Was it impossible to believe they could have fabricated the only evidence of honest labour? A list of imaginary ships to justify their existence? He'd soon find out. He consulted his fob watch and noted the time with satisfaction.
Stepping outside he watched steadily to the left and, right on time, Teazer came slowly past the point. "So, what happens now, Mr. Lieutenant?" Kydd said, with relish.
The man stood there, regarding him steadily.
"Well, that's number twenty-eight, is it not?" Kydd said testily. "'Name of Vessel Passing is Required,' or am I mistaken?" A finite number of signals could be sent from a coast signal station in their own code, which Teazer also carried and with which she must respond.
The lieutenant glanced at the older seaman and nodded. The man turned and went outside to hoist the two flags, then came back to wait beside him.
"Well?" exploded Kydd. "The log! Find out if the private signal is correct, the name of the ship. Then enter it up, decide if this is an alarm—get moving, damn you for a mumping set o' lubbers!"
The lieutenant folded his arms and said quietly, "Yon ship is the brig-sloop Teazer, Captain Kydd, Downs Squadron, having been on the coast these last two months. If 'n you wish me to make entry of our own forces as are already known to Admiral Keith, I will, or should you want an alarm raised . . ."
He was quite right, of course, and in a way that suggested Kydd had underestimated the ragged band. They were locals—fishermen, smugglers, whatever—and could be relied upon to know exactly what was afoot on their own doorstep. Could it be a much more effective system than bringing in highly trained man-o'-war's men who would have no idea of local conditions?
Only if they knew the rest. "Tell me, an enemy flotilla is making t' land at Winchelsea beach. What is your action?"
"Red pennant at the masthead, three black balls at the peak," the man said calmly.
"And?"
"At night, touch off the faggots in the fire-frame, lanterns and a blue light."
"Where is it?"
He raised an arm and pointed to a twelve-foot post near the water's edge. It had a deep iron basket at the top, which it was ready charged with combustibles.
A wave of contrition came over Kydd. These men had the loneliest task in the Navy, miles from any other humanity but at the very bullseye of the invasion's target. On this flat desolation, exposed to cutting winds and driving rain, there was no escape from the tedium of duty, noting details of ships interrogated as they passed, such that lesser evils, such as privateers and others, were caught out and instantly reported down the line, the source, no doubt, of so much of the cryptic intelligence that had sent Teazer and her sisters off in righteous pursuit.
"Quite right," Kydd said, with a sudden smile. "Well, sir, I find your attention t' duty a caution to us. I'll bid you good day." He turned to go, then paused, fumbled in his pocket and found a guinea. "God bless you all, and here's rhino enough to drink the health of that fine barky you see out there."
Ramsgate was a bustling trading port at the south-east tip of England, well-favoured by those of means to embarking on ocean voyages. Even the mysterious cartel ships returning from France disembarked on Harbour Parade.
This was no benighted, out-of-the-way exile for the Sea Fencibles. All the comforts of home and town were there, and no danger of being caught short by the weather, with the abundance of taverns on hand. Kydd saw what he wanted as soon as Teazer's boat passed the stubby piers at the entrance and told Poulden to lay alongside the seaweed-covered steps on the inner side.
Watched curiously by idle promenaders he cast a professional eye over two prime pieces: a pair of twenty-four-pounders atop the wall each side of the entrance with a field of fire to seaward. He went to the nearer one. It was fitted with a tompion and a stout lead apron, promising gunlocks in action, and was finished in traditional sea-service black.
An official-looking small building stood where the pier joined the shore and Kydd strode over to it. "Where are the Sea Fencibles? I mean to see 'em drill," he said, to a man lounging at the entrance puffing a clay pipe.
Conscious of admiring glances at his commander's uniform from passing ladies, he asked again. "Their lieutenant, then?"
The man looked at him then slowly removed the pipe. "How in blue blazes would I know, Admiral? I'm th' Revenoo only."
Customs and Excise men were immune to the press, or Kydd would have been sorely tempted. Stalking past, he entered and got the information he wanted, then dispatched his men—and waited.
It was nearly two hours before a sullen and resentful gun crew were all closed up, still in their shopman's aprons, sea-jerseys and tradesmen's smocks. An elderly lieutenant in morning clothes arrived red-faced in vexation.
"So kind in Mr. Bonaparte to wait upon you, sir," Kydd said sarcastically. "And now may we see some action? Pray muster your equipment."
One of the men turned on the lieutenant. "An' its Toosday and Sat'day only we drill. What's th' meaning o' this'n?"
"It's a special muster for the officer here, and you'll see your silver right enough," the lieutenant snarled. By now a knot of people had gathered, the exercise promised a pleasing diversion for the Ramsgate seafront.
Kydd pulled out his watch pointedly. The lieutenant called them to attention and made the gun numbers sing out their duties. That done, the order was given to cast loose the gun and rig tackles. There was another wait while the side tackles and other equipment were located in store and brought out. It took some looking to find the ringbolts to take the breeching and more for the training tackle before the gun was ready.
It was a hot day but Kydd was taking no nonsense and the gun crew bent to their labours.
"Out tompion!"
"Run out the gun!"
"Point your gun!"
"Fire!"
"Worm and sponge!"
The age-old orders rang out, but it was not an impressive sight, even without the heavy real twenty-four-pound shot and cartridges. The flat space atop the pier was not best suited to close exercise, but Kydd was merciless—if the French came they would be serving their piece whatever the conditions.
"Pity help you, sir, when we go to live firing," Kydd said sorrowfully, to the lieutenant.
"Live firing?"
"Yes. I will have at least one round from you." Kydd had noticed that the vent hole was blocked by a neat little spider funnel, proof enough of how much the gun had been used.
"Why, sir—"
"You object?"
"It's—it's not done, sir. The noise, it would frighten the ladies.
And people would think the French to have come."
"One round, if you please."
The lieutenant looked about helplessly, then muttered stubbornly, "I haven't the keys to the magazine as I must apply to the colonel of militia."
Kydd could hardly believe his ears, but said, "Then we can oblige you, sir. Poulden, send to Teazer for a twenty-four-pounder carro-nade ball, cartridge, wadding and gunner's pouch. There, sir," he added genially, "you shall have your fun."
The expectant spectators were now several deep and an excited murmur went round. "Mr. Austen won't half be in a takin', sir," one member of the gun crew said, fiddling with a tackle fall and looking anxiously at the lieutenant, whose face had paled.
"Sir, don't you rather think that—"
"Bonaparte's hordes could be upon you at any time, and you hesitate at a live practice?"