Who’s gonna pull my sleigh tonight?”
Rudolph instead just ate him,
Munching Santa’s brain with glee,
Rudolph, the Zombie reindeer,
You changed Christmas history!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO BE A ZOMBIE
Sung to the tune of “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”
Every body pauses and stares at me,
I’m a pile of rotting flesh as you can see.
It looks like a virus caused this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is to be a Zombie!
All I’ll eat for Christmas
Is your frontal lobe,
Your frontal lobe,
With my two front teeth!
Gee, if I could only
Eat your frontal lobe,
Then more Zombies would spread around the globe.
It seems so long since I’ve been undead;
Sister Susie’s a rotting hag!
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
If only there were more brains to be had!
All I want for Christmas
Is to be a Zombie,
To be a Zombie,
To be a Zombie.
Gee, if I could only
Be a Christmas Zombie,
Then I could eat you
On Christmas Day!
ZOMBIE CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
Sung to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not shout,
Or he’ll know where you hide—
Zombie Claus is coming to town!
He’s eating a wrist
And chewing it twice;
A little fresh brain with pepper is nice.
Zombie Claus is coming to town!
He eats you when you’re sleeping;
He bites when you’re awake.
He chews if you’ve been bad or good,
So just hide for goodness’ sake!
O, you better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not shout,
Or he’ll know where you hide.
Zombie Claus is coming to town!
Zombie Claus is coming to town!
About the Author and the Illustrator
MICHAEL P. SPRADLIN is the author of several children’s picture books, the novels and manga volumes in the Spy Goddess series, and the Youngest Templar novels. He lives in Michigan with his family.
JEFF WEIGEL is an author, illustrator, and graphic designer who lives in Belleville, Illinois. He has been a frequent contributor to Image Comics’ Big Bang anthology, and is the author and illustrator of the children’s picture books Atomic Ace (He’s Just My Dad), Atomic Ace and the Robot Rampage, and the forthcoming graphic novel Thunder from the Sea.
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ALSO BY MICHAEL P. SPRADLIN
SPY GODDESS NOVELS
Live and Let Shop
To Hawaii, with Love
SPY GODDESS MANGA
The Chase for the Chalice
The Quest for the Lance
THE YOUNGEST TEMPLAR NOVELS
Keeper of the Grail
Trail of Fate
PICTURE BOOKS
The Legend of Blue Jacket
Texas Rangers: Legendary Lawmen
Daniel Boone’s Great Escape
Credits
Cover design by Milan Bozic
Illustrations by Jeff Weigel
Copyright
IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE ZOMBIES! Copyright © 2009 by Michael P. Spradlin. Illustrations copyright © 2009 by Jeff Weigel. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
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