“I haven’t checked out,” Scotty said.
“I’m not talking about you,” Seth said to him. “I’m never talking about you.”
Scotty folded his arms. “You know, I don’t like being the butt of all your mean jokes when no one else is around. I’m not the Cliff Clavin here.”
“Oh my God”—Seth pointed at him—“you’re totally the Cliff Clavin. I’ll never stop seeing you like that now. Did you ever watch Family Ties? You’re kind of our Skippy, too.”
“I’m too young for Family Ties,” Scotty said.
“You’re too young for Cheers.”
“I watched it on Netflix.”
“You even look like Skippy—Georgie, is Scotty our Skippy? Or our Cliff?”
Georgie’d never had an episode before.
Though it felt like she might be having another one now. She stuck her glasses in her hair and pinched the top of her nose
“Georgie.” Seth poked her arm with the eraser end of his pencil. “Are you listening? Scotty—Skippy or Cliff?”
She put her glasses back on. “He’s our Radar O’Reilly.”
“Aw, Georgie.” Scotty grinned. “Stop, you’ll make me cry.”
“You’re too young for M*A*S*H,” Seth grumbled.
Scotty shrugged. “So are you.”
They worked on their show.
It was easier when they were working. Easier for Georgie to pretend that nothing was wrong.
Nothing was wrong. She’d just talked to Alice and Noomi, just a few hours ago—they were fine. And Neal was just out Christmas shopping.
So he wasn’t in any hurry to talk to her—that wasn’t unusual. What did they need to talk about? Georgie and Neal had talked every day since they’d met. (Nearly.) It’s not like they needed to catch up.
Georgie worked on her show. Their show. She and Seth got in a groove and wrote dialogue for an hour, batting the conversation back and forth between them like a Ping-Pong ball. (This was how they usually got things done. Competitive collaboration.)
Seth blinked first. Georgie caught him with an especially silly “your mom” joke, and he fell back in his chair, giggling.
“I can’t believe you guys have been doing this for twenty years,” Scotty said, sincerely, when he was done applauding.
“It hasn’t been quite that long,” Georgie said.
Seth lifted his head. “Nineteen.”
She looked at him. “Really?”
“You graduated from high school in ’94, right?”
“Yeah.”
“It’s 2013. That’s nineteen years.”
“God.”
God. Had it really been that long?
It had.
Nineteen years since Georgie stumbled across Seth in The Spoon offices.
Seventeen years since she first noticed Neal.
Fourteen since she married him, standing beside a row of lilac trees in his parents’ backyard.
Georgie never thought she’d be old enough to talk about life in big decade-long chunks like this.
It’s not that she’d thought she was going to die before now—she just never imagined it would feel this way. The heaviness of the proportions. Twenty years with the same dream. Seventeen with the same man.
Pretty soon she’d have been with Neal longer than she’d been without him. She’d know herself as his wife better than she’d ever known herself as anyone else.
It felt like too much. Not too much to have, just too much to contemplate. Commitments like boulders that were too heavy to carry.
Fourteen years since their wedding.
Fifteen years since Neal tried to drive away from her. Fifteen since he drove back.
Seventeen since she first saw him, saw something in him that she couldn’t look away from.
Seth was still watching Georgie, one eyebrow raised.
What would he say if she tried to tell him about the last thirty-six hours?
“Jesus, Georgie, you can go crazy next week. Everything can happen next week. Sleep. Christmas. Nervous breakdowns. This week we’re making our dreams come true.”
“I’m gonna make some coffee,” Georgie said.
CHAPTER 9
The three of them kept working through dinner. They started moving even faster, making even more progress. . . .
And then they all realized they were moving so fast because they were turning their script into an episode of Jeff’d Up.
“Oh God, oh God, oh God,” Seth said. “We’re corrupted. We’re completely corrupted.”
“This suuuuuuucks,” Scotty said.
Seth started erasing the whiteboard with both forearms—he’d regret that later when he saw the state of his checked shirt.
They decided to watch a few episodes of Barney Miller to wash out their brains. Seth kept the complete series on VHS in their office. They had a VCR in there, too, crammed into the corner with an old TV.
“We could just watch this online,” Scotty said, climbing into the IKEA hammock.
Seth knelt in front of the VCR and popped in a tape. “Not the same. The voodoo won’t work.”
Georgie brought her laptop with her, with her phone plugged into the side, and tried calling Neal from the doorway. (No answer.)
Seth sighed as soon as the Barney Miller bass line started. He flashed Georgie a wide white smile. “We’re going to get past this,” he said.
She smiled back—she couldn’t help it—and sat next to him on the floor.
This was how Georgie had spent her first two years of college. Whenever she wasn’t working with Seth at The Spoon, she was hanging out at his frat house, watching Barney Miller and Taxi and M*A*S*H. His room was lined and carpeted with VHS tapes.
“What are you doing in a fraternity?” she’d asked. “Comedy writers don’t join fraternities.”
“Don’t pigeonhole me, Georgie. I’m infinite.”
“Yeah, but why?”
“The usual reasons. Backup friends, navy blue jackets—plus someday I might run for office.”
They’d written the first draft of the Passing Time pilot in Seth’s room. And written the second draft down at The Spoon, Georgie doing all the typing.
How had she missed Neal until junior year? He’d started working at The Spoon as a freshman, same as her. Georgie must have seen him, without really seeing him, dozens of times. Was she that sucked in by Seth? Seth was extra sucky—pushy and loud, always demanding Georgie’s attention. . . .
But once Georgie noticed Neal, she saw him around the office constantly. She’d try not to stare when he walked past her desk on his way to the production room. Sometimes, if she was lucky, he’d look her way and nod.
“I just don’t understand the attraction,” Seth said after a month of this.
“What attraction?”
They were sitting at their shared desk, and Seth was eating Georgie’s princess chicken. Stabbing at it with one chopstick. “Yours. To that fat little cartoon man.”
Georgie didn’t quite understand it either—why Neal was suddenly the only thing on her radar. “We’re just friends,” she said.
“Really,” Seth said.
“Friendly acquaintances.”
“Yeah, but that’s the thing, Georgie—he isn’t friendly. He growls at people, literally, if they get too close.”
“He doesn’t growl at me,” she said.