But when he had inquired about her-not, of course because he was interested; rather he had wanted to learn more about this young lady who seemed to enjoy spending a great deal of time with his grandmother-his friends had all shuddered.
“Hyacinth Bridgerton?” one had echoed. “Surely not to marry? You must be mad.”
Another had called her terrifying.
No one actually seemed to dislike her-there was a certain charm to her that kept her in everyone’s good graces-but the consensus was that she was best in small doses. “Men don’t like women who are more intelligent than they are,” one of his shrewder friends had commented, “and Hyacinth Bridgerton isn’t the sort to feign stupidity.”
She was, Gareth had thought on more than one occasion, a younger version of his grandmother. And while there was no one in the world he adored more than Grandmother Danbury, as far as he was concerned, the world needed only one of her.
“Aren’t you glad you came?” the elderly lady in question asked, her voice carrying quite well over the applause.
No one ever clapped as loudly as the Smythe-Smith audience. They were always so glad that it was over.
“Never again,” Gareth said firmly.
“Of course not,” his grandmother said, with just the right touch of condescension to show that she was lying through her teeth.
He turned and looked her squarely in the eye. “You will have to find someone else to accompany you next year.”
“I wouldn’t dream of asking you again,” Grandmother Danbury said.
“You’re lying.”
“What a terrible thing to say to your beloved grandmother.” She leaned slightly forward. “How did you know?”
He glanced at the cane, dormant in her hand. “You haven’t waved that thing through the air once since you tricked Miss Bridgerton into returning it,” he said.
“Nonsense,” she said. “Miss Bridgerton is too sharp to be tricked, aren’t you, Hyacinth?”
Hyacinth shifted forward so that she could see past him to the countess. “I beg your pardon?”
“Just say yes,” Grandmother Danbury said. “It will vex him.”
“Yes, of course, then,” she said, smiling.
“And,” his grandmother continued, as if that entire ridiculous exchange had not taken place, “I’ll have you know that I am the soul of discretion when it comes to my cane.”
Gareth gave her a look. “It’s a wonder I still have my feet.”
“It’s a wonder you still have your ears, my dear boy,” she said with lofty disdain.
“I will take that away again,” he warned.
“No you won’t,” she replied with a cackle. “I’m leaving with Penelope to find a glass of lemonade. You keep Hyacinth company.”
He watched her go, then turned back to Hyacinth, who was glancing about the room with slightly narrowed eyes.
“Who are you looking for?” he asked.
“No one in particular. Just examining the scene.”
He looked at her curiously. “Do you always sound like a detective?”
“Only when it suits me,” she said with a shrug. “I like to know what is going on.”
“And is anything ‘going on’?” he queried.
“No.” Her eyes narrowed again as she watched two people in a heated discussion in the far corner. “But you never know.”
He fought the urge to shake his head. She was the strangest woman. He glanced at the stage. “Are we safe?”
She finally turned back, her blue eyes meeting his with uncommon directness. “Do you mean is it over?”
“Yes.”
Her brow furrowed, and in that moment Gareth realized that she had the lightest smattering of freckles on her nose. “I think so,” she said. “I’ve never known them to hold an intermission before.”
“Thank God,” he said, with great feeling. “Why do they do it?”
“The Smythe-Smiths, you mean?”
“Yes.”
For a moment she remained silent, then she just shook her head, and said, “I don’t know. One would think…”
Whatever she’d been about to say, she thought the better of it. “Never mind,” she said.
“Tell me,” he urged, rather surprised by how curious he was.
“It was nothing,” she said. “Just that one would think that someone would have told them by now. But actually…” She glanced around the room. “The audience has grown smaller in recent years. Only the kindhearted remain.”
“And do you include yourself among those ranks, Miss Bridgerton?”
She looked up at him with those intensely blue eyes. “I wouldn’t have thought to describe myself as such, but yes, I suppose I am. Your grandmother, too, although she would deny it to her dying breath.”
Gareth felt himself laugh as he watched his grandmother poke the Duke of Ashbourne in the leg with her cane. “Yes, she would, wouldn’t she?”
His maternal grandmother was, since the death of his brother George, the only person left in the world he truly loved. After his father had booted him out, he’d made his way to Danbury House in Surrey and told her what had transpired. Minus the bit about his bastardy, of course.
Gareth had always suspected that Lady Danbury would have stood up and cheered if she knew he wasn’t really a St. Clair. She’d never liked her son-in-law, and in fact routinely referred to him as “that pompous idiot.” But the truth would reveal his mother-Lady Danbury’s youngest daughter-as an adulteress, and he hadn’t wanted to dishonor her in that way.
And strangely enough, his father-funny how he still called him that, even after all these years-had never publicly denounced him. This had not surprised Gareth at first. Lord St. Clair was a proud man, and he certainly would not relish revealing himself as a cuckold. Plus, he probably still hoped that he might eventually rein Gareth in and bend him to his will. Maybe even get him to marry Mary Winthrop and restore the St. Clair family coffers.
But George had contracted some sort of wasting disease at the age of twenty-seven, and by thirty he was dead.
Without a son.
Which had made Gareth the St. Clair heir. And left him, quite simply, stuck. For the past eleven months, it seemed he had done nothing but wait. Sooner or later, his father was going to announce to all who would listen that Gareth wasn’t really his son. Surely the baron, whose third-favorite pastime (after hunting and raising hounds) was tracing the St. Clair family tree back to the Plantagenets, would not countenance his title going to a bastard of uncertain blood.
Gareth was fairly certain that the only way the baron could remove him as his heir would be to haul him, and a pack of witnesses as well, before the Committee for Privileges in the House of Lords. It would be a messy, detestable affair, and it probably wouldn’t work, either. The baron had been married to Gareth’s mother when she had given birth, and that rendered Gareth legitimate in the eyes of the law, regardless of his bloodlines.
But it would cause a huge scandal and quite possibly ruin Gareth in the eyes of society. There were plenty of aristocrats running about who got their blood and their names from two different men, but the ton didn’t like to talk about it. Not publicly, anyway.
But thus far, his father had said nothing.
Half the time Gareth wondered if the baron kept his silence just to torture him.
Gareth glanced across the room at his grandmother, who was accepting a glass of lemonade from Penelope Bridgerton, whom she’d somehow coerced into waiting on her hand and foot. Agatha, Lady Danbury, was most usually described as crotchety, and that was by the people who held her in some affection. She was a lioness among the ton, fearless in her words and willing to poke fun at the most august of personages, and even, occasionally, herself. But for all her acerbic ways, she was famously loyal to the ones she loved, and Gareth knew he ranked at the top of that list.
When he’d gone to her and told her that his father had turned him out, she had been livid, but she had never attempted to use her power as a countess to force Lord St. Clair to take back his son.