The splendid Great Sage hurried forward and yelled to the fiend at the top of his voice, “Your Majesty, this old lay brother is dumb, and a bit deaf too. But when he was young he once went to the Western Heaven, so he knows the way. I'm very familiar with his background, so I beg Your Majesty in your mercy to allow me to speak on his behalf.”
“Unless you want to be punished you'd better make a full and frank statement at once,” said the fiend.
To this Monkey said,
“The brother now confessing is getting on in years,
Struck both deaf and dumb, and bankrupt too.
Long have his family lived in this region
Till five years ago catastrophe struck.
No rain fell, and the people suffered drought;
Monarch and commoners all kept and fast.
Incense was burned amid their prayers to Heaven,
But for hundreds of miles no clouds could be seen.
When all of the people were in agonies of hunger,
A wizard from Zhongshan suddenly arrived.
He showed his great powers to bring the wind and rain,
Then secretly murdered the ruler of the country,
Pushed him down the well in the palace's garden,
Took the throne himself in the king's own likeness.
Luckily I came and did a great good deed,
Raising the dead and restoring him to life.
Then he volunteered to act as our porter
And go to the West together with us monks.
The false king is really a very evil wizard;
The lay brother is in fact the true king in disguise.”
Hearing this as he sat in his palace's throne hall, the fiend was so frightened that his heart leapt like a little deer, and his face flushed. He drew away at once and was just about to flee, but he was unarmed. He turned round to see that one of the officers of the palace guard who had a sword at his waist was standing stock-still like an idiot because Monkey's magic had immobilized him.
The fiend grabbed the sword and rose into the air on a cloud, to the thunderous fury of Friar Sand and loud complaints from Pig about Monkey's impatience: “If you'd taken it a bit more gently you could have calmed him down and got him. If he gets away on his cloud now, where ever will you find him?”
“Stop that awful din, brothers,” laughed Monkey. “Let's ask the prince to come down and pay his respects to his father, and invite the queen and the consorts to bow to their husband.” He then recited the words to lift the immobilizing spell, and said, “When the officials come to, tell them all to come and pay homage to their sovereign. Then it will be known who is the real king. Tell everyone what has happened so that the truth can be known. I'm off to find the demon.” The splendid Great Sage then gave Pig and Friar Sand his parting instructions: “Look after them all-king and ministers, father and son, queen and consorts, and our master.” By the time he had finished speaking he had already disappeared.
He was already up in the ninth layer of cloud, looking all around for the fiend. He saw that the wretch had got away with his life and was fleeing back to the East. Monkey was soon close behind him and shouting, “Where do you think you're going, monster? Monkey's after you.”
The fiend turned to look, raised his sword, and shouted, “You scoundrel, Monkey. It was none of your business that I was sitting on someone else's throne. Why did you have to come here righting wrongs and giving my secret away?”
“I'll get you, you cheeky monster,” chuckled Monkey. “Don't imagine you'll ever be a king again. As you knew who I was you should have made yourself scarce instead of giving my master a bad time. What sort of confession were you trying to extort from him? The one you got just now? If you won't go, tough guy, try a taste of my cudgel.” The fiend dodged the blow then struck back at Monkey's face with his sword. Once the two of them were in action it was a splendid fight. Indeed:
Fierce was the Monkey king, and strong the demon monarch,
As cudgel parried sword while they fought against each other.
For one whole day the Three Worlds are in cloud
Just because a monarch recovered his throne.”
After a few rounds the fiend realized that he was no match for Monkey and fled back to the city by the way he had come. He rushed through the two lines of civil and military officials before the white jade steps, turned himself into the likeness of the Tang Priest with a shake of his body, and stood holding his hands together before the steps of the throne hall.
When the Great Sage caught the monster up and had raised his cudgel to strike him down the monster said, “Disciple, it's me, don't hit me.” Monkey then raised his cudgel to strike the real Tang Priest, who also said, “Disciple, it's me, don't hit me.” Both Tang Priests were so alike as to be indistinguishable.
“If I kill the Tang Priest who is really the demon in disguise, that will be a great achievement,” thought Monkey. “But if I killed my real master that would be terrible.” So he had to stay his hand while he asked Pig and Friar Sand, “Which one is the fiend and which is our master? Point the fiend out to me and I'll kill him.”
“You made such a noise when you were fighting up there,” said Pig, “that I blinked, and when I opened my eyes again there were two masters. I don't know which is the real one.”
As soon as he heard this Monkey made magic with his hands, said the words of the spell, and called on all the devas who guard the dharma, the Six Dings, the Six Jias, the Protectors of the Four Quarters and the Centre, the Four Duty Gods, and the Eighteen Guardians of the Faith, as well as the local deities and mountain gods: “I'm here to subdue a demon, but the demon has turned himself into my master. They're so alike I can't tell them apart. As you have secret understanding, please invite my master to enter the throne hall so that I can capture the fiend.”
Now the fiend was good at cloud-jumping, and the moment he heard what Monkey was saying he got out by leaping on the roof of the throne hall, so that when Monkey raised his cudgel he struck at the Tang Priest. Oh dear! Had he not called in those gods he would have beaten twenty Tang Priests to pulp there and then. Luckily the gods blocked his cudgel and said, “Great Sage, the fiend is a cloud-jumper. He's got up on the roof.” But as soon as Monkey went up on the roof after him the fiend jumped down again, grabbed hold of the real Tang Priest, and got the two of them muddled up again in the crowds. They were once again indistinguishable.
Monkey was most upset, and on hearing Pig's mocking laughter from beside him he burst into a fury: “What's wrong with you, cretin? You'll have to be at the beck and call of two masters now, so why are you looking so pleased?”
“Call me stupid if you like, brother,” laughed Pig, “but you're even sillier than me. If you can't tell which is the master, don't waste your effort trying. If you can bear the headache, ask our master to say the spell. Friar Sand and I will each stand by one of them and listen. The one who doesn't know the words will be the fiend. What's the problem?”
“Good for you, brother,” said Monkey. “Only three people know the words of that spell. They came from the heart of Lord Buddha and were taught to the Bodhisattva Guanyin, who passed them on to our master. Nobody else knows them. Very well then. Say the spell, Master.” The Tang Priest then really did begin to recite it. The fiend, who could not possibly have known the words, could only mumble some gibberish.
“This one here who's mumbling is the fiend,” said Pig. Letting go of the monster and raising his rake to strike him with, the fiend leapt up into the air and flew away on a cloud.
With a great shout the splendid Pig mounted another cloud and went after him. Friar Sand too was so excited that he abandoned the Tang Priest and brandished his own staff for battle. Only then did the Tang Priest stop saying the spell. The Great Sage Monkey grabbed his cudgel and joined in the aerial chase despite his headache. In this fight three ferocious monks had one wretched fiend surrounded. As the fiend was held in check by Pig's rake and Friar Sand's staff, Monkey laughed and said, “I can't go straight up to him and hit him head-on because he's so scared of me that he'd run away. I'll go up higher, turn myself upside-down, and hit him that way.”