"This is biblical evil," he said to Ruth, and she stopped, looking up at him, lips full, ripe and glistening.
"No. It's easily done, Richard. You just pick someone and then you pretend that you've never, ever met."
The freezie sighed, his hand fumbling toward his own cock, but the next dream interrupted him.
He stood outside the big brownstone block where his parents had lived, the one that a famous film star, Marilyn Monroe, had once lived in, they claimed. The sun shone very brilliantly and he could hear traffic on East River Drive, horns sounding and the far-off wailing of a fire siren, like the death wail of a demented dinosaur.
His mother and his father and all four of his grandparents stood in a formal row, all wearing Victorian clothes. Frock coats and frilled gowns. They were all nodding to him and smiling, as if he'd done something very clever.
His grandmother, Agnes Laczinczca, beckoned to him, crooking her finger. The bezel of the intricately cut diamond ring flashed.
"When you go to the store, Richard Neal," she said, "you must make sure you are wearing your overshoes."
"It won't rain," he squeaked.
"Not for the rain, babushka. To stop your feet rad-rotting when the missiles come. They'll kill us all. Mr. Kurtz, he already dead."
"In another country, Grandmama," he said.
"Shut noise and eat self-heat," Jak said, shaking him into a muscle creaking wakefulness.
"Everyone ready to go?" Ryan asked. "Cans buried out of the way? Good."
They didn't tidy up after themselves out of some inherited desire to maintain the environment. There were some kind of muties, particularly packies, that would follow anyone traveling through the Deathlands, trailing their discarded cans or packets.
"I'm feeling a bit better," Rick told them. "Not so stiff."
"You could use some new clothes," Krysty observed, pulling at a loose thread that dangled from the shoulder of the freezie's suit.
"Yeah. My Fifth Avenue's smartest doesn't stand up well to Sierra rocks and desert cactus. Should have bought a heavier duty cloth."
"Mebbe find something in the ville. Find something to trade."
"What's the money in Deathlands? Guess my American Express gold card isn't going to say more about me than dollars ever can. I heard you talk about 'jack.' What's that?"
"Jack changes from ville to ville. Lotta barons stamp their own coins. Print notes. Mostly only used in that ville. Some big barons got together and agreed their jack could be used in each other's villes." The Armorer thought for a moment. "Your times... jack was the same all over the country?"
"Right. A dollar was a dollar. That reminds me. When you found my clothes, did you find a wallet?"
"What's a wallet?" Lori asked.
"A kind of bag for your money, cards and driving license and... And my Filofax? Hell's bloody bells! My Filofax has gone! I can't live without my fax. What am I going to do? Come on, guys."
All of them, even Doc Tanner, gazed blankly at him. Jak asked the question for them all. "What's fullafacts? Some blaster?"
"No. Nobody could live without one in my day. And mine's gone forever."
"What was IT, Rick?" Ryan pressed, fascinated by this glimpse into the lost past.
"Kind of a book that contained the names and addresses of my friends, phone numbers, appointments and all kinds of vital stuff."
"Why did you need a book to be telling you whose your friends are?" Lori asked.
"Because... I guess... I don't rightly remember that, Lori. And since there's now only six friends in the world, I don't need their addresses or names, do I? Guess not."
"Dark night!" J.B. exclaimed. "The smell of gas is getting double-strong. Got to be pumping it. Not just a big dump."
Ryan agreed with him. Faintly, carried on the wind, he thought that he'd caught the sound of drilling rigs. When he'd driven once across the east-west blacktops of what had been Texas, he'd seen the wrecks of the old oil pumps, perched across the dead prairies like the skeletal remains of ancient birds.
Jak, who was scouting at point, called back to them. "Blacktop here. Looks used. Kept good. Safe come on."
It headed in from the northwest, in the rough direction of the Pacific, looping to run eastward, toward where the scent of gasoline was strongest, toward where they could, at last, make out the smudges of buildings.
"There's a sign," Doc observed. "Perhaps we might go to peruse it."
Snakefish. Population two thousand and growing all the time. Gas sold and traded. Outlanders welcome.
Under that last part, someone had added, in a maroon acrylic paint: If they behave good.
"Better make sure we behave good." Rick grinned. "Looks like some things haven't changed. Strangers are fine, as long as they walk the line."
"Wrong," Ryan said. "Not many villes welcome outlanders. Doesn't matter how they behave."
"Xenophobic capital of Deathlands, you mean?"
Ryan didn't understand him, so he didn't bother replying.
"Someone's coming!" Krysty said suddenly. "Wags. That way." She pointed to the east.
They could hear a thin keening, humming sound, which was far off, but approaching fast.
"Air wag?" Jak asked.
"No. Different sound. Some kind of gas wag," Ryan replied, head to one side, considering what their best course of action might be.
"Two-wheeler," Lori said unexpectedly. "Had vids back in my redoubt. Keeper used to look for them. They was some of his faves. They was about two-wheeler wags. That's what the noise is being."
There weren't many two-wheel wags around Deathlands. They used up precious gas and you couldn't carry supplies on them or mount a blaster. A man on a two-wheel was about as vulnerable as a skinned armadillo.
"Lot of them," J.B. observed, as laconic as ever. "Take us some cover?"
Ryan looked around. The desert stretched behind them, dry and faded, the brush high enough for them to hide. But if they were tracked, then their chances would lie somewhere between zero and one on a scale of one hundred. The thought of what a single match could do with a breeze behind it was terrifying. Ryan had seen some bad fires in his life and didn't much want to find himself at the center of another one.
"We'll stand," he decided. "Keep ready, but nothing unless I give the order. We're travelers. Wag broke down three days ago, far side of the mountains there. Keep it vague."
The buzzing sound became louder. Krysty saw them first, with her heightened mutie vision. "Group close together," she said. "Around a dozen. Lot of sun-flash off metal."
It wasn't long before they could all see them, riding down the center of the blacktop, where the white line would once have been.
"Keep together," Ryan warned quietly.
The motorcyclists came closer, and they could all see the morning sun bouncing off steel and polished chrome. They were riding in an arrowhead formation, and their leader held up a gloved hand when they were about a hundred yards off. He slowed, and the rest of the group swerved to left and right, ending up in a half circle around the seven friends, about twenty paces away from them. The riders kept their engines revving, twisting the throttle grips, giving Ryan and the others ample time to look them over.
Automatically the one-eyed man weighed the newcomers up as potential enemies. The odds were they wouldn't prove friendly: eleven, all males, aged from about eighteen to forty-five. Most were overweight, which was unusual in the Deathlands. Many were bearded and had long hair, tied back with ribbon. All wore heavy boots and blue denim in varying stages of filthy decay, with badges and patches painted or stitched on.
But the important items were the blasters. Most had either hand-built pistols, based on old Saturday night specials, or weapons with parts grafted together from other old blasters, .32 the most common caliber. Two had sawed-off scatterguns of uncertain vintage slung from their shoulders. Their leader packed a Smith & Wesson Model 29, with a nine-inch barrel, .44 caliber. From the battered appearance of the piece it looked like it had been used to hammer in nails and stir a caldron of mutton stew, neither of which would stop the killing punch of the blaster, if the man carrying it knew how to use it.