“Get you fellas some dessert?” the waiter asked. “Some vanilla ice cream, or maybe scrumptious lemon-meringue pie?”
They ate dessert. Mikoian put money on the table. “Trying to bribe a member of the working press, are you?” Charlie said, and then, with a sheepish grin, “Thanks.”
“Any time,” Stas Mikoian answered easily. “Any old time at all.”
* * *
The hallway that led back to the records room of the Albany Fire Department was as black as the inside of King Tut’s tomb the year before Howard Carter found it. Only a flashlight beam pierced the gloom. The clerk who carried the flashlight was more nervous than Carter had been. He had no ancient Egyptian curses to worry about. His fear was more concrete.
“If they ever find out I let you in here, they’ll fire me faster than you can say Jack Robinson,” he whispered.
He’d said the same thing three times before. Mike Sullivan was sick of hearing it. “They won’t fire you,” he whispered. He’d had to pay the clerk fifty dollars of the New York Post’s money to get him to come here at two in the morning. He didn’t think the Post was paying him enough to listen to all the pissing and moaning.
A brass doorknob gleamed in the skinny beam. “They’re in there,” the clerk whispered. He shifted the flashlight to his left hand. Keys clinked as he pulled a key ring from his pocket. He found the one he wanted, but the beam kept sliding away from the lock when he tried to use it.
“Here. I’ll hold the light.” Mike took it away from him before he could say no. The clerk managed to open the door then, though he almost wet his pants at the click the key made turning in the lock.
They went inside. The clerk closed the door after them. Since the room full of filing cabinets had no windows, Mike flipped the switch and turned on the overhead light. The clerk had more conniptions.
“Easy, man. Easy,” Mike said. “Nobody can see through the walls. Now-where’s the report on the Executive Mansion fire?”
“This cabinet here,” the clerk answered. The filing cabinet also had a lock. “See-hot stuff,” the man said. Mike almost told him not to tell jokes, but decided he wouldn’t appreciate the advice. The clerk found the smaller key that unlocked the man-tall wooden cabinet.
He slid out the second drawer and extracted a fat manila folder. STATE EXECUTIVE MANSION FIRE, said a typewritten label stuck to the tab. It also gave the date of the fire. “Thanks.” Mike grabbed it from him and started flipping through it.
In lifeless bureaucratic prose, it told him how the fire had been reported, and how engines from several firehouses had converged on the scene. It told how the firemen had battled the flames, how some people in the mansion managed to escape, and how others, including Governor and Mrs. Roosevelt, hadn’t.
There were photographs of the scene, and of the victims. Mike bit his lip hard, looking at those. A man who’d burned to death was not a pretty sight. He flipped on through the folder, looking for one thing in particular.
He didn’t find it. “Where’s the arson report?” he asked the clerk. He wanted to see exactly how the inspector had decided he couldn’t decide whether the fire’s start had had help. But he couldn’t find it.
The clerk frowned. “Everything should be there.” He quickly went through the folder, too. “Huh,” he said. “I’m sure it was in there when I filed this one. Let me see something.” He pawed through the folders between which the one detailing the Executive Mansion fire had rested. He also looked in the drawer itself, in case the arson report had somehow slipped out. He had no luck anywhere. “Huh,” he said again. “Isn’t that funny? I know it was there-I remember the heading.”
“Did you read any of it?” Mike asked.
“No.” The clerk shook his head. “I was just making sure the report was complete before I filed it.” How many times had he done that with reports no one would ever want to look at again? Not this one. This one had answers to important questions-among which was, had somebody got to the arson inspector? It might have had answers to those questions, anyhow. It didn’t now. The vital piece was missing.
“Who else would have a copy of that report?” Mike asked.
“I’m sure Mr. Kincaid would have kept one for his personal files,” the clerk replied. “He’s a very thorough man, Mr. Kincaid.”
“You don’t know where those personal files are?”
“In his house, I expect. Probably in a fireproof cabinet, Mr. Kincaid being in the line of work he’s in.”
“Uh-huh.” Mike swore under his breath. If he wanted to get into the arson inspector’s personal files, a money-hungry clerk wouldn’t cut it. He’d need a second-story man.
“Can we get out of here, please?” Even fidgety, the clerk stayed polite. “I’ve done everything for you I promised I would. I can’t help it if the report’s not there.”
“Yeah, let’s go.” Mike didn’t want to get hit with a breaking-and-entering rap any more than the clerk did. When you were after stuff as politically explosive as that arson report might be, you didn’t want to get caught. And somebody else had been after it, too, and had got it before he had. He didn’t believe for a second that it had just fallen out of the manila folder. No, somebody’d lifted it, whether because of what it said or because of what it didn’t say he couldn’t guess without seeing it.
They left the room. The clerk locked the door after them-you didn’t want to forget to tend to details. They made their getaway. The building didn’t have any alarms. No one had imagined anybody would want to sneak away with Albany Fire Department records. You never could tell when imagination would fall short of reality. It had this time.
Sneakiness failing, Mike tried the direct approach. He did his best to interview Fire Department Lieutenant Jeremiah V. Kincaid, who had produced the report. His best turned out not to be good enough. Lieutenant Kincaid’s secretary, an uncommonly pretty girl, told him, “Lieutenant Kincaid doesn’t talk to reporters.”
“Why not?” Mike asked. “Isn’t that part of his job?”
“His job is to investigate,” she answered. “It isn’t to publicize.”
“Son of a gun,” he said, in lieu of something more heartfelt. “Well, does the Albany Fire Department have a Public Information Officer or anybody else who is supposed to talk to reporters?”
The Albany Fire Department did. His name was Kermit Witherspoon. He wasn’t at his post. His wife had just had a baby boy, and he was using vacation time to be with her. No one wanted to tell Mike where he lived. Mike found out for himself. He was no great threat to Sherlock Holmes. But the Albany telephone book gave him all the clues he needed-not a hell of a lot of Kermit Witherspoons lived within the city limits.
When he knocked on the front door, a baby inside the white clapboard house started to cry. Junior had a good set of lungs. A harried-looking man answered the knock. “Are you Kermit Witherspoon?” Mike asked.
“That’s right. Who are you?”
“Mike Sullivan. I write for the New York Post.” Mike handed him a card. It was much more convincing than simply saying who he was and what he did. “I’d like to ask you some questions about Lieutenant Kincaid’s report on the Executive Mansion fire.”
Witherspoon’s face froze. “That happened almost a year ago now. I’ve talked to I don’t know how many reporters. I don’t have anything new to say to anybody, so I’ve stopped talking. It isn’t news any more.”
“It still could be. Can you tell me why Kincaid wouldn’t state whether he thought the fire was arson or not?”
“I’m afraid I don’t remember the details, Mr., uh, Sullivan,” Witherspoon answered. “You’d do better asking Lieutenant Kincaid.”