — without malice, of course — he simply felt it was time to ‘graduate’ into the wide world that awaited them outside Mandry’s doors. He endowed each with ‘single-trigger parachutes’ (‘so-called in the parlance,’ said my Sir), settlements large enough to make at least one of the unwitting pair burst into tears. The manager was said to have purchased a six-floor apartment building with his severance…
“It was by the design, eventually, that not a single Mandry’s employee remained who knew ‘Frank MacKlatchie,’ either by face or reputation. And for the next few years, my Sir revolved through every hirable position: busboy, bartender, accountant, dishwasher, server, chef. (Managers who balked at this eccentric-seeming game of musical chairs quickly found themselves jobless.) When those roles were exhausted, he came to embody the full array of customers too — cross-dressing, upstyling, and frumpy Fridaying his way through the bar as he took on Everyperson’s passions and longings, celebratory moods and suicidal regrets. Only once did he reflect on the life he’d erased. It was the time Mrs. MacKlatchie drifted in for an Irish coffee, seeking warmth on a snowy, inhospitable night. She was on a final, solitary field trip, in futile search of her long-lost husband, and found herself loitering at ground zero. She came in like a ghost, as if hoping to find one more of her kind. He was ‘playing’ bouncer that night (things had almost come full circle) and she looked straight at him but failed to recognize. Her obliviousness may have been ascribed to a distracted state of mind or the camouflage of beard he’d grown or even the Union Army cap chosen as part of his ‘look,’ but I think she couldn’t see him because Franklin MacKlatchie, simply, was no longer there. You see, by then he was nearly done and for all practical purposes (only purposes of energy remained) had excused himself from this world.
“My guru told me that was an exceptionally difficult night — seeing his wife that way — an encounter that became the ‘period,’ so to speak, on the last sentence of the book he once was. On awakening in his seedy room the next morning, he felt entirely refreshed. He was almost free…
“In his last ‘turn,’ he became one of the homeless men often adopted as charms and mascots by places such as Mandry’s. The original gentleman with the job (who never missed a day) had only recently retired by succumbing to hypothermia (he’d been promoted, or ‘kicked upstairs,’ as my teacher put it), which left the much coveted position vacant — and so the soon-to-be-former Frank MacKlatchie eagerly submitted his application. His CV easily prevailed, landing him a corner office on the same square of frozen walkway as his forebear; he lowered himself onto that grimy cardboard with the endgame cocksureness of the lowliest piece in king and pawn versus king. The new hire was accorded privileges commensurate with his predecessor, in other words, punctiliously attended to by kitchen boys bringing soup and bread and fussed over by waitresses many generations removed from the servers who’d made Franklin’s first acquaintance. He knew the moment had come to light the fuse of the clause that would initiate self-destruct. Presently, he began to share with employees, postmen, and passersby — not immodestly but as statement of fact — that ‘I, Franklin T. MacKlatchie,’ happened to be the exclusive owner — and ipso facto proprietor — of that cherished neighborly Gold Coast nugget known as Mandry’s. Of course no one believed him, though his confession, viewed as nothing more than a wild hair in a wig of delusion, did have the effect of attracting even more soup (piping hot) from the minions — and entrées, desserts, blankets, and so forth. The refractory CEO didn’t think it would take long for ‘the principals’ to be informed of the breach, for he was well aware of having been closely watched from the beginning by the designated three who awaited the day of the contract’s sundering as a Christian awaits rapture.
“He had broken it with glee and abandon, because he heard the bells of Silence finally ring! So it was done and he tarried calmly to be routed out. It was during those last days, when Bella was in hospital and myself perambulating, that I befriended him. I did my share of fussing over him too — oh, but he was fussable! When I noticed a sore on his leg that was stubborn to heal I dressed it with ointments. I gave him money and books and sweets and vigorously massaged his legs to ward off the frostbite. (By now, he’d given up even his tiny motel room.) I shared with him my life and current situation — a real chatterbox! But he didn’t seem to mind. Then one day he said, ‘It’s time for me to leave this place.’ He couldn’t have been clearer but I still wasn’t sure what it meant. Taking my arm for an assist, he rose up. ‘They won’t come looking for me — I’ve broken the contract, you see, I’ve made sure of that. Broke it every day for the last month! Took ’em longer to find out than I thought… but now I am certain of it, I’m certain they know.’ He said the men chosen to succeed him had detectives on retainer who did nothing but record and observe his doings round the clock, from close and afar — a constant surveillance whose goal was to catch out the offender as soon as he violated the agreement’s terms. To that end, they had secured hidden audiovisual proof of my Sir’s ‘delusional’ public declarations of ownership. It was of no interest that their quarry bore scant resemblance to the thin, close-shaven, conservatively dressed titan his colleagues once knew, nor did the private eyes (or FM Industries honchos, for that matter) care a whit about the motivations behind his sudden turnabout… they had a job to do and now it was done. The board was overjoyed and only too anxious to close this galling, perplexing, unsavory chapter of the conglomerate’s storied history. But the ordeal had taken its toll. The three appointed wise men looked far older than their years, a consequence of being hamstrung and betrayed by that tragicomic figure, a mentor turned capricious madman who for no comprehensible reason had reveled in trampling upon their dignity, dampening their autonomy, and casting dark shadows over their futures and fortunes — a shadow that could now be removed at last.
“They were free now themselves. And that’s what my guru wanted. For everyone to be free.”
Jeremy looked into her eyes. They were cool, blue-green, limpid. So fucking weird and so beautiful she was, and he felt his heart stir. To his chagrin, everything stirred.
“That was seven years ago.” She was smiling at him. “Seven years I’ve been at his side, seven years of wandering and of miracles — the miracle of being in his presence, of listening to him, of loving. I know you must be curious how we live — and the way we sometimes do.” The wink no doubt referred to the house on Malibu Road. “In his worldly wisdom, my guru made certain we’d be amply provided for. ‘Trust in God, but lock your front door.’ Ever hear that saying? One of the codicils of the grand contract he designed created an account with enough monies to make not just a bouncer but a centimillionaire burst into tears!” For some reason, she made herself laugh. “It has been more than enough to take care of us, and will get us where we are going.”