Thirteen, croaked Ingelstad.
Ah. And Glokta let his lips curl back to display his toothless smile. She blooms early. They have never before visited Adua, am I correct?
They have not, he nearly whispered.
I thought not. Their excitement and delight as they toured the gardens of the Agriont were perfectly charming. I swear, they must have caught the eye of every eligible suitor in the capital. He allowed his smile slowly to fade. It would break my heart, Lord Ingelstad, to see three such delicate creatures snatched suddenly away to one of Anglands harshest penal institutions. Places where beauty, and breeding, and a gentle disposition, attract an entirely different and far less enjoyable kind of attention. Glokta gave a carefully orchestrated shudder of dismay as he leaned slowly forward to whisper. I would not wish that life on a dog. And all on account of the indiscretions of a father who had the means of reparation well within his grasp.
But my daughters, they were not involved
We are electing a new king! Everyone is involved! Harsh, perhaps. But harsh times demand harsh actions. Glokta struggled to his feet, hand wobbling on his cane with the effort. I will tell his Eminence that he can count on your vote.
Ingelstad collapsed, suddenly and completely. Like a stabbed wineskin. His shoulders sagged, his face hung loose with horror and hopelessness. But the High Justice he whispered. Have you no pity?
Glokta could only shrug. I did have. As a boy I was soft-hearted beyond the point of foolishness. I swear, I would cry at a fly caught in a spiders web. He grimaced at a brutal spasm through his leg as he turned for the door. Constant pain has cured me of that.
It was an intimate little gathering. But the company hardly inspires warmth. Superior Goyle glared at Glokta from across the huge, round table in the huge, round office, his beady eyes staring from his bony face. And not with tender feelings, I rather think.
The attention of his Eminence the Arch Lector, the head of his Majestys Inquisition, was fixed elsewhere. Pinned to the curving wall, taking up perhaps half of the entire chamber, were three hundred and twenty sheets of paper. One for every great heart on our noble Open Council. They crackled gently in the breeze from the great windows. Fluttering little papers for fluttering little votes. Each one was marked with a name. Lord this, Lord that, Lord someone of wherever. Big men and little men. Men whose opinions, on the whole, no one cared a damn for until Prince Raynault fell out of his bed and into his grave.
Many of the pages had a blob of coloured wax on their corner. Some had two, or even three. Allegiances. Which way will they vote? Blue for Lord Brock, red for Lord Isher, black for Marovia, white for Sult, and so on. All subject to change, of course, depending which way the wind blows them. Below were written lines of small, dense script. Too small for Glokta to read from where he was sitting, but he knew what they said. Wife was once a whore. Partial to young men. Drinks too much for his good. Murdered a servant in a rage. Gambling debts he cannot cover. Secrets. Rumours. Lies. The tools of this noble trade. Three hundred and twenty names, and just as many sordid little stories, each one to be picked at, and dug out, and jabbed our way. Politics. Truly, the work of the righteous.
So why do I do this? Why?
The Arch Lector had more pressing concerns. Brock still leads, he murmured in a dour drone, staring at the shifting papers with his white gloved hands clasped behind his back. He has some fifty votes, more or less certain. As certain as we can be in these uncertain times. Isher is not far behind, with forty or more to his name. Skald has made some recent gains, as far as we can tell. An unexpectedly ruthless man. He has the Starikland delegation more or less in his hand, which gives him thirty votes, perhaps, and Barezin about the same. They are the four main contenders, as things stand.
But who knows? Perhaps the King will live another year, and by the time it comes to a vote well all have killed each other. Glokta had to stifle a grin at the thought. The Lords Round heaped with richly-dressed corpses, every great nobleman in the Union and all twelve members of the Closed Council. Each stabbed in the back by the man beside. The ugly truth of government
Did you speak to Heugen? snapped Sult.
Goyle tossed his balding head and sneered at Glokta with seething annoyance. Lord Heugen is still struggling under the delusion that he could be our next king, though he cannot certainly control more than a dozen chairs. He barely had time to hear our offer he was so busy scrabbling to coax out more votes. Perhaps in a week, or two, he will see reason. Then he might be encouraged to lean our way, but I wouldnt bet on it. More likely hell throw in his lot with Isher. The two of them have always been close, I understand.
Good for them, hissed Sult. What about Ingelstad?
Glokta stirred in his seat. I presented him with your ultimatum in very blunt terms, your Eminence.
Then we can count on his vote?
How to put this? I could not say so with absolute certainty. High Justice Marovia was able to make threats almost identical to our own, through his man Harlen Morrow.
Morrow? Isnt he some lickspittle of Hoffs?
It would seem he has moved up in the world. Or down, depending on how you look at it.
He could be taken care of. Goyle wore a most unsavoury expression. Quite easily
No! snapped Sult. Why is it, Goyle, that no sooner does a problem appear than you want to kill it! We must tread carefully for now, and show ourselves to be reasonable men, open to negotiation. He strode to the window, the bright sunlight glittering purple through the great stone on his ring of office. Meanwhile the business of actually running the country is ignored. Taxes go uncollected. Crimes go unpunished. This bastard they call the Tanner, this demagogue, this traitor, speaks in public at village fairs, urging open rebellion! Daily now, peasants leave their farms and turn to banditry, perpetrating untold theft and damage. Chaos spreads, and we have not the resources to stamp it out. There are only two regiments of the Kings Own left in Adua, scarcely enough to maintain order in the city. Who knows if one of our noble Lords will tire of waiting and decide to try and seize the crown prematurely? I would not put it past them!
Will the army return from the North soon? asked Goyle.
Unlikely. That oaf Marshal Burr has spent three months squatting outside Dunbrec, and given Bethod ample time to regroup beyond the Whiteflow. Who knows when hell finally get the job done, if ever! Months spent destroying our own fortress. It almost makes one wish wed put less effort into building the place.
Twenty-five votes. The Arch Lector scowled at the crackling papers. Twenty-five, and Marovia has eighteen? Were scarcely making progress! For every vote we gain we lose one somewhere else!
Goyle leaned forwards in his chair. Perhaps, your Eminence, the time has come to call again on our friend at the University
The Arch Lector hissed furiously, and Goyle snapped his mouth shut. Glokta looked out the great window, pretending that he had heard nothing out of the ordinary. The six crumbling spires of the University dominated the view. But what help could anyone possibly find there? Amongst the decay, and the dust, from those old idiots of Adepti?