Ernie picked up a wooden stake that seemed to have been untouched by the fire. “Why wasn’t this one burned?” he asked.
Captain Kim understood the question and answered in Korean. Before I could translate, Ernie turned his back on us and started poking around in the remains. He uncovered a pile of charcoal in front of the bed. The bonfire. Probably what was left of a perforated cylindrical briquette, the type that is fired up in outside heaters to spread warm air through flues that ran beneath the house. He kept flipping with the clean wooden stake until he turned up a blackened pair of long straight tongs. It looked as if they had been used to carry the flaming briquette into the hooch.
The old woman and the other neighbors knew nothing more about the GI boyfriend than that his name was Johnny. The description they gave was vague and where it was explicit it could have applied to half the guys in Itaewon.
Ernie dropped the stake, dusted off his hands, and turned to the old lady.
“Where did Miss Pak Ok-suk work?”
“The Lucky Seven Club,” she said.
We asked the old woman for a list of her other tenants. Captain Kim didn’t like it much since he’d already interviewed them all and come up with nothing.
The only one who seemed worth interviewing was the one with the room that wasn’t much larger than a closet. Kimiko. We knew her well. In Itaewon, everyone knew her well.
“Where is Kimiko now?”
The old woman waved her hand towards the village.
We thanked her and walked down the hill in silence. I could think of a few places where Kimiko might be. All of them raunchy.
Burrows and Slabem were still waiting at the police box.
“Like a couple of hounds guarding a store,” Ernie said.
“Or waiting for us to make a mistake.”
Captain Kim didn’t say goodbye. Neither did we. Ernie cranked up the jeep and swiveled his head almost completely around to back off the curb.
“What’d Captain Kim say about that stake? The one that hadn’t been burned?”
“He said it couldn’t have been burned because it was protected.”
Ernie popped the jeep into first and edged out into the rushing traffic.
“Protected?”
“Yeah.”
The jeep lurched forward. Tires squealed and fourteen horns at least blared as Ernie bulled his way into the careening stampede.
2
Life in the Army isn’t anything like what most people think. Especially when you’re stationed on Yongsan Compound, the headquarters of the Eighth United States Army.
First of all, we don’t stand any formations. In the CID you’re not even issued rifles, only. 45s, which we could check out of the arms room when we felt like it, which in my case was never. And we don’t wear uniforms. Of course the CID, the Criminal Investigation Division, never did, no matter where you were stationed. You always wore a coat and tie. The civilian clothes were supposed to help you blend into the civilian population. That probably made some sense in the 1930s and ’40s, when everybody who could afford it wore a suit. But nowadays the only people who wear suits are either getting married, on their way to a funeral, or they work for the U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Division.
Our rank was classified. So if young buck sergeants, like me and Ernie, had to investigate a full-bird colonel, we wouldn’t be intimidated. That’s another one of those things that don’t really work in practice. After you’ve worked at Eighth Army Headquarters for a while, everybody knows you. And the colonels have this habit of protecting themselves and their fellow officers. In that order. Of course, the generals don’t have to worry about anything. They’re just one step below God.
People also have this idea of some sort of sad sack existence. I haven’t touched a mop since I left the States. We got houseboys. Every night I throw my dirty clothes on the floor, in the same spot, and in the morning after I shower and shave I put on the clean clothers that were laid out for me the day before. About an hour before I leave for work, my houseboy shows up and brings my footgear to a high spitshine. When I get back to my room, usually at lunch or in the late afternoon, the place is clean, the bed is made, and my work clothes for the next day are hanging in front of my wall locker.
I never call Mr. Yi a houseboy to his face. He would consider that insulting, especially since he’s about a quarter-century older than me. And I don’t call him Ajosi-“Uncle”-which would be the normal form of address for a younger man to his elder. I call him Mr. Yi. The Western way. To Koreans it sounds neat and clean-businesslike-and doesn’t get us involved in their complex hierarchical relationships.
Koreans use different forms of address, and different verb endings, depending on what your relative status is to the person you are talking to. Status that is defined not by money but by the writings of Confucius. Don’t even try to get me to explain it to you. They say that, because of these status considerations, a foreigner can study for years and still never learn how to speak Korean properly. I’ve been trying-and I communicate-but I know they make a lot of allowances for me that wouldn’t apply if I didn’t have a Caucasian face.
In the mornings we hit the Yongsan Snack Bar, which I love. I love the shuffling feet, the tinkling porcelain cups and silverware, the incoherent mumblings, and the crinkling of newspapers being opened. Ernie and I never miss the morning edition of the Pacific Stars amp; Stripes. They fly it in from Tokyo. Unless there’s a typhoon or something, they airlift it all over the Pacific: Vietnam, Thailand, the Philippines, Hong Kong, Okinawa, and of course to Korea. It’s a real rag, with William F Buckley, Jr. on the right and Art Buchwald on the left. So much for socialist leanings. But it’s good for a laugh and without my copy of the Stripes and a nasal-cleansing cup of Snack Bar coffee, I just don’t feel right in the mornings.
For lunch we go over to the Lower Four Club and order the special, which usually runs under a buck and a half but sometimes they go hog-wild and put a bunch of beef on the plate and try to charge a dollar ninety-five-ice tea, rolls, and salad included.
My favorite waitress over there is Miss Lee. Everybody tries to tell me she’s a little sweet on me but she’s sort of old-I’ve heard thirty-and so I’ve never tried to get her alone. We call her the Titless Wonder, but her can is really great and she’s very pretty and tiny. Not petite. Tiny. Since I’m six foot four, two hundred and twenty pounds, I’m sure we would make a heck of a couple.
If you don’t want the special, you can drink your lunch in the cocktail lounge and watch the go-go girls or the stripper or whatever the club manager might have arranged for the noontime entertainment.
A lot of guys don’t get out much. Their Korean wives keep them at home after working hours and so lunchtime for them is their chance to kick out the jams and have a little fun. At Eighth Army Headquarters, beery breath always reminds me of afternoons. At night we hit the ville.
More often than not I run the ville with Ernie. We’ve gotten used to each other.
Ernie keeps his body pretty well saturated with liquor. He says it’s better than heroin. Besides, heroin is virtually impossible to get in Korea-not like Vietnam. And liquor is not only accepted but embraced by the U.S. Army.
Me, I’ve always been afraid to try any of the hard drugs. Marijuana, speed, a little acid once or twice, okay, but I doubt that I’d have the willpower to put down heroin like Ernie did.
I really admire him.
We call his girlfriend “the Nurse.” She’s a stout but shapely young Korean woman who dropped out of nursing school and now takes care of Ernie full time. When he shows up at their hooch, that is. They’ve had some pretty hellacious fights about him staying out all night. He always claims it’s an investigation, but she knows better.
Ernie enjoys the fights. Even the time she dropped their big folding Styrofoam mattress into the public well near their hooch. Ernie just heaved it out and took it, dripping, in a cab back to the compound. Later, after getting a few stitches in his hand from the butcher knife she took to him, he moved back into her hooch. But he kept the mattress in his barracks. Prudent guy, that Ernie.