“Offhand,” the driver said, “no. Never heard of a Mitch.”
“Mitch’s all right,” Cogan said. “He’s a guy I know. Now, you take Mitch, he’s a real gentleman. I’ve seen Mitch drop a grand on one race. And Mitch, he’s about, oh, I dunno, he’s in his fifties. Him and Dillon used to hang around together a lot. When I met Mitch, I was with Dillon. And Mitch, he does all right, but he hasn’t got any more dough’n the next guy. He’s from New York. So, then he goes and he bets another thousand on the next race. And I’ve seen him, he’ll lose that and he’ll maybe even double up on the next one and lose that one, too. Mitch’ll drop a lot of dough. But it’s something he likes to do. And the day’s over, you wanna go out, you couldn’t find yourself a nicer guy’n Mitch to go out with. And he runs out of dough, okay, that’s it, he goes home. Nobody’s got to worry about Mitch. And you won’t see him playing again until next year.
“I was down to Florida there, last winter? Going again this year. Hialeah. Mitch’s in town, he’s staying over to that place that the two guys had that just got hooked with Lansky there. I see Mitch at the track. I ask him, what’s good. And he’s got a few things, he tells me: ‘You know me, now, Jackie. Wasn’t for me, some guy’d have to invent losers, the tracks’d go out of business.’ He knows everybody, the jocks, the hot-walkers, everybody. They all tell him. ‘They all talk to me,’ he says, ‘and I listen to them, and I always take their advice and I always go home losers. I’m a lousy horse-player, is all. You can have what I got if you want it. I ever get cancer, call me up and I’ll give you some of that, too, and you’re such a jerk you’ll probably take it.’ I take what he’s got. We lose. We go out that night, is he pissed? Not Mitch. He’s just a great guy, is all. ‘I been doing this a long time,’ he tells me. It’s not like when I went out, I didn’t know what’s gonna happen to me.’
“The Squirrel,” Cogan said, “he can’t do that. He loses and everything he loses, he can’t afford to lose, and he gets all edgy. He gets nervous. He starts walking around. He’s gonna do that, he’s gonna do the other thing. You know what he did? When he was inna can, he had his wife, she was making his bets for him. I heard that. And the exhibition games, the Broons? Orr’s got the bad knee, they let Cheevers right out the door, nobody even tried to stop him, everybody’s coasting anyway, nobody cares about those games, they’re all out of shape and everything, he was betting them. He’s got a good business. I asked Dillon, Dillon thinks the guy’s good for at least twenty, thirty a year on that business, there’s always gonna be kids coming along that want to drive. And it’s not enough for him. He’s an asshole.”
“Can’t live on thirty thousand,” the driver said.
“My friend,” Cogan said, “Squirrel couldn’t live on ten million. If he got it, he’d lose it.”
“Well,” the driver said, “it’s too bad he had to lose at the card game.”
“He didn’t,” Cogan said. “He won there. He was only there twice. He had any sense, he should’ve kept going back there. He was the only guy in the place that could come close to knowing anything. The guys he was playing against’re bigger shits’n he is. He actually won, the two times he was there, about a thousand, eight hundred or so both times. Which of course for the Squirrel’s not even carfare.
“A guy I know,” Cogan said, “told me, Johnny Amato dropped eight thousand last week alone. Basketball. Kept missing the spread. ‘I love the guy,’ he tells me. ‘He thinks when you lose, it’s not because you bet stupid, you probably shouldn’t’ve got down at all. He thinks it’s luck. His is just bad. That guy, he couldn’t lay off of the sun coming up tomorrow, somebody was to give him a line on it, not happening.’ That time he was in the can, you know he just got out the can, practically?”
“What’d he do?” the driver said.
“Robbed a bank,” Cogan said. “It was the same thing. He robbed the same bank twice. Actually got away with it once. And then he did it again. He was too far inna shit for the first time to get him out. Hadda go back and do it again, get some more dough to piss away. Got himself this bunch of ham-and-eggers and he sends them down where he does his business and he goes away. He goes down the Bahamas. They got his cars and the guns and everything, and they do it, only, of course, they’re as dumb as he is, they miss about sixty and get out with no more’n thirty and he comes home. He got about five, he had so many guys in it with him, they cut it up, and anyway he got in worse shit while he was gone than he was in when he left because he dropped close to seven while he was away. Casinos’re not enough for him, he was also calling home and making stupid bets on games any dumb kid’d know enough to give a leaving-alone.
“So he sets it up again,” Cogan said, “and those dummies go back in, the people in the bank’re starting to think they’re gonna be regular customers or something. So they’re about three minutes out of the box, you ever hear of the Doctor? Eddie Mattie?”
“Yes,” the driver said, “as a matter of fact, I have.”
“Okay,” Cogan said, “Mattie’s one of them. Now there’s only one thing wrong with Mattie, which a guy might expect, he’s got to have Squirrel think up things for him to do, and that’s that he’s fuckin’-A-number-one stupid. So he robbed a bank, right? And he’s in a school zone or something, is he being very careful and everything? Not him. He’s doing close to ninety and they got this lady cop there that’s kind of against that, and she waves him down. And the dumb shit stopped. She hasn’t got no cruiser, she hasn’t got no gun, he’s got this car if they find it the only thing they’re gonna find out’s that it got clouted in Plymouth about three days or so before, and he stopped. ‘License, registration?’ He’s practically gargling. So naturally the crossing guard gets herself a run in her stocking or something and about eight real cops and they take him in and there’s the gun and the dough in the trunk, and he decides, he’s gonna save himself. And he blabs and he blabs and he blabs. And the Squirrel’s onna plane, coming home, funny thing, they had the FBI here, waiting for him, he gets off, got a nice warrant and some handcuffs. So the Squirrel and them did eight or ten. I think they should’ve done more, myself.”
“What’d the Doctor do?” the driver said.
“Three to five,” Cogan said. “He was as pissed off as they were. Thought he was gonna get the street, for tipping them in.”
“Good deal for the Doctor,” the driver said. “He must’ve gotten out some time ago, then.”
“Three or four years ago, I guess,” Cogan said.
“He wasn’t in on this,” the driver said.
“No,” Cogan said.
“You’re sure of that,” the driver said.
“I’m pretty sure, yeah,” Cogan said.
“Because he asked me to ask you about that,” the driver said.
“You can tell him, I’m very sure,” Cogan said.
“Because he never okayed anything on the Doctor,” the driver said.
“Is that so?” Cogan said.
“That’s so,” the driver said. “Told me that himself, when he asked me to ask you.”
“Of course some times,” Cogan said, “a guy’ll get a guy, and the guy’ll think, the man wants it. The guy hasn’t got no way of checking, you know. You just assume that.”