Finally, here was the proof Arthur hadn’t wanted to hear, proof that Brian wasn’t holding it together. “What’s the charge?”
“Causing a disturbance. Caroline wouldn’t answer the door. I woke up the neighbours. Don’t tell my partners, I’ll deal with it. As to other matters of moment, yes, I did explore the matter of manslaughter with the loudmouth you foisted on me. If he hadn’t made a theatrical show of indignation by stalking from my office, he might have learned that Astrid Leich, former stage performer, honourary patron of several worthy charities, and current chair of the North Shore Arts Council, having been awakened by a noise, slipped out to her balcony in time to see the accused pitch Justice Whynet-Moir onto the rocks of doom.”
“You are not making this up?”
“If you chance upon Cuddles, tell him he might want to come back and grovel. Tell him I’m off the case if he acts up again. The only reason I’m taking this on is to show the world what a complete prick Whynet-Moir was. Got to go, my name is being called.”
Arthur headed for the shower. This was another ticklish matter, Pomeroy’s antipathy to Judge Whynet-Moir. Overeager to offload the file, Arthur hadn’t borne in mind that Whynet-Moir had presided over the Pomeroy divorce. Pomeroy had run around afterwards calling curses down on the judge’s head, alleging he’d been making eyes at Caroline all through the trial, that she was flirting back.
But despite last night’s bizarre lapse, despite a doubtless majestic hangover, the fellow seemed sufficiently on his game. Arthur truly wanted to believe that.
Astrid Leich…he’d seen her a few times on stage. A touch overexpressive, some ham in her. There had been nothing in the press about her role as witness. She saw the deed in the dark, from across an inlet? Identification issues can be very tricky in court-this case was not the duck shoot Pomeroy boasted it would be. But if there was ever an expert on the identification defence it was Pomeroy, who famously defended a hothead charged with assassinating the visiting president of one of those gang-ridden Asian republics of the former U.S.S.R.
Arthur found it hard to see Cud Brown doing this. A ruffian, yes, and a scoundrel, true, but a murderer, doubtful. What motive could he have had? He’d been sitting pretty, enjoying his small fame, enjoying the literary life, library readings, CBC interviews, the circuit of writers’ festivals.
Arthur had no firm idea why he so disliked the local literary luminary. It wasn’t because he smoked cigars, or drank too much, or seduced countless women with his weary beatnik shtick. Maybe it was his undeserved success. His new collection, Karmageddon, was, impossibly, shortlisted for the Governor General’s Award. The fellow was a sham, a poetaster, his verses self-indulgent and profane.
But was there a darker, hidden reason for his antipathy? I hope it’s not because I spent two weeks up a tree with your lady. That comment rankled, and was the more hurtful for its taint of truth. Two years ago, in an anti-logging campaign, Cuddles and Margaret were chosen by lot to share a high platform on a fir tree. Cud lasted only thirteen days, but they were miserable days for Arthur. He embarrassed himself by being suspicious, flagellated himself with sordid, excessive, unworthy imaginings. He suspected he was neurotic that way, conditioned by his first wife, unfaithful Annabelle.
He had to smother his ire when Margaret joined the chorus urging him to take Cud’s case. “Arthur, darling, I spent two weeks enduring his foul tongue and smelly cigars and smellier feet, and even I think you should defend him. Everyone on the island expects you to. Otherwise, it’ll look like you’re punishing him for some reason.”
A reason she was too polite to define, or didn’t understand. He didn’t understand it himself, his pathetic jealousy. Call it a phobia, he was phobic about Cudworth Brown.
The leftovers from last week’s court docket-Hamish McCoy, inter alia, were being heard today in the legion hall. Because the sky was clear, the sun warm, and the hall reached as easily by sea as by land, Arthur had persuaded Nick to enjoy a trip on the Blunderer, his canopy-topped outboard.
He put Nick behind the wheel for a while, and they kept to a leisurely ten knots while dolphins followed. “This is brilliant,” said Nick. He’d recovered from the disappointment of his father’s cancelled visit, and, even better, was starting to tune in to country living. If all went well, maybe they could lollygag back, do a little fishing.
Nearing North Point, they could make out the charred stumps of posts on Breadloaf Hill, the remains of the community hall. Margaret had volunteered Arthur for a committee raising money for rebuilding. “It’s not asking much, Arthur, it’s something I’d normally do.” Too busy seeking a nomination for a by-election soon to be called, in Cowichan and the Islands. Her clunky vehicle of ambition, the Green Party-aptly named for its unripe adherents-had never elected anyone to anything. Arthur had given up trying to persuade Margaret that hers was a quixotic quest.
He took over the controls, swung around the North Point beacon into the crooked-finger bay where sat the mildewed legion hall. Cuddles must have seen him coming, because he was on the small-craft dock, motioning for Arthur to toss him a line. Nick asked to stay on board with his laptop, so Arthur put on his jacket and tie, then went up the ramp, with Cud at his elbow, pestering him. “How can this Leich woman claim to see someone who wasn’t there?”
“Cud, spare me the rhetoric. You’ve obviously talked to Brian Pomeroy. You know the worst. Be grateful he’s still acting for you after you flounced out of his office.”
“Okay, I prostrate myself, I’m abject. What cake did Astrid Leich pop out of? Why wasn’t I told about her? Who’s behind this attempt to job me? The system, the courts, the prosecutors, the police? They need a scapegoat, they got to look like they’re doing something, too many judges are being offed. They hire a retired actress to identify prime suspect Cudworth Brown in a lineup.”
“There was a lineup?” Arthur was startled.
“Yeah, I told Pomeroy. He said, don’t worry, it’s a formality, like fingerprinting.”
Arthur made for the back door, paused, took a breath. “Cud, my advice to you is this: compose yourself, repair your rupture with Pomeroy, and help him plan your defence. Astrid Leich will be a key witness.”
He entered, abandoning Cud. He was determined not to feel sorry for him. That was how wily defendants sucked you in, seduced you out of retirement. Here, in Branch 512 of the Canadian Legion, Arthur would sing his final swan song, the sentencing of Hamish McCoy.
Several regulars were there, looking miffed because the bar was roped off. Nelson Forbish again dominated the small press table, which tilted slightly every time he moved, causing the two young women at the other end to jiggle up and down as if on a teeter-totter. Absent was Constable Pound, licking his wounds, widely blamed for bringing combustibles into the community hall.
Hamish McCoy sat slouched, glaring at Kurt Zoller in his fetishistic life jacket. It would be a task reigning in the leprechaunish Newfie, who’d shown little appreciation after being merely slapped on the wrist for growing half a ton of potent pot. He’d called Zoller a “dorty, stinking Nazi squealer” when they bumped into each other yesterday at the general store.
It was a quarter past two when judge, prosecutor, and court staff finally got themselves organized at tables. “Okay, order in court,” said Wilkie. “We’re a little late starting, and we intend to catch the three-eleven ferry, so I want everyone apprised of that.” A stern look at Arthur and ever-smiling Mary, the prosecutor. “Okay, where were we?”
“Unsightly Premises Bylaw,” said Mary. “Robert Stonewell.”
Stoney wasn’t within the room, and emissaries couldn’t find him outside, a search that consumed several minutes. Judge Wilkie spent the time staring at the glowing Bud Lite wall clock.