About four steps from the bottom, I jumped.
I landed on both feet. The book bag whapped my back. I plunged across the foyer, staggering more than running toward the front door. The razor would do me no good -- not against Thelma's machetes. Afraid of hurting myself with it, I whipped its blade shut on my way to the door.
I put on the brakes. Skidded. Not able to stop in time, I twisted sideways and slammed against the door. As I reached for the handle, I glanced back.
Thelma, chugging her way down, had about three steps to go.
I lurched backward, jerking the door open.
The veranda was brightly lit by a couple of spotlights on the front lawn. It surprised me. I wished they'd been off. Wesley or Thelma must've activated them, somehow, the better to chase me down.
It worked both ways, though. I could see better, too.
On my way out the door, something struck me in the back. It felt like a fist slugging my book bag. A punch, but no real pain.
The moment I got outside, I dodged to the right. As I raced for the end of the veranda, I took a quick look over my shoulder.
Thelma didn't slow down enough. After charging onto the veranda, her momentum swung her out wide. Yelling "Wahhh!", she crashed a shoulder against a front column. The blow knocked her to a quick halt. The way her tits swung, I half thought they might fly off and land in the front yard. But they stayed attached and rebounded as she bounced off the column. She couldn't stay on her feet after that.
I watched her crash onto the floor of the veranda.
She hit it hard with her right side.
I quit running as she skidded and rolled onto her back. By then, however, I had almost reached the railing at the end of the veranda. A fine distance for my escape. But a bad distance for any hope of rushing back and jumping Thelma; she would have plenty of time to recover and get up.
Even as I watched, she rolled off her back and raised her head and met my eyes.
She had a machete in her left hand. Her right hand was empty.
She started to push herself up.
I suddenly spotted her other machete. It lay on the veranda floor about midway between us.
How had it gotten there?
I remembered the blow to my back.
But that had happened while I was still in the doorway.
My guess (later confirmed by gashes in my book bag and journal) is that Thelma had thrown the machete at me. It must've penetrated my book bag and had probably been sticking out for a few seconds while I dashed along the veranda. Then, shaking loose, it had fallen to the floor.
Thelma saw me looking at it.
She glanced at it.
We looked at each other.
I suddenly felt as if I'd become the star of a Sergio Leone film. We're just waiting for the music to stop. That'll be the signal. With the final note, we both break into mad dashes for the machete -- in slow motion.
But there was no music.
This was no film.
Neither of us waited.
There was no slow motion, either, but I can play it that way in my mind. When it happened, though, it happened fast.
As I sprinted for the weapon, Thelma scurried forward and onto her feet. She already had a machete. And she raised it high, ready to chop me.
I had the greater speed, though. My chances looked good for reaching the other machete first.
By maybe half a second.
Then I'd have to swoop down and snatch it off the floor and swing it up in time to stop Thelma from whacking my head off.
The distance between us closed fast.
She wasn't even paying attention to the damn machete.
Her eyes were on me.
She knew she had me. I knew she had me.
This was just me. Rupert Conway, not Clint Eastwood or Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Mel Gibson. This was real life, not a scene in an action movie. These were real machetes.
I was about to get myself killed.
Thelma, threatening the veranda floor with each thundering stride, yelled "Yahhhh!"
I yelled, "No!" and swerved away from our collision course and dived over the white-painted railing. I smashed through some bushes. They scratched me, but broke my fall.
Thelma didn't leap the railing. She must've gone ahead to the second machete, picked it up, then run back to the veranda stairs.
Which gave me a little time.
I used the time to pocket the razor, shuck off my book bag, stuff the bag under the bushes for safe keeping, scramble to my feet and get a start on my dash for the corner of the house.
When I looked back, Thelma was charging down the veranda stairs. She turned toward me and broke into a run, pumping her two machetes.
Now that we were out in the open, I figured she didn't stand a chance of catching me.
Not unless I fell down and broke my leg, or something.
I'd never broken a leg in my life, so it didn't seem likely to happen tonight.
After turning the corner of the house, I slowed down a little. No point in wearing myself out. Anyway, I needed to think.
For a while there, my survival had looked iffy.
Now that I'd gotten out of the mansion alive, I had to make up my mind about what to do next.
I wanted the keys to the gorilla cages.
They were probably still inside the house.
I could hardly go after them with Thelma on my tail.
Wesley might not remain out of action for long. It had looked like a very nasty fall, though. It could've put him out of commission for hours, or days, or for ever.
So Thelma seemed to be my main problem. Sure, I could outrun her. I could hide, or run circles around her. But I didn't want to fight her. Not while she had those machetes.
They were my real problem.
She had to be disarmed.
Bet she can't swim with them, I thought.
The lagoon crossed my mind, but I rejected it. For one thing, how do you get there from here? For another, the ocean was dead ahead.
Swim out to the boat, I thought.
I remembered the two dinghies tied at the dock.
Can't leave either of them behind.
Dealing with them would take a while.
Suddenly, I wished I hadn't slowed down. I poured it on and sprinted at top speed for the shore.
How The Chase Ends
If I'd had another ten seconds, maybe I would've had time to slice through the mooring line of the second dinghy. As it was, I only cut through one.
My plan, formed as I dashed for the cove, had been to cut both the dinghies loose, hop into one, and tow the second away from the dock. Which would force Thelma to swim after me, leaving her machetes behind.
Probably not such a terrific plan, anyway.
But I didn't get a chance to find out, because Thelma came pounding onto the dock before I even had a chance to start cutting the second rope.
I dropped the line of the first dinghy, sprang up and ran like hell for the end of the dock.
My sneakers clumped on the planks. Thelma, barefoot, slapped and thudded after me, wheezing for breath.
Again, she didn't stand a chance of catching up.
On my way to the end of the dock, I flipped the razor shut and dropped it into my pocket.
I raced to the very edge, then dived.
My dive carried me way out over the water. I hit the surface flat out with a whop that hurt. Then the water shut down on top of me. I stayed under and kicked hard, trying to pick up speed.
No big splashing sound came from behind me. I kept waiting for it. My headstart hadn't been much; Thelma should've already reached the end of the dock.
Obviously, she'd decided not to jump in.
Needing air anyway, I kicked to the surface. As I filled my lungs, I looked back.
I was closer to the dock than I'd expected or hoped. The shoes had probably slowed me down -- as had my big, baggy shorts. Even though I wanted more distance between myself and Thelma, I began treading water.
The shoes made it tough, but I wasn't about to kick them off and lose them. Pumping my feet as if I were racing a bicycle, I managed to keep my head above the surface.