I sit back down. “Once the food is in front of you it’s just like, eat. I mean, they’re professionals here; they know how to take people and put them in a routine that gives them something to do.”
“That’s right,” Mom says. “So what are you going to do now?”
“I think there are activities—”
“Hey, Craig, is this your family?” President Armelio steps on the scene. His half-harelip and hair shock my sister, but his relentless enthusiasm for just—I don’t know—living—would knock the fear out of anybody. He shakes all the hands and says we’re a beautiful family and I’m a good guy, he can tell.
“Craig’s my buddy! Hey, buddy—you want to play cards?”
President Armelio holds up a deck of playing cards like he just fished it out of the sea.
“Yeah, absolutely!” I say. I stand up. When was the last time I played cards? Before the test, probably—before high school.
“All right!” Armelio says. “My kinda guy! Let’s do it. I’ve been looking and looking: nobody here likes to play cards like I do! What do you want to play? Spades? I’ll crush you, buddy; I’ll crush you.”
I look at my parents. “We’ll call you,” Mom says. “And hey—what about sleeping?”
“I’m wired right now,” I say. “But I’ll crash. I’m starting to get a headache.”
“Headache? Buddy, once I crush you in spades, you’re going to have a lot bigger headache!” Armelio toddles away to the dining room to set up the cards.
“See ya,” Sarah says, hugging me.
“Bye, son.” Dad shakes my hand.
“I love you,” Mom says. “I’ll call you with the doctors’ phone numbers.”
“And bring a phone card.”
“And I’ll bring a phone card. You hang in there, Craig.”
“Yeah, I will.” And as soon as they’re around the bend, I head into the dining room and learn how to play spades for the rest of the afternoon, which Armelio absolutely does crush me in.
twenty-five
I’m afraid of making phone calls. The phone on Six North is a hubbub of activity, with Bobby and the blond burned-out-type, who I learn is named Johnny, fielding calls from, I assume, their respective female counterparts. Bobby starts off his calls happy and says “Baby” a lot, but then he gets angry and slams the phone down saying “bitch”; Smitty tells him not to do that; Bobby walks away leaning back with a particularly potent aura of not caring. Five minutes later, another call comes in for him, and he’s back to “Baby.” He doesn’t ever answer the phone, though; President Armelio has that job. When he answers, he always says “Joe’s Pub,” and then finds whoever the call’s for.
In a rare moment when Johnny and Bobby leave the phone open, I walk up to it with the phone card that Mom brought me twenty minutes after she left with Dad and Sarah. I pick up and hear the dial tone, dial the 800 number for the phone card . . . and then stop. I can’t do it. I just don’t want to deal with it.
People on the outside world don’t know what’s happened to me—I’m in a sort of stasis right now. Things are under control. But the dam will break. Even if I’m here just through Monday, the rumors will start flying, and the homework will pile up.
Where’s Craig?
He’s sick.
He’s not sick, he got alcohol poisoning because he can’t handle real liquor.
I heard he took someone’s pills and freaked out.
I heard he realized he’s gay and he’s coming to grips with it.
I heard his parents are sending him to a different school.
He couldn’t handle it here, anyway. He was always such a loser.
He’s freaking out in front of his computer. He can’t move or anything. He’s catatonic.
He woke up and thinks he’s a horse.
Well, whatever, what’s question three?
There were two messages on my phone when I came in, and now there are probably more, each one necessitating a call back, and the call back possibly necessitating another call back—Tentacles—leading me right back to where I was last night. I can’t go there, so I wait. I can wait five minutes. But then Bobby’s on the line. And then I wait another five minutes. And the messages are piling up. And this isn’t even counting e-mail. What sort of hellish assignments have my teachers e-mailed out?
“Excuse me, are you using the phone?” the giant black woman with the cane asks as I stare at it.
“Yeah, uh.” I pick up the receiver in my hands. “Yes. Yes I am.”
“Okay.” She smiles, rolling her gums, not showing teeth. I start dialing, enter my PIN, enter my own number.
“Please enter your password, then press the pound sign.”
I obey.
“You have—three—new messages.”
One more than before. Not so bad.
“First new message: message marked urgent.”
Uh-oh.
“Hey, Craig, it’s Nia, I just, um . . . we talked and you were sounding really bad. I just wanted to make sure you were doing all right, and since you’re not answering—it’s like two A.M., I mean, why would you be answering?—but I’m kinda worried that maybe you went and did something stupid because of me. Don’t. I mean, it’s sweet, but don’t. Okay, that’s it, I’m with Aaron, he’s being a total dick. Bye.”
“To erase this message—”
I hit 7.
“Next message.”
“Craig, it’s Aaron, call me back son! Let’s chill—”
I hit 7-7.
“Next message.”
“Hello, Mr. Gilner, this is your science teacher, Mr. Reynolds. I got your phone number from the student directory. We really need to talk about the lack of your labs; I’m missing five of them—”
7-7.
“End of messages. “
I put the phone down like it’s a dangerous animal. I pick back up, call home. Can’t stop now.
“Sarah, can you get the phone numbers of Nia and Aaron out of my cell? And look through the recent missed calls for something from Manhattan; I have to call my science teacher.”
“Sure. How are things over there?”
I look to my left. A Hasidic Jewish guy, complete with the white pants, yarmulke, tassels hanging off him, braided hair, and sandals, dashes down the hall toward me. Scraps of red food dot his dark beard, and his eyes are wild and unhinged. He says to me: “I’m Solomon.”
“Um, I’ve heard about you. I’m Craig, but I’m on the phone.” I cup the receiver.
“I would ask you to please keep it down! I’m trying to rest!” He turns and races away, holding his pants.
“Oooh! Solomon introduced himself to you!” hoots the woman with the cane. “That’s big.”
“It’s normal,” I tell my sister.
“Okay, here.” She gives me Nia’s and Aaron’s and the teacher’s numbers; I write them down on a scrap of paper that Smitty has given me. I should’ve known these before. Nia’s looks good written down—wholesome and useful. The science teacher’s looks jagged and hateful. I may not be able to call him until tomorrow.
“Thanks, Sarah—bye.”
I hang up and look toward the lady with the cane.
“Hey, I’m Craig,” I say.
“Ebony.” She nods. We shake hands.
“Ebony, it’s cool if I just make one more call?”