An honour to serve, your Majesty.
High Justice Marovia, chief Law Lord.
Likewise, your Majesty, an honour.
With Lord Marshal Varuz, I believe you are already well acquainted.
The old soldier beamed. It was a privilege to train you in the past, your Majesty, and will be a privilege to advise you now.
So they went on, Jezal smiling and nodding to each man in turn. Halleck, the Lord Chancellor. Torlichorm, the High Consul. Reutzer, Lord Admiral of the Fleet, and so on, and so on. Finally Hoff ushered him to the high chair at the head of the table and Jezal enthroned himself while the Closed Council smiled on. He grinned gormlessly up at them for a moment, and then realised. Oh, please be seated.
The old men sat, a couple of them with evident winces of pain as old knees crunched and old backs clicked. Bayaz dropped carelessly into the chair at the foot of the table, opposite Jezal, as though he had been occupying it all his life. Robes rustled as old arses shifted on polished wood, and gradually the room went silent as a tomb. One chair was empty at Varuz elbow. The chair where Lord Marshal Burr would have sat, had he not been assigned to duty in the North. Had he not been dead. A dozen daunting old men waited politely for Jezal to speak. A dozen old men who he had thought of until recently as occupying the pinnacle of power, all now answerable to him. A situation he could never have imagined in his most self-indulgent daydreams. He cleared his throat.
Pray continue, my Lords. I will try and catch up as we go.
Hoff flashed a humble smile. Of course, your Majesty. If at any time you require explanation, you have but to ask.
Thank you, said Jezal, thank
Hallecks grinding voice cut over him. Back to the issue of discipline among the peasantry, therefore.
We have already prepared concessions! snapped Sult. Concessions which the peasants were happy to accept.
A shred of bandage to bind a suppurating wound! returned Marovia. It is only a matter of time before rebellion comes again. The only way we can avoid it is by giving the common man what he needs. No more than is fair! We must involve him in the process of government.
Involve him! sneered Sult.
We must transfer the burden of tax to the landowners!
Hallecks eyes rolled to the ceiling. Not this nonsense again.
Our current system has stood for centuries, barked Sult.
It has failed for centuries! threw back Marovia.
Jezal cleared his throat and the heads of the old men snapped round to look at him. Could each man not simply be taxed the same proportion of his income, regardless of whether he is a peasant or a nobleman and then, perhaps He trailed off. It had seemed a simple enough idea to him, but now all eleven bureaucrats were staring at him, shocked, quite as if a domestic pet had been ill-advisedly allowed into the room, and it had suddenly decided to speak up on the subject of taxation. At the far end of the table, Bayaz silently examined his fingernails. There was no help there.
Ah, your Majesty, ventured Torlichorm in soothing tones, such a system would be almost impossible to administer. And he blinked in a manner that said, How do you manage to dress yourself, given your incredible ignorance?
Jezal flushed to the lips of his ears. I see.
The subject of taxation, droned Halleck, is a stupendously complex one. And he gave Jezal a look that said, It is far too complex a subject to fit inside your tiny fragment of a mind.
It would perhaps be better, your Majesty, if you were to leave the tedious details to your humble servants. Marovia had an understanding smile that said, It would perhaps be better if you kept your mouth shut and avoided embarrassing the grown-ups.
Of course. Jezal retreated shame-facedly into his chair. Of course.
And so it went on, as the morning ground by, as the strips of light from the windows slunk slowly over the heaps of papers across the wide table. Gradually, Jezal began to work out the rules of this game. Horribly complex, and yet horribly simple. The aging players were split roughly into two teams. Arch Lector Sult and High Justice Marovia were the captains, fighting viciously over every subject, no matter how small, each with three supporters who agreed with their every utterance. Lord Hoff, meanwhile, ineffectually assisted by Lord Marshal Varuz, played the role of referee, and struggled to build bridges across the unbridgeable divide between these two entrenched camps.
Jezals mistake had not been to think that he would not know what to say, though of course, he did not. His mistake had been to think that anyone would want him to say anything. All they cared about was continuing their own profitless struggles. They had become used, perhaps, to conducting the affairs of state with a drooling halfwit at the head of the table. Jezal now realised that they saw in him a like-for-like trade. He began to wonder if they were right.
If your Majesty could sign here and here and here and there
The pen scratched against paper after paper, the old voices droned on, and held forth, and bickered one with the other. The grey men smiled, and sighed, and shook their heads indulgently whenever he spoke, and so he spoke less and less. They bullied him with praise and blinded him with explanation. They bound him up in meaningless hours of law, and form, and tradition. He sagged slowly lower and lower into his uncomfortable chair. A servant brought wine, and he drank, and became drunk, and bored, and even more drunk and bored. Minute by stretched-out minute, Jezal began to realise: there was nothing so indescribably dull, once you got down to the nuts and bolts of it, as ultimate power.
Now to a sad matter, observed Hoff, once the most recent argument had sputtered to a reluctant compromise. Our colleague, Lord Marshal Burr, is dead. His body is on its way back to us from the North, and will be interred with full honours. In the meantime, however, it is our duty to recommend a replacement. The first chair to be filled in this room since the death of the esteemed Chancellor Feekt. Lord Marshal Varuz?
The old soldier cleared his throat, wincing as though he realised he was about to open a floodgate that might very well drown them all. There are two clear contenders for the post. Both are men of undoubted bravery and experience, whose merits are well known to this council. I have no doubt that either General Poulder or General Kroy would
There can be not the slightest doubt that Poulder is the better man! snarled Sult, and Halleck immediately voiced his assent.
On the contrary! hissed Marovia, to angry murmurs from his camp, Kroy is transparently the better choice!
It was an area in which, as an officer of some experience, Jezal felt he might have been of some minuscule value, but not one of the Closed Council seemed even to consider seeking his opinion. He sagged back sulkily into his chair, and took another slurp of wine from his goblet while the old wolves continued to snap viciously at one another.
Perhaps we should discuss this matter at greater length later! cut in Lord Hoff over the increasingly acrimonious debate. His Majesty is growing fatigued with the fine points of the issue, and there is no particular urgency to the matter! Sult and Marovia glared at each other, but did not speak. Hoff gave a sigh of relief. Very well. Our next point of business relates to the supply of our army in Angland. Colonel West writes in his dispatches
West? Jezal sat up sharply, his voice rough with wine. The name was like smelling salts to a fainting girl, a solid and dependable rock to cling to in the midst of all this chaos. If only West had been there now, to help him through, things would have made so much more sense he blinked at the chair that Burr had left behind him, sitting empty at Varuz shoulder. Jezal was drunk, perhaps, but he was king. He cleared his wet throat. Colonel West shall be my new Lord Marshal!