"You could write it in the winter, when the robin's gone."
"In wintertime," said Lee, "I have other things to do."
He reached down, picked up the jug and passed it across to Knight.
"Hard cider," he explained. "Make it myself. Not as a project, not as a hobby, but because I happen to like cider and no one knows any longer how to really make it. Got to have a few worms in the apples to give it a proper tang."
Thinking about the worms, Knight spat out a mouthful, then handed back the jug. Lee applied himself to it wholeheartedly.
"First honest work I've done in years." He lay in the hammock, swinging gently, with the jug cradled on his chest. "Every time I get a yen to work, I look across the lake at you and decide against it. How many rooms have you added to that house since you got it built?"
"Eight," Knight told him proudly.
"My God! Think of it-eight rooms!"
"It isn't hard," protested Knight, "once you get the knack of it. Actually, it's fun."
"A couple of hundred years ago, men didn't add eight rooms to their homes. And they didn't build their own houses to start with. And they didn't go in for a dozen different hobbies. They didn't have the time."
"It's easy now. You just buy a How-2 Kit."
"So easy to kid yourself," said Lee. "So easy to make it seem that you are doing something worthwhile when you're just piddling around. Why do you think this How-2 thing boomed into big business? Because there was a need of it?"
"It was cheaper. Why pay to have a thing done when you can do it yourself?"
"Maybe that is part of it. Maybe, at first that was the reason. But you can't use the economy argument to justify adding eight rooms. No one needs eight extra rooms. I doubt if, even at first, economy was the entire answer. People had more time than they knew what to do with, so they turned to hobbies. And today they do it not because they need all the things they make, but because the making of them fills an emptiness born of shorter working hours, of giving people leisure they don't know how to use. Now, me," he said. "I know how to use it."
He lifted the jug and had another snort and offered it to Knight again. This time, Knight refused.
They lay there in their hammocks, looking at blue sky and watching the ragged robin. Knight said there was a How-2 Kit for city people to make robot birds and Lee laughed pityingly and Knight shut up in embarrassment.
When Knight went back home, a robot was clipping the grass around the picket fence. He had four arms, which had clippers attached instead of hands, and he was doing a quick and efficient job.
"You aren't Albert, are you?" Knight asked, trying to figure out how a strange robot could have strayed onto the place.
"No," the robot said, keeping right on clipping. "I am Abe. I was made by Albert."
"Made?"
"Albert fabricated me so that I could work. You didn't think Albert would do work like this himself, did you?"
"I wouldn't know," said Knight.
"If you want to talk, you'll have to move along with me. I have to keep on working."
"Where is Albert now?"
"Down in the basement, fabricating Alfred."
"Alfred? Another robot?"
"Certainly. That's what Albert's for."
Knight reached out for a fence-post and leaned weakly against it.
First there was a single robot and now there were two, and Albert was down in the basement working on a third. That, he realized, had been why Albert wanted him to place the order for the steel and other things-but the order hadn't arrived as yet, so he must have made this robot-this Abe-out of the scrap he had salvaged!
Knight hurried down into the basement and there was Albert, working at the forge. He had another robot partially assembled and he had parts scattered here and there.
The corner of the basement looked like a metallic nightmare.
"Albert!"
Albert turned around.
"What's going on here?"
"I'm reproducing," Albert told him blandly.
"But…"
"They built the mother-urge in me. I don't know why they called me Albert. I should have a female name."
"But you shouldn't be able to make other robots!"
"Look, stop your worrying. You want robots, don't you?"
"Well-Yes, I guess so."
"Then I'll make them. I'll make you all you need."
He went back to his work.
A robot who made other robots-there was a fortune in a thing like that! The robots sold at a cool ten thousand and Albert had made one and was working on another. Twenty thousand, Knight told himself.
Perhaps Albert could make more than two a day. He had been working from scrap metal and maybe, when the new material arrived, he could step up production.
But even so, at only two a day-that would be half a million dollars' worth of robots every month! Six million a year!
It didn't add up, Knight sweatily realized. One robot was not supposed to be able to make another robot. And if there were such a robot, How-2 Kits would not let it loose.
Yet, here Knight was, with a robot he didn't even own, turning out other robots at a dizzy pace.
He wondered if a man needed a license of some sort to manufacture robots. It was something he'd never had occasion to wonder about before, or to ask about, but it seemed reasonable. After all, a robot was not mere machinery, but a piece of pseudo-life. He suspected there might be rules and regulations and such matters as government inspection and he wondered, rather vaguely, just how many laws he might be violating.
He looked at Albert, who was still busy, and he was fairly certain Albert would not understand his viewpoint.
So he made his way upstairs and went to the recreation room, which he had built as an addition several years before and almost never used, although it was fully equipped with How-2 ping-pong and billiard tables. In the unused recreation room was an unused bar. He found a bottle of whiskey. After the fifth or sixth drink, the outlook was much brighter.
He got paper and pencil and tried to work out the economics of it. No matter how he figured it, he was getting rich much faster than anyone ever had before.
Although, he realized, he might run into difficulties, for he would be selling robots without apparent means of manufacturing them and there was that matter of a license, if he needed one, and probably a lot of other things he didn't even know about.
But no matter how much trouble he might encounter, he couldn't very well be despondent, not face to face with the fact that, within a year, he'd be a multimillionaire. So he applied himself enthusiastically to the bottle and got drunk for the first time in almost twenty years.
When he came home from work the next day, he found the lawn razored to a neatness it had never known before. The flower beds were weeded and the garden had been cultivated. The picket fence was newly painted. Two robots, equipped with telescopic extension legs in lieu of ladders, were painting the house.
Inside, the house was spotless and he could hear Grace singing happily in the studio. In the sewing room, a robot-with a sewing-machine attachment sprouting from its chest-was engaged in making drapes.
"Who are you?" Knight asked.
"You should recognize me," the robot said. "You talked to me yesterday. I'm Abe-Albert's eldest son."
Knight retreated.
In the kitchen, another robot was busy getting dinner.
"I am Adelbert," it told him.
Knight went out on the front lawn. The robots had finished painting the front of the house and had moved around to the side.
Seated in a lawn chair, Knight again tried to figure it out.
He would have to stay on the job for a while to allay suspicion, but he couldn't stay there long. Soon, he would have all he could do managing the sale of robots and handling other matters. Maybe, he thought, he could lay down on the job and get himself fired. Upon thinking it over, he arrived at the conclusion that he couldn't-it was not possible for a human being to do less on a job than he had always done. The work went through so many hands and machines that it invariably got out somehow.