INTERSTATE 8
Goodbye, darling,” and she says “‘Darling’; you never call me that anymore. I can’t even remember when you last called me it, or if you ever did. Have you ever?” and he says “Sure, plenty, tons, or a few times at least. I can’t recall each one, but certainly when I first met you. That very night at the party we were at, I said to the host ‘There’s my future darling,’ and she said ‘Who?’ and I said ‘There, there, my future darling wife of my future darling kids,’ and went over to you — you were with some guy you couldn’t take your eyes off of, so I knew I had some doing to do, and I actually had to wrest him away from you by grabbing his wrist and giving it a bit of a twist to get his arm off you — and then I said to you…no, don’t let me run on, and with such bullshit too, for we gotta go, gotta move, gotta hustle, darling,” and she says “I like it though, not said that way, but before with the more endearing ‘darling.’ Where the other stuff comes from — juvenile fantasies of wresting men away from your wench — beats me. But the ‘darling’—I think I like it more than any other sweet talk from you, even if I can’t remember if you ever called me it”—“I have, my darling, I have”—“and I call you it lots of times,” and he says “That he knows, his darling, and it’s perhaps where he got it from,” and she says “Sometimes — no holding me in bed when we go to sleep, unless it’s your first move to making love; no kiss goodbye and hello when you leave and come home if it’s just to and from work — I even think we’re, well, frittering apart in a way from what we were”—“Saved by the fritters and way”—“something I’ve thought a lot about lately and it…distresses me,” and he says “You were going to say ‘saddens,’ yes?” and she says “Don’t play prig,” and he says “I only wanted to see how sharply I was tuned in — you know, reading thy mind, but okay, what? — I’m an all-ears kind of guy,” and she says “One sure sign of what I see taking place, other than for the two or three I mentioned—” “Which were they?” and she says “Nate,” and he nods, “is that, one, just your being flip about it like this—” “You mean ‘three’ or ‘four,’ if I’m counting right, but I’m sorry, go on”—“trying to get around it with jokes when years ago you would have taken it seriously if not gravely…well, maybe not that bad. And, two, and maybe this is trivial, nevertheless I liked it: you don’t say anything affectionate anymore when we make love or before or after it,” and he says “I’m the strong silent type, and after, a quick quiet sleeper — oops,” and she says “I really get an awful feeling sometimes of what might eventually become of us, this gradual dribbling away,” and he says “And you want from me that current term I hate, ‘reinforcement,’” and she says “Not right now but sometime soon, like on the phone tonight — something for you to think about on the long drive home,” and he says “But what a time for you to bring it up, when we’re nice and tight like this, arms locked, pelvises stuck, ready for the big goodbye-darling pucker-up,” and she says “I mean it. You also don’t make love to me as much, with or without the nice words,” and he says “
We don’t make love, the two-way street, darling,” and she says “I don’t appreciate it when you use it like that, so please?” and he says “So what do you mean ‘we don’t as much’? As much where, here in a public hallway? Or when, since the first few weeks after we first met? We make it every bit as much or just a touch less much or however such one should word it — little less touch, bit less mush, that sorta stuff, but none of those up to snuff. Look, it just isn’t true, despite all the so-called detergents — deterrents of long-term marriage used-to-itness and the natural aging process, on my part at least and I’ve got almost a dozen years on ya, but we really gotta go — kids, car and me, and your dad waiting with them downstairs and by now possibly pissed off,” and kisses her lips, digs into them with his, she kisses back with not as much dig, wishes they had the time, if the gang wasn’t waiting for him and his mother-in-law wasn’t in the apartment, though even there, he’d say…he’d say “Darling, and this is no joke and I’m not playing up to you now with that word, well, maybe a little bissel, but if we could do it in a few minutes from pants-dropping start to pulling-them-up finish, last time for two days and nights, you know what I mean, the where and when, it’s here and now, and we didn’t do it all day yesterday and today so that makes three, even if we just go into the guest bathroom past your mother under the guise of my washing my hands and you going to the toilet and neither of us wanting to use their private john off the master bedroom, or other way around with the washing and toilet, and do it standing up, you leaning over and me from behind, wouldn’t take me more than a coupla minutes and you might even get something out of it, I’m sorry but that’s how it is, and as a parting even a one-sided goodbye-darling gift to me,” and she’d say yes, they’d hold their breath, or he would, she’d hardly have started, for they’d really have to be quick — when hasn’t she said yes to sex unless she was very mad at him for something he said or did and she felt he hadn’t sufficiently apologized, but have to go, must, hates keeping people waiting, one more kiss, does and then says “I mean it, you’re my darling, I love you, okay?” and she says “What a way,” and he says “I mean, I just love you, plain and simple, ornate and complex, but I have to—” and jerks his head to the elevator door and she says “Okay, I love you too,” and they separate and she takes his hands and looks at them and then him, smiles pining-like, regretting already that he’s gone? and says “You should get moving, it’s unfair leaving them down there, I guess, and it’s funny, I already feel you’re gone,” and he says “Am I psychic? — I’ll tell you tonight why I said that, you just have to remind me, but now’s no time to quote unquote boast…say goodbye to your momma again for me,” and she says “I will,” and he’s pulling his hands from hers when the elevator door opens and his father-in-law steps out: “Nathan, where are you? — Don’t let the door close,” to the elevator car, “keep the Open button down — We’ve been waiting, it’s been quarter of an hour,” and he says “Just toodle-dee-dooing to your darling daughter, no other harm; we’re not used to long separations — Bye, dear,” and she nods to him with her eyes closed and he thinks “What’s that mean? I mean, surely no tears; that’d be ridiculous. I was only kidding about the long separation. It’s only going to be two days, so look at it as a break,” and waves and gets in the elevator, “Oh, kids, hi — of course, holding the door open,” Julie pressing down hard on the Open button with her whole hand, and Margo says “Daddy, you said you’d be down quickly,” and he says “I am — we will be — let’s go,” and his father-in-law pushes the L button and door closes. “Oh, forgot to say goodbye to your mom, we gotta go back,” he says to the girls and Julie says “You’re just fooling us now.”