I had a sister there, Sister St. John of the Cross. I had these Martian cards then, cards about Mars invading the Earth — the whole story took up fifty-something cards. A boy I liked, Lawrence Harrigan, gave me his doubles. I was amazed by them. They had things like frost rays and heat rays: skin coming off the bone while the guy looked down and watched, these Martians grinning. Giant insects that picked guys out of cars. There was one gave me nightmares of a woman with hair like my mother on a web with a huge black-and-red spider. Lawrence said it was like Hell. Lawrence was always looking for ways to bring his problems in line with the Church.
Once a day, I asked Sister St. John of the Cross if I could go to the lavatory. I moved the time around so it wouldn’t look suspicious. I carried the cards in my skirt pocket and spread them out around the toilet in the stall. The third day I did it, wham, the stall door opens, there’s Sister St. John.
She said, “I knew you were up to something. I knew.”
I was trying to get my cards back. I would say anything. I asked her how she knew. She said she could see it in my face. She said the guilt was in my face. She said, “I can tell everything you’ve done.” And I knew she could. She’d seen through me. She knew what a horrible girl I was all along, and she’d just let me make things worse, pretending I wasn’t, her knowing all the time.
You know the only prayer I ever had that was real, that was from my heart? It was a prayer I said whenever I was really scared: PleaseGod pleaseGod oh pleaseGod, pleaseGod. That was my prayer.
When we were reading about the Passion in the garden, when the apostles were asleep and Jesus said, “Let this cup pass from me”—when he wanted more than anything else to just get out of things — that was the closest I ever felt to Jesus.
They spent the morning in the house like two sick people. Todd didn’t get dressed. Joanie didn’t answer the phone. They ate cereal. He went back to bed.
In the afternoon he woke up half off his mattress. He could hear Audrey playing “Chopsticks” down in the living room. The radio was on in the kitchen, turned low.
His dog could play the piano when someone held her paws. They’d bought her the piano, a toy piano, as a joke. His mother liked to make her play “Some Enchanted Evening.” Audrey had to be in a certain mood to stick it out for any length of time.
He was sweaty. He was in just his pajama bottoms, but he was hot. He kicked off the covers.
He’d had a dream about the Holy Trinity. Jesus had looked thin and pale and seemed too disappointed to speak. God the Father had done most of the talking. The Holy Ghost had been behind them, the way it usually was in the pictures, no help.
He got up. Maybe she’d called. Maybe things were starting to work out, the police on their way.
He was standing at his bedroom door, squeezing the nap of the rug with his toes. He strained to pick up what was on the radio. It changed to an ad jingle.
What he was wearing was suddenly stupid. He wasn’t going to be arrested wearing Minnesota Viking pajama bottoms. He changed into soccer shorts and padded downstairs.
His mother and Audrey were playing the piano. She was kneeling, the dog was sitting. They were just plunking around. The piano was half a foot high and had quarter and eighth notes painted on the sides. They were doing one paw at a time.
This was not Audrey’s favorite way to spend the morning. When she saw Todd, her tail thumped the carpet.
“There’s some breakfast out there,” his mother said, concentrating on the keyboard. “I cut up some honeydew.”
“What’re you doing?” he said.
“Audrey and I’re riffing around,” she said. “You know. We’re just noodlin’.”
He went into the kitchen. The radio was on top of the refrigerator. The guy was doing the national news. The local news was after that.
Todd’s place was laid out, the honey dew in a Tupperware tub. He thought of the catechism stories of boys tested by God in various ways: one boy gave his lunch money to the beggar with sores, one didn’t. One sat down and ate the breakfast he was offered, knowing he’d committed a crime.
He sat down. His mother still hadn’t called. He hated that he had to bring it up. He hated the fight they were going to have.
She came into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door and stood there. She was always after him to not leave the door open.
She had pretty skin, with freckles, and was wearing her hair longer now, down to her shoulders. He liked the color, but she said she was an Italian brunette, like she wasn’t happy about it. He watched her mouth while she bit her lip, deciding what to have. He imagined guys she’d meet in the future wanting to kiss her, because she wasn’t like some women he’d seen who had almost no lips. She used a little tub of Carmex a lot instead of lipstick, and it picked up the light from the refrigerator door.
She pulled out a box of raisins and a tub of vanilla yogurt. She always bought something like the seventy-pound size. She spooned yogurt onto his plate and pointed to the honeydew.
“That’s enough,” he said.
She opened the raisin box and shook it over his plate. Nothing happened, and then they came out in a clump and spattered the yogurt. She got a paper towel and wiped it up.
When she finished, she sat down opposite him.
He didn’t eat.
She got back up, poured him a glass of milk, and brought over her coffee mug and a spoon. She spooned coffee from her mug into his milk. She worried about caffeine and he wanted coffee and that was their compromise. He’d liked it also because she’d sometimes make fun of Mass when she did it.
She gave him four spoonfuls. The milk barely changed color.
“You didn’t call,” he said. She was wearing the same pants from the night before, but a new shirt.
The local news came on. They listened. There was no story about the accident, or any accident. Audrey padded through the kitchen and collapsed near his feet.
“Are you gonna eat?” his mother said.
“Are you gonna call?”
She got up from the table and went outside.
He sat in front of his breakfast, wondering what to do. He wanted all of this to be handled by someone else. He felt like a wind was coming and going on his forehead.
Audrey went to the door, and he let her out and watched to see where she went.
His mother was weeding on her hands and knees in the garden.
The phone rang. He saw her sit up and look back at the house. He thought, Let her get it.
It kept ringing. She was still looking toward the house. He stomped around in little half circles with his fists at his sides and then finally tore the receiver off the cradle.
It was his friend Brendan. “You get it?” Brendan said.
It took him a second: the lacrosse helmet. They’d figured Todd’s father would get it for his confirmation. Todd had mentioned it in a letter to his father with that in mind.
It felt like if he was going to say something, he had to do it now, before he kept going with this other life.
It took him too long to answer. Then he said, “The helmet?”
“Du-uh,” Brendan said. “No. The Uzi. Whadja think?”
Again, it took him too long. “What’s wrong with you?” Brendan said. “You get it or not? You didn’t get it?”
“Yeah,” Todd said.
“Yeah you got it or yeah you didn’t get it?”
“Yeah, I got it.”
“What colors?” Brendan said, exasperated. “J’ou get any team?”