The small mammal snarled at him. “Why don’t you just shut the fuck up. You know you ain’t going to get your tendrils on either of us, so forget it.” The mammal glanced up at Jim. “Unless you want to get eaten and use that as a way to get back to the Great Double Helix and start over? I actually wouldn’t recommend it. I understand it takes him a day or so to digest something as big as you. Whether you’d be conscious or not is another matter. I can’t speak from experience, but-”
Jim quickly cut him off. “The matter of digestion already came up.”
The mammal glared at the plant. “Then that’s that, isn’t it?”
The plant’s leaves blushed; its tendrils quivered and retracted into the gourds. The small mammal shrugged. “I guess we’ve heard the last of him for a while.”
Jim had made up his mind. He would try to find this mansion in the swamp. From his standpoint it at least seemed like an even bet. The way his luck was running, it would probably be no cakewalk, but it might also provide a way out to a more convivial and civilized place. He needed time to ponder the encounter with the mysterious dark-haired woman, to work on salvaging his lost recall. Even though the memory was nothing but gossamer fragments, he was becoming increasingly convinced she was more than merely a random erotic hallucination. “So how do I find this old house? Preferably by a route that doesn’t involve too much wading through dirty water.”
“I’ll take you and show you, if you like.”
“You would?”
“Sure. Beats sitting around waiting to be a dinosaur’s breakfast.”
***
It had been more than a week, if such terms made sense anymore, and Semple had failed to send word back to her sister. To say the least, Aimee was far from pleased. On one level, she was actually concerned about Semple’s well-being; it was hard to shake the fear that her sister’s silence was the result of some mishap or accident. Although Semple was able to erect an impressive facade of bravado, and held in pretty high regard both her own beauty and her genius, she suffered from a lack of foresight that rendered her incapable of calculating the future effects of her actions. She was a total impulse victim, and her incurable habit of leaping without looking, just the way she had leapt the wind to Necropolis, had resulted in a history of trouble that had dogged her on the lifeside and in the time since their death and separation.
Recalling all the incidents caused by Semple’s impulsiveness, though, was usually enough to transform worry to fury, and Aimee soon began convincing herself that nothing was wrong with Semple at all. She was merely off on some self-gratifying adventure, with Aimee and her mission long forgotten. Even Aimee’s anxiety regarding Semple’s health and safety wasn’t without an ingredient of self-interest. They had never managed to discuss it, but both sisters were deeply obsessed by the question of what might happen should one of them be removed from this phase of the Afterlife, returned to the Great Double Helix, or suffer some other drastic fate. Whenever Aimee pondered the question, which had been often since Semple’s departure, she thought of those surviving Siamese twins who, when their lifelong companions died, were left with no will to continue.
Aimee’s dour mood may have had a second, more fundamental source. Semple’s absence had deprived her of certain fringe excitements, a backwash of tingling resonance from her sibling’s varied encounters, adventures, and random cruelties that served to satisfy latent appetites of her own. While she would never admit it, she had come to derive a sustaining enjoyment from these vicarious feelings and she longed to have them back in her life.
Semple’s silence, however, was only one of Aimee’s problems. Strange things had begun happening in her Heaven. Whether these incidents were somehow related to Semple’s absence was hard to say. They had started soon after her sister’s departure for Necropolis, but Aimee couldn’t see any logical connection even though she was well aware that, in the hereafter, logic could be highly twisted. Of course, there had been strange occurrences in her Heaven before, but back then she had been able to blame them on Semple and her nasty pranks. With Semple gone, Aimee was left with no one to blame-and also no solid explanation for all the bizarre extranormal phenomena. At first, when it had just been merely a matter of lights in the sky and unaccountable frogs, Aimee had thought briefly that Semple might be trying to drive her mad by remote control. Then the escalation had started. The sea monster had cleaved its way across the lake, rapidly followed by an all-day plague of six-inch-tall cartoon rodents wearing shorts, who walked on their hind legs and ate everything that wasn’t inside a locked cabinet. With that, Aimee was forced to abandon the long-range nuisance theory. Sea monsters and cartoon rats just weren’t Semple’s style.
The UFO that had risen majestically from behind the ice-cream mountains one singularly neurotic afternoon had been the most spectacularly disturbing incident to date. Although it hadn’t actually done anything more than descend and hover over the lake, it had filled Aimee with a fear that, far from being in any position to enlarge and improve her Heaven, she was at risk of losing control of the place. The thing had simply hung there, dark blue and metallic, an inverted dish with a turret on top and three hemispheres below, radiating a sense of unease and impending failure. Just to complicate matters, one of the white-faced monkeys from Golgotha had appeared on the terrace unbidden, hopped up onto the flat stone lintel of the balustrade, and then proceeded to make odd rhythmic hand signals to the UFO. At the same time, a strange fleeting feeling had come over Aimee, as though her entire postmortem nervous system had been immersed in warm water. For the first time in her life after death, Aimee found herself on the verge of despair. She sobbed in a quiet, mournful voice, so low that not even the white-faced monkey would be able to hear. “Semple, please phone home.”
***
“Semple, you have to get out of the pool right now.”
But Semple didn’t want to get out. She had managed to arrange herself so that the most abused parts of her battered body were positioned exactly in the path of the bubble streams from the whirlpool, and she didn’t intend to move until she ceased to feel, both internally and externally, like she’d been trampled by a herd of wild elephants. She also didn’t want to talk to anyone. In the warm, rose-scented water, she found it was almost possible to recapture the sparse remains of the unique sexual hallucination that had gripped her during that first time with Anubis, and the memory of the faceless man who had figured in it. “Just leave me alone, will you?”
Zipporah’s lips pursed. She clearly had no intention of leaving Semple alone. “I’m serious, we only have two hours before we leave.”
“Isn’t it enough that I have to fuck him until I can hardly walk? I don’t even want to see his miserable bomb go off.”
Semple had hoped that the seraglio of Anubis would be a place of idleness and overheated lethargy, a hothouse of women with time on their hands and sex on their minds. Before she arrived there, she had conjured a vision of scantily clad wives and concubines, lounging beside perfumed crystal fountains between marble pillars, draped with gold and sheer silk, eating bonbons, watching TV, exchanging razor-edged gossip, red in both tooth and claw. The reality turned out to be a little different. Sure, the fountains and the marble were there. Anubis missed no measure of architectural opulence. The bonbons were served on silver dishes and satin and brocade cushions made lying around and watching the many triangular television sets a far from arduous task. Superior cats slept, played, licked their paws, and stared from vantage points on the backs of sofas, revered as they had been in historical Egypt. The interaction of the women, however, transcended mere gossip, no matter how vicious. What went on in the seraglio was full-blown political intrigue, from elaborately planned character assassination to highly organized espionage and even the poisoning of rivals. With Anubis functionally crazy, always continually in the grip of some new tangential enthusiasm, the day-to-day running of the metropolis almost totally depended on influence, bribery, and corruption. Although the wives and concubines were supposed to have little or no contact with the outside world, all manner of petitioners from all castes and classes managed to find access routes to the God-King’s women in the hope that they might use their influence on their lord and master.