“It’ll do,” I said.
She grinned at that. “You think you’re cute, don’t you.”
“Hardly,” I told her. “It’s tough for cops to be cute. It goes against the image.”
Darlene laughed aloud and handed me my drink. As she did so, her fingers brushed against mine in a way that couldn’t have been accidental. I took a trial sip. MacNaughton’s and water, just the way I like it-heavy on the booze, light on the water.
“Actually,” she said, “that’s really why I came here to talk to you.”
I was still thinking about her fingers. My face must have been totally blank as I tried to sort out what she was really saying.
“Your job,” she said, looking at me over the rim of the glass as she sipped her own drink.
“You are that
Detective Beaumont, aren’t you? The one who works for homicide? How can a cop afford to live in a place like this?“
Before I could answer she did an abrupt change of subject that left me standing with one foot in the air. “Can these plates go in the microwave? The sandwiches should probably be zapped for thirty seconds or so.”
“Sure,” I said.
I stood there stupidly, holding my drink, while she keyed in the microwave instructions. “Nice layout,” she said.
“A real slick layout.“
The way she said it, she could have been talking about the kitchen, but I don’t believe that’s what she meant. There was another whole level to Darlene Girvan’s conversation, one that had nothing to do with kitchens-or pork chop sandwiches either, for that matter. When the sandwiches came out of the microwave, she carried them to the table while I trailed along behind, carrying the drinks.
“You said you wanted to talk to me about homicide?” I asked after we were seated.
She took a bite out of her sandwich and nodded. “Sure,” she said. “Henry told me you wanted to talk to me.”
“Henry?”
She shook her head impatiently, making me feel like a first-class dummy. “Henry Calloway, the manager at Cedar Heights. That’s where I live.”
“Oh, him,” I said. “So we’re neighbors.”
“That’s right. Come on over and borrow a cup of sugar anytime.”
If we were going to play double entendre, I was definitely out of my league. I went searching for solid ground.
“I don’t remember seeing you when we went through the building.”
“I work at night and sleep during the day. I’d have killed Calloway if he’d let you guys wake me up early.”
“But he told you I wanted to talk to you?”
She nodded. “That’s right. He said you wanted to talk to anyone who might have seen something out of the ordinary on Saturday afternoon. Here I am.”
“I gave him my phone number at the department. How’d you find me here?”
She grinned. “Easy. When he told me your name, I remembered it from the other night. I wondered if maybe you two were related or something. I tried calling the department, but you weren’t in. Then I tried looking you up in the phone book. You weren’t listed. Nobody named Beaumont was. That’s what made me figure you really were a cop. I mean, cops don’t usually put their phone numbers out there in front of God and everybody. Maybe I should give up tending bar and become a detective. What do you think?”
“We’ll take it under advisement,” I said.
“So that’s when I came over here looking for you,” she continued. “I tried first this afternoon right after I woke up, but you weren’t home.”
“Tried what?”
“I came over here to talk to you. I called on the phone from downstairs, but you weren’t home. When the answering machine came on, I hung up. I don’t talk to answering machines. I hate answering machines. They piss me off.”
“Wait a minute,” I said, trying to pull the threads of her story into some understandable, cohesive whole. “Start over again from the beginning. Why did Calloway tell you to get in touch with me?”
“Because I asked him when he was going to get off his ass and post speed-limit signs in the parking garage like he’s supposed to.”
Maybe that answered my question for her, but it didn’t help me at all.
“I don’t understand what speed-limit signs and Henry Calloway have to do with me.”
“Because he almost ran me down, goddammit.”
“Who did?”
“Some little asshole wearing a brown hat almost ran me down in the parking garage about one-thirty Saturday afternoon. I mean, I almost died. I was carrying two bags of groceries. You know, bread and eggs and cigarettes, and I dropped one of the bags trying to get out of the way. Broke most of the eggs. Bruised my hip, too. Want me to show you?”
“No thanks. Later maybe.”
I could feel the quick catch of excitement in my throat. It was the right time. And the Cedar Heights garage was the right place. “Go on,” I urged.
“Anyway, he must have opened the garage door from the second or third level, because it was already open when he came around the corner. He didn’t have to wait for it. Otherwise, I’d have caught up with that sucker, dragged him out of his fancy little car, and beaten the holy crap out of him.”
“What kind of car?” I asked.
She shrugged. “Beats me. Some kind of foreign job. Not cheap, I don’t think, but I can’t say for sure. We never had any of those in Butte, Montana, when I was growing up, I can tell you that. I know Fords from Chevys from Buicks, but I can’t tell one foreign car from another. Can you?”
“Sometimes,” I said. “Did you get the license number?”
“Only the first three letters. KRE something.
That’s all I could see. He knocked me flat on my ass.“
“Three letters. Did you get any of the numbers?”
“Goddammit, I was sitting there on a pile of broken eggs, and you think I should have gotten the whole fucking license number? What do you think I am? You ready for another drink?”
Darlene got up abruptly and went to the kitchen, taking both our glasses with her. While she was gone, I managed to marshal my thoughts into some kind of reasonable order. I had asked Henry Calloway to report anything unusual. A hit-and-run in a private, secured garage right around the time of the murder was most unusual indeed. Calloway had been right-on-the-money to send Darlene Girvan in my direction.
“Did you recognize the car? Does it belong to one of the residents of the building, then?” I asked as she came back to the table.
“I wasn’t on the residential side,” she said. “What made you think I was there?”
“You live there, don’t you? As I understand it, the residential parking lot is under the residential tower.”
“I do live there, but we have an extra car. There aren’t enough parking places in the residential garage, so we lease an extra space on the commercial side.”
“Tell me exactly what happened,” I said.
“I went up the hill to the store. When I came back, I stopped on P-l, the first level, to unload the stuff into a cart. It was Saturday afternoon. I figured I was probably the only person in the place, so I stopped right beside the elevator door.
“All of a sudden, I hear a crash and then this car comes screaming up from downstairs like a bat out of hell. I mean, he was moving! I heard him coming from down below, his tires were squealing like mad. I tried to get out of the way, but as he came around the corner, he skidded. He was coming so fast, I thought he was going to hit me or the wall. I had to jump straight up to get out of his way.”
“You say it was a man wearing a hat?”
She nodded. “It’s not very well lit in the garage on weekends, but it looked to me like maybe a state patrol hat.”
“Are there any state patrol officers living or working in your building?”
Darlene shook her head. “Henry doesn’t know of any. I already asked. So anyway, I figured, since whoever it was had a garage door opener, I’d be able to go down to the garage this week and find the car. I was going to leave a nasty note for the son of a bitch. But the car never showed up. I didn’t think that much about it until today when I talked to Henry. He said maybe it had something to do with the murder.”