"Ugh," Krysty said. "Just touching stuff like that makes me feel kind of dirty." She paused. "Hey, Ryan?"
"What?"
"How long since you had a bath?"
"Round 'bout nine years is my guess, Krysty," J.B. joked, glancing up from an exploded, double-page color drawing of a .32-caliber Korth revolver.
Ryan gave him the finger. "Butt your nose out of this one. I guess the last time I had a bath wasn't all that long ago."
"Give me a date, lover. Back in New England? Doesn't count. Just a dunking in salt ocean. I mean a realhonest-to-Gaia bath with hot water, soap and all the trimmings."
"Not since..." He shook his head. "Truth is, I don't remember."
"Me, neither," Krysty replied. "How 'about following that green line on the map? One that points to Bath and Shower Facilities. I could really get into some good warm suds."
"Fucking triple ace on line!" Jak exclaimed, smacking his left fist into his right palm in a gesture of enthusiastic agreement.
J.B. nodded, glancing across at Lori and Doc. "You two?"
Lori sighed, hugging the old man's arm. "Little girl'd do nothing for a hot wash, Doc."
"Anything," he corrected.
"How's that?"
"You said you'd do nothing for a... But, let it pass, sweetness. I confess that the prospect of laving my weary soul is too tantalizing to imagine. Will there truly be hot water and all?"
Ryan looked again at the map. He rubbed a hand over the stubble on his chin, feeling the dirt and grease under his fingers, wrinkling his nostrils at awareness of the stench of his own body.
"I don't know, Doc. But there's sure as gren-chill one way to go find out."
Doc whooped, slapping his thigh so that a great cloud of acrid dust billowed from his breeches. "Then let's go and follow the yellow brick road," he shouted.
"Green, Doc. It's a green line on the map," J.B. said.
It was magic.
The shower rooms were only about a hundred yards away from the dormitory, and a recreation room with television, books, ceedees and pool tables opened on the right. Then locker rooms, divided into male and female sections.
"Think I'll come in with the guys," Krysty said, "if nobody objects."
"And me," Lori said eagerly. Nobody objected.
Ryan sat on one of the immaculately clean and polished benches in the shower room, peeling off his clothes. There were sec locks on the inside of the entrance doors which would hold any attackers long enough for the six companions to get to their blasters.
The bathing complex was divided into smaller sections, each with hot tubs, whirlpools and showers. By common consent, the two couples each went into one section, J.B. and Jak sharing a third.
Krysty had turned on the polished chrome taps to the big tub, testing the water with her hand. It took some time to run warm.
"Sure there'll be some hot left after a hundred years?" Krysty called.
"Nuke power plant's working still. Water in a sealed recycle unit. Should be all right, if you wait long enough."
"Yeah!" she shouted. "Steaming. Have to turn the thermo down or we'll come out pink and skinned. You got your clothes off yet?"
"On the way. There's a fifteen-minute laundro on the wall. Clean and tumble dry. Figure I'll risk my clothes through it while we wash."
He unlaced the combat boots, throwing his socks into the cleaning machine. The skin of his feet was pale and unhealthy, and he realized that it had been a very long time since he'd even had his boots off. One of the problems of moving through the Deathlands was that it was rarely safe to strip off completely, even for a night's sleep. The heavy-duty dark gray pants, slit so that he could pull them over the calf-high boots, came off next, followed by his shorts. The brown shirt was last, chucked into the round, glassed port of the cleaner. His long coat with the white fur trim rested neatly on the bench beside the white silk scarf that had the small metal weights in its ends. The wrist chron was waterproof, so he kept it on. Before moving toward the sounds of splashing and the billowing tendrils of steam, he made sure that all his assorted weapons lay ready to hand.
Stripped naked, Ryan realized that his own personal freshness wasn't all that it might have been.
He caught sight of himself in a full-length mirror by the side of the open doorway through to the showers, paused and looked himself up and down. But not from vanity. He simply looked himself over, knowing that yet another of the Trader's favorite quotes had been something to the effect that the most basic weaponry tool was your own body.
Ryan's thirty odd years of living had been as tough as they could have been, with very little gentle quiet in them. Though he stared critically, he felt he was in good shape: a rangy, muscular body, flat across the stomach, with deep chest and narrow hips; a mat of dark hair curling across his chest, spilling down to tangle around his groin and lower stomach. There were seams and scars all over his trunk, arms and legs, and each of them told its own painful story of bad times from his past.
"Checking the reflec, lover?" Krysty teased, appearing in the mirror at his side. "Making sure everything's in real good working order?"
"Yeah. It's not... Hey, stop that!"
Krysty giggled and didn't stop. She pressed herself closer against Ryan's body, right hand reaching around his hip.
"I said to stop doing..."
"Yeah," she said, stepping away from him, head to one side, admiring her handiwork. "Everything's in real good working order."
"What'd you stop for?" he complained.
"You told me to. Know how I always obey my lord and master? Just like my mama always instructed me."
"I'm going in to wash up. If you're not undressed and in the tub with me in about... lemme see. In about forty-five seconds..."
"You'll what?"
"I'll come and get you, ready or not, and heave you in."
"That a threat or promise?"
"You got forty seconds to find out. Forty seconds and counting."
Krysty made it with six seconds to spare, leaving her khaki overalls in a heap and her dark blue cowboy boots with the silver spread-winged falcons lying crookedly at the side. The cleaner had swallowed her neat bra and light blue bikini pants.
There were automatic dispensers set in the wall, with trim, polished nozzles. Krysty pressed her hand under one and a thin mescal worm of scented soap settled in her palm.
"Come on in, lover. Water's real good. Fireblast! It's been such a damned long time."
Ryan called to her from the sunken bath. He was stretched out full-length, resting his head on the edge of the tub, his thick hair matted and wet. He grinned up at her.
From beyond the next partition they both heard Lori squeal. "It's cold!! Why aren't you turned it up hot, Doc?"
They couldn't catch the old man's reply, as it was drowned out in a hissing torrent of steamy water and a burst of giggling from Lori.
"Sounds like Doc might have gotten himself turned up hot," Krysty said, padding to the edge of the bath, looking down at Ryan's lean and muscular body beneath her in the spray-topped water.
She was partly on his blind side, and he tipped his head to glance up at her, thinking what an amazing physique she had: broad shoulders tapered to a slim waist and tight, firm buttocks; she had the thighs of an athlete, with slim ankles; her breasts were tipped with fire, her nipples hard as cherry stones.