"I don't, that is, I'm not really, well, I have but not-"
She held a hand up out of the side of the chair. One of the rear men shouted to those in front and we drew to an orderly halt right outside the door of the inn.
"Come on," she said, slapping me on the knee, "I'll teach you."
6. THE BODYGUARD
The concubine lady Perrund, attended at a discreet distance by a eunuch of the harem guard, took her daily constitutional as usual a little after breakfast. Her route that day took her to one of the higher towers on the east wing where she knew she could gain access to the roof. It was a fine, clear day and the view could be particularly fine, looking out over the palace grounds to the spires and domes of the city of Crough, the plains beyond, and the hills in the deep distance.
"Why, DeWar!"
The chief bodyguard DeWar sat in a large, sheet-covered chair that was one of twenty or so pieces of furniture which had been stored in the tower room. His eyes were closed, his chin was resting on his chest. His head jerked up, he looked around and blinked. The concubine Perrund sat in a seat beside him, her red gown bright against the dark blue of the sheet. The white-clad eunuch guard stood by the door.
DeWar cleared his throat. 'Ah, Perrund," he said. He drew himself up in the chair and straightened his black tunic. "How are you?"
"Pleased to see you, DeWar, though surprised," she told him, smiling. "You looked as though you were slumbering. I thought of all people the Protector's chief bodyguard would be the least likely to need sleep during the day."
DeWar glanced round at the eunuch guard. "The Protector has given me the Xamis-morning off," he said. "There's a formal breakfast for the Xinkspar delegation. There are guards everywhere. He thinks I am surplus."
"You think otherwise."
"He is surrounded by men with weapons. Just because they're our guards doesn't mean there isn't a threat. Naturally I think I ought to be there but he will not be told." DeWar rubbed his eyes.
"So you became unconscious out of pique?"
"Did I look asleep?" DeWar asked innocently. "I was only thinking."
"And very fast a-thought you looked. What did you conclude?"
"That I must not answer so many questions."
"A fine decision. People do pry so."
"And you?"
"Oh, I rarely think. There are so many people who think — or think they think — better than L It would be presumptuous."
"I meant what brings you here? Is this your morning walk?"
"Yes. I like to take the air from the roof."
"I must remember not to position myself here next time I want to think."
"I vary my route, DeWar, There is no certain escape in any public part of the palace. The only safe place might be within your own chambers."
"I shall try to remember."
"Good. I trust you are happy now?"
"Happy? Why would that be?"
"There has been an attempt on the Protector's life. I understood you were there."
"Ah, that."
"Aye, that."
"Yes. I was there."
"So, are you happy now? The last time we talked you expressed dismay that there had been so few assassins recently, taking this as incontrovertible proof that we must be entirely surrounded by them."
DeWar smiled ruefully. 'Ah yes. Then, no, I am no happier, my lady."
"I thought not." The lady Perrund rose to go. DeWar stood as she did. "I understand the Protector visits us in the harem later today," she said. "Will you be joining us then?"
"I imagine so."
"Good. I'll leave you to your thinking." The lady Perrund smiled, then made for the door which led to the roof, followed by the eunuch guard.
DeWar watched her and the guard go, then stretched and yawned.
The palace concubine Yalde was a favourite of General YetAmidous and was often called to his home in the palace grounds. The girl could not speak, though she appeared to have a tongue and everything else required for speech, and understood imperial well enough and the local language of Tassaseni a very little. She had been a slave. Perhaps there was something that had happened to her during that time which had addled whatever part of her brains would normally have granted her the power of speech. Still, she could whimper and moan and shout when she was being pleasured, as the General never tired of telling his friends.
Yalde sat on the same vast couch as the General, in the principal receiving room of his house, feeding him finger fruits from a crystal bowl while he played with her long black hair, twisting and untwisting it in one large hand. It was night, a bell or so after a small banquet YetAmidous had thrown. The men still wore their dining robes. Present with YetAmidous were RuLeuin, UrLeyn's brother, BreDelle, the Protector's physician, Guard Commander ZeSpiole, the Generals Duke Simalg and Duke Ralboute and a few aides and court juniors.
"No, there are paper screens or something," said RuLeuin. "He must have burst through those."
"It was the ceiling, I tell you. Think. It would be the best place. Hint of danger, and — whumpf! Straight down. Why, you could just drop a cannon ball on whoever was causing the trouble. Quite easy, really. A fool could do it."
"Nonsense. The walls."
"ZeSpiole should know," YetAmidous said, interrupting RuLeuin and Simalg. 'ZeSpiole? What do you have to say?"
"I wasn't there," ZeSpiole said, waving a goblet around. "And the painted chamber was never used while I was chief bodyguard."
"Still, you must know of it," YetAmidous said.
"Of course I know of it," ZeSpiole said. He stopped waving his goblet round long enough for a passing servant to fill it with wine. "Lots of people know of it, but no one goes in there."
"So how did DeWar surprise the Sea Company assassin?"
Simalg asked. Simalg was a Duke with vast lands in the east, but had been one of the first of the old noble families to declare for UrLeyn during the war of succession. He was a thin, ever-languorous-looking man with long straight brown hair. "The ceiling, was it not. ZeSpiole? Do tell me I'm right."
"The walls," RuLeuin said. "Through a painting, a portrait in which the eyes had been cut out!"
"I can't say."
"But you must!" Simalg protested.
"It's a secret."
"Is it?"
"It is."
"There we are," YetAmidous said to the others. "It is a secret."
"Does the Protector say so, or his smug saviour?" Ralboute asked. A stout but muscled man, Duke Ralboute had been another early convert to UrLeyn's cause.
"You mean DeWar?" ZeSpiole asked.
"Does he not seem smug to you?" Ralboute asked, and drank from his goblet.
"Yes, smug," Doctor BreDelle said. "And too clever by half. Or even more."
"And hard to pin down," Ralboute added, pulling his dining robe more loosely over his huge frame and brushing some crumbs away.
"Try lying on him," Simalg suggested.
"I'll lie on you," Ralboute told the other noble.
"I think not."
"Do you think DeWar would lie with the Protector?" YetAmidous asked. "Do we think he really is a lover of men? Or are these only rumours?"
"You never see him inside the harem," RuLeuin said.
"Would he be allowed?" BreDelle asked. The court physician was only allowed to make professional calls to the harem when its own female nurse could not cope.
"Chief bodyguard?" ZeSpiole said. "Yes. He could pick amongst the household concubines. The ones dressed in blue."