This morning, when he tried to make amends for last night’s grand gaucherie by offering to be her kitchen slave, she snapped, “Just get out of here. Get out of the house.” She had spoken to him, however, despite yesterday’s vow never to do so again. That was after she checked his bruises and scratches, scolding all the while, after she drew him a hot bath.
His groping descent from the peak had been aided by the glow from a hotly burning pipe, but he’d lost the trail soon after his last match went out, and was hours working his way downhill. He’d been raked by thorns and low branches, and his clothes were in tatters. Finally, he’d come within shouting distance of the search party assigned to Mount Norbert. Other volunteers had been combing every nook and cranny of the island. Yes, all of Garibaldi had spent Christmas Eve looking for this lost soul. Arthur’s humiliation was spectacular, immeasurable.
The troop that won bragging rights was commanded by Constable Ernst Pound, who loudly announced his triumph by radio phone. “Listen up, folks. Sorry to disappoint anyone, but Mr. Beauchamp has been found by lucky Team Seven. It’s 21:51 hours, and we have him in our lights, he’s coming down the service road near the west entrance of Mount Norbert District Park.”
All this Arthur heard clearly in the cold, still night as he slogged toward those lights. “Someone better call his wife, she sounded real panicky…Yeah, he looks okay, he has a walking stick, he’s waving.”
Arthur accepted coffee from Pound’s Thermos but refused all other aid, refused bandages, though some scratches were beaded with congealed blood. A dead branch had decorated his left cheek with a painful, cup-shaped smile. Another branch had brought him a thick ear.
He followed Team Seven to the turnoff where they’d parked. “We tracked you as far as the general store,” Pound said. “I figured Mount Norbert, because it’s near there. You got to give advance notice where you’re hiking, Mr. Beauchamp. I have to file a report, a whole lot of people got inconvenienced, and I can’t ignore it.”
Arthur had sat slouched in Pound’s cruiser, not wanting to be seen, ducking as he passed the church, ducking the worshippers leaving after evensong. But neighbours had gathered at his house. “I’m fine, I’m fine,” he repeated as Pound escorted him past them, up the driveway of shame, toward Margaret in the doorway.
Thus was blind Oedipus delivered unto the Furies, to be punished for his unwitting crimes. Arthur had been stupid and thoughtless, and no apology, no explanation was acceptable. She’d been on the verge of cancelling the dinner she’d been four days preparing. “I see this as sabotage. You had better decide whether you’re with me or against me, because I am going to run in this election, and I intend to win. With you or without you.”
He tried to persuade Margaret that while watching eagles sail over the Gwendolyn cliffs, he’d been deeply moved by his love and admiration for her, a soul-cleansing epiphany that had resolved him to support her great democratic endeavour.
“Please don’t patronize me with your bullshit,” she said.
At night, feeling the whip of her silent fury, he’d again slept poorly, and he was glad for this short kip on the woofers’ couch. He was still hurting, especially his right ear, which resembled a chanterelle mushroom. He stood and stretched. He had best rise, prepare himself for the gala dinner-it was to start early, at four o’clock, so everyone could make the late ferry. No point in trying to hide the scratches on his face. He’ll make a joke of it, entertain these defenders of the wilderness with his tale of surviving it.
From the window, he saw that the mist was holding. Lavinia and the three Japanese woofers were warming themselves around a spit and its skewered lamb. No sign of Nick…Then he heard, softly, the tick-click of a computer keyboard from another room. Recall came suddenly of a duty not attended to. Nick. Good Christ, he’d forgotten to tell him his father had cancelled his Christmas visit.
Arthur saw the door to the den was ajar, a light within. He poked his head in and saw Nick studying the screen, speed-typing, studying the screen again.
“Ah, Nick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you.” Nick looked up startled. “Don’t mean to interrupt your, ah, research, but…”
“I was watching The Simpsons.” He turned the screen to him: cartoon personae cavorted on it. Arthur was skeptical-the phone line was plugged into the computer-but he wasn’t going to take issue. More important: how was he to say what must be said?
“This comes a little late from me, Nick, I’m sorry…Well, matters went awry-you heard about my, ah, goof-up last night.”
“Yeah, you don’t look that great, Grandpa.”
“I meant to tell you yesterday that your father…he’s not able to come today.”
A painful few seconds. “He could have told me himself.”
“An important business opportunity came up, it involves some visiting Asian investors. To make up, your dad has booked the two of you for a luxury resort in Hawaii over New Year’s.”
“Fuck him.”
Arthur tried not to appear shocked but for a moment was without words. “It’s not surprising you’re upset. Your mother is unhappy about this too. Deborah will be phoning today, so you should probably stay in shouting distance. I…I’m sorry, Nick, I truly am.”
“It’s okay.” His eyes were glistening. He turned his head away.
“The woofers are doing a lamb on a spit. Why don’t you join them? Lavinia is there.”
“Maybe later.”
“And I thought we’d go out fishing again tomorrow. You can be at the helm.”
“Sure. Thanks.”
Arthur left him alone. As he pulled on his boots, he heard a sniffle, then tick-click-click from the keyboard. Outside, the mist swirled, and a distant foghorn moaned.
Dinner was served buffet-style because the drop-leaf table couldn’t accommodate all the guests, who included two software millionaires and a distinguished business lawyer. The shy Japanese woofers were in a huddle on the rug, near the Christmas tree, but Lavinia bustled about, giving a hand.
Arthur did so too, with forced exuberance, knowing he was on probation, masking the distress he felt over his grandson, who filled his plate and quietly left, returning only briefly when summoned to the phone. Nicholas Senior, calling from Whistler, on a break from his business frolic with the VIJPs. All Arthur heard was, “Okay, cool. I don’t mind. Merry Christmas too.” His face showed no emotion.
Arthur ensured that wineglasses were filled, but this was not a drinking crowd-nor were they as dull as he’d anticipated. Mind you, they didn’t have a chance to be boring. Arthur regaled them: picaresque tales about Garibaldi, recreating his role as the island’s wandering jester, his epic journey to Mount Norbert, armed with a bag of lemons. “I didn’t feel in real danger until I got home.”
Margaret joined in the laughter, forgiving at last. She had graciously invited her competition, Malcolm Lewes, a skinny vegan who checked under every lettuce leaf as if he feared to find some grub, some form of animal protein. He spoke little, seemed ill at ease, as befitted a man so badly thumped in the last election.
In response to a toast to the chef, Margaret let it be known that all the food was locally grown, fished, or raised. “This is what sustainability is all about.” Heads nodded as she decried the government’s neglect of the small farmer, its support for the agro-industries. Then she laughed. “I’m sorry, this isn’t a campaign meeting. Enjoy the food and the company. Merry Christmas.”
Malcolm Lewes put his salad down, stood tall. “I guess this is a good time to make my announcement.” He tried to smile, but the effect made him appear more forlorn. “I’ve decided we should all get behind Margaret Blake. I’m withdrawing my name.”