“Goodbye mother, I’ll meet your plane at six,” I said, disconnecting the phone before she could drag me back into an argument. I’d decided to wait to tell her about the money. Otherwise, I’d have been on the phone with her for another hour. Right now, it was about time I met Elvis.
I set off walking at a fast clip. I was pretty sure Bob, his brother, Willie, and Frankie were out looking for me. Key West is small enough that if they chose a corner to stand on, I might walk right on by them. It wasn’t a pleasant prospect, and it’s why I paid careful attention to every passing car, and every pedestrian who walked by me.
As usual, Duval Street was a mass of people, bikes, cars and music. I believe there may be more restaurants, bikini shops and t-shirt stores along Duval than any other street in America. Despite the crowds, I still couldn’t understand how they all managed to stay in business.
Jimmy Buffet blared from the speakers at his Margaritaville restaurant. All along Duval, bars fight for the tourists’ dollars with live bands pounding out Irish folk songs, country classics and sixties era rock. This goes on from morning to night, and I suspect many of the people working there get tired of it; I sure as hell would have.
The air was heavy with the oily scent of fried food, perspiration, and a hundred different perfumes. People were dressed in suits and shorts and wild shirts and bikinis. Basket weavers, jugglers, and bums looking for a handout were everywhere. The only things that appeared to be missing to complete the circus atmosphere were elephants and a Ferris wheel.
Tanya had given me directions to Elvis’s home on Eaton Street and his storefront located on Duval, two doors from Petronia Street. I stopped at the store first, where a sign on the front of the building read: Let nationally renowned psychic Elvis solve those daunting personal problems. Walk-ins welcome.
I’ve always had mixed feelings about people who go to psychics. There’s a part of me that feels they get exactly what they deserve for the money they spend-nothing. On the other hand, I’ve investigated several psychics for clients. In each case the client visited the psychic after a personal catastrophe took place in their lives. I reviewed the evidence with an open mind and concluded that every one of the psychics had taken advantage of my client’s vulnerability. As far as I was concerned, there should be laws against them. I shook my head and entered.
The storefront was not very big, perhaps ten by twenty feet, and smelled of burning incense. Next to the door, a metal bookrack held an array of titles like Understanding Tarot and Astrology Made Easy.
Hundreds of quartz crystals hung from the ceiling and cast funky rainbows upon the walls. In the back corner, a dozen crystal balls of various sizes were backlit with red, violet and blue lights for effect. There was a door in the back, and the sign above it read: phone room-quiet please.
In the center of the store a poker table was set up and a young girl sat behind it playing with a deck of tarot cards. She looked up when I entered, nodded in my direction, and went back to dealing her cards.
“Can I help you?” she asked with a hint of an accent, Polish or maybe Russian. Her inch long nails were painted black, and she was dressed in a black Sloppy Joe’s t-shirt and a black ankle-length skirt. Her shoulder length hair was dyed black, and she wore it pulled back so tightly her forehead appeared stretched and smooth, like an over filled balloon. She would have been cute if she weren’t trying so hard not to be.
I walked over to the table. “I’d like to see Elvis.”
She laid out another card and looked back up at me. “Do you have an appointment?”
“The sign says walk-ins are welcome.”
“I know what the sign says, I put it there. Since you didn’t answer my question, I assume the answer’s no.”
“I was walking by and saw the sign. I decided I wanted to have my fortune read. It was a spur of the moment thing.”
“I don’t think so.” The girl dealt one more card and appeared to analyze it for a long time before reaching out and tapping it with the tip of her finger. “You’re a troubled man.” She touched the card again, almost caressing it when she added, “A haunted man.”
I laughed. “Not exactly a brilliant prediction. Aren’t we all haunted by something or another?”
“Perhaps.” She picked up the cards, added them to the deck, and placed them on the table.
The girl tilted her face toward me and studied me for a moment before pushing herself away from the table. She rose effortlessly to her feet, sauntered over to a counter where a cash register sat, reached over, and pulled a small book from behind the counter. She paused to open the book, and spoke without turning. “Elvis is free right now. He does his readings from his home. It’s three blocks from here.”
“Works for me,” I said.
“Good. The cost is one hundred and twenty-five dollars for a forty-five minute reading.” She held out her hand. “Cash or credit. No checks.”
I raised an eyebrow at the price, but pulled out my wallet and handed her my American Express card. After she’d run the card she handed it back to me and made an entry into the appointment book. Finally, she picked up a printed sheet and held it out to me. “His address and a map,” she said. “He’ll be expecting you.”
“I suppose that’s because you have a psychic connection with him.”
She scowled. “No, asshole, it’s because I have a phone. He’s going to know right away you’re a disbeliever though.”
“You’ll clue him in of course.”
“I won’t have to.” A slight smile formed on her face when she spoke about him. “He has a strong gift. He may be the most gifted person I’ve ever met.”
“I’ve always said the only difference between a good psychic and a great psychic is the number of years he’s been pulling the con.” I took the map from her hand without looking at it. While she tried to stare me down I thought of another question. “How long has Elvis been calling himself a psychic?”
The smile faded and she moved around me and headed back toward the table. “If you don’t hurry, you’ll be late.”
“Got time for one more question?”
She stopped and nodded her head. “Go ahead.”
“What’s with the phone room?”
She stood motionless, like a manikin dressed for a funeral, and I thought for a moment she was going to refuse to answer, but she surprised me. “We take calls from all over the world. Lost people call looking for help. There are five of us. We take turns answering the phones and working the shop.”
“And if someone calls and asks to speak to Elvis, can they?”
“Of course.”
“For an extra cost I’m sure.”
She spun around. Her eyes narrowed, and her upper lip quivered showing me her teeth. She looked like a wild animal ready to pounce. When she spoke, her words were carefully spaced, almost as if she was fighting to control herself. “For every disbeliever there’s a believer. I’ve helped many of them. Elvis has helped even more. He helped me when no one else would. He took me off the streets, made me realize I wasn’t crazy. Elvis helped me recognize my special gift. You don’t have to believe. But you don’t have to be a shit-head either.”
“You sound sincere,” I said.
“Damn straight,” she said. “I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t think I was making a difference in people’s lives. Why do you want to see Elvis anyway? You a cop?”
“No.”
“You act like a cop.” Anger rang in her voice and she looked like she was preparing to throw herself at me.
I shrugged and began to back toward the door. I’d once seen what a woman could do with nails like hers, and I wasn’t about to turn my back on the lady. When I reached the door she turned away and I walked outside into the afternoon heat. After the cool of the shop the air felt humid and heavy. I headed off toward Elvis’s house and wondered if we were in for another bout of rain.
Chapter 10