CHAPTER 7
Ada, by marrying Doddoe, had unwittingly outlawed her children from the Nook. Doddoe was a “bad lot,” Merton swore, a foul-mouthed drunken bully beyond the railings of reason or help or pity. His son-in-law would have laughed and agreed arrogantly with the truth of these random verdicts if Merton had said them to his face — which he hadn’t bothered to do, though Merton’s fiery stick-brandishing ostracism was nevertheless known.
Doddoe had an inside demon whose existence he was unable to acknowledge, a figure pictured by a friendly yet untrustworthy grin on Doddoe’s actual face, that pulled the strings of his recklessness in the most haphazard seesaw fashion. Harold Seaton didn’t like him, having frequently been put out when associated with Doddoe’s misadventures, and nothing made Seaton more black-dog depressive than to be put out by something. There was the time when the pair of them collected all the spare underwear their wives possessed and pawned it for the pleasure of a pint and a seat at the pictures. In retaliation Ada had laid hands on Doddoe’s Sunday boots and pawned them, for four shillings, which she shared with Vera because neither had any food to put on the table. But these were minor tribulations of Ada’s misery. Doddoe once blacked her eye before going to work, and returned after a prodigious stint of overtime in the evening to see not a limb of kid nor stick of furniture left in the house, whence it was his turn to roar all night like a stabbed bull in his misery. A month later they were back together again, and there seemed no denying on the night of the reunion that both kids and grown-ups liked it better that way.
Few people were fond of Doddoe, that tall sandy-haired muscular ex-bombardier sergeant of artillery who played a tempestuous forty-year centre-forward for whatever team could be persuaded to take him on. Navvy, collier, poacher by turn, he swung from job to job, content that his wages should leave him a bob for booze, allow him to sit taciturn in the pub and drink a few pints that came as his due either by treat or credit after his meagre shilling was exhausted. Doddoe placed himself too often at the mercy of bum-baliffs, coppers, publicans, gamekeepers, and bookies, mostly to the damage of himself and always to the detriment of Ada and their underfed children. Yet butties and chargehands were glad to call on him when work was going, because Doddoe, once set on, had a knack of harnessing his energies into careful prodigies of labour that outshone all other workers and often encouraged them. He toiled within a slow-moving pantomimic world of his own, behind a barred mind that had to be told the time before he would bring himself to cease work in the evening. For him, overtime was like free money: unfortunately it came too rarely, and when it did his children clamoured in such a mighty voice that he could not but give them a good share of what he had earned.
One Friday when Doddoe was ably labouring at a semi-detached row near Wollaton, Bert was told by Ada to take him a parcel of shirt, suit, and bowler hat. The message was clear, though Brian was also forced to memorize it: Doddoe was to change on the job, after finishing work, and come into town without stopping at any pub, to meet her for the first house at the Empire. “Mam thinks I’m daft and can’t remember owt,” Bert grumbled, carrying the enormous parcel, arms holding it in front so that Brian had to lead him by the hand to stop him burying both face and parcel in some thorn hedge. “I’ll tell people I’m blind and maybe somebody’ll gi’ me a penny,” Bert said. “Hey, missis,” he bawled to a woman, “I’m blind,” but she walked on without looking, so he passed the load to Brian.
Wet trees overarched the road, and they kept well in so that cars and buses wouldn’t splash their legs with mud and water. Fields stretched away on one side, and high moss-covered park walls on the other. Brian suggested he’d carried the parcel far enough, complained it made his arms ache, so Bert walked bent double with it on his back for a hundred yards. Brian found it harder work to help him stop it falling than to carry it himself, so he shouldered it for good. The too-long pressure on his arms made him relax unwittingly, and Doddoe’s bowler rolled into a hedgerow.
“Christ,” he exclaimed, “we’ll cop it now. Doddoe wain’t be able to put it on.” But, undismayed, Bert lifted it from the mud with a piece of stick, scrubbed it clean with sleeve and spit, and carefully refolded the parcel.
Doddoe was up a ladder with a hod of bricks, and they hung around till knocking-off time, kicking their feet in fresh-pared shavings and inhaling the ominipresent tar-smell that came from them. “If we wait a bit, Doddoe might give us a penny out of ’is wage-packet,” Bert said. “Besides, we’ve got to tek ’is wokkin’ clo’es back ’ome.”
Doddoe slung his jacket on a heap of ochred bricks, bent to swill his face at a tap. “Got them bleeding clo’es?” he called, wiping himself on a piece of old rag.
Bert handed them over. “Mam says you’ve got to go straight there.”
“I bleddy-well know that. She’s towd me fifty times already,” he said, and went behind a lorry to change.
“And not go in no pubs,” Bert added, ready to duck and run. But Doddoe was singing “Daddy Wouldn’t Buy Me a Bow-wow”; jacket, cap, and shirt thrown on to an empty cement bag, boots and socks and trousers following, until he stood in clean shirt and bowler hat, about to don his handsome well-pressed blue-black trousers. “How’s yer mother?” he called out, laying bricks on the cement bag to stop it taking off in the wind. “Is she still grumblin’ at me?”
“She was getting ready when I left,” Bert told him.
“What was she wearin’?” Doddoe asked.
Bert came nearer. “A red coat and ’at, I think.”
“She would,” was the deprecating comment. “You’d think she’d got nowt else to wear. Whose lookin’ after t’ young ’uns?”
Bert ticked the kid-register off in his mind. “Beryl.”
Doddoe grunted. One leg was over one foot, and his shirtflap waved in a sudden breeze, showing a bare arse. “It’s bound to bleeding-well rain,” he swore. Brian noticed someone in the lorry-cab, and the roar of an engine sent heavily rubbered wheels spinning in ruts of sand and shavings.
“Bleedin’ ’ell!” Doddoe shouted, his screen moving away. It churned up a circular cement-making bed and turned by a brick stack, from where the driver could see what he’d uncovered. “What the bleedin’ ’ell der yer think yer doin’?” Doddoe bawled.
The engine roared loud, then decreased in sound for the Irish accent: “You should ’ave changed in one of the houses, then you wouldn’t be showin’ us everything you’ve got.”
Doddoe belched obscenities so quickly that the man hadn’t time to drown them with his motor. He then shuffled into the rest of his trousers, pulling his shirtflap violently in as if blaming it for all the trouble. “You leary bleeder,” he threw at the driver, massaging his sandy scalp before a pocket mirror. It was dusk before he gave Bert the parcel of old clothes, and tuppence between them for their trouble. “Now get off ’ome, you little boggers. Keep out o’ them allotment gardens and gas-meters or you’ll get a clink across the ear’ole wi’ my fist.”
They went off into the dusk. “Yer know what I’m goin’ ter do when I grow up?”
“What?” Brian asked.
“I’m goin’ ter find a big wood and right in the middle o’ this wood I’m goin’ ter build an ’ut. An’ I’m goin’ ter grow all my own grub in a garden, and shoot rabbits and birds so’s I’ll live like a lord wi’ lots to eat.”
“Smashin’,” Brian agreed. “Can I live there as well?”
“You can if you want.” Brian pondered on the geography of it, brewing pertinent questions: “Where will yer put this ’ut?”