“I thought you were too old for such childish things?” Casen asks¸ when he notices my enthusiasm.
I rein in a grin before answering, which probably makes me look even worse. “Well, I figure if I’m going to spend the evening with you and a bunch of hormonal teenagers, I might as well drink the Kool-Aid and enjoy myself. Besides, I could never pass up the opportunity to beat your ass at ring toss.”
“Sure, sure,” he laughs. “Whoever gets the biggest stuffed animal wins. Loser buys the winner a funnel cake. Sound like a fair wager?”
I let my eyes scan over the rows of games, sizing up my best options. “Biggest stuffed animal or the most prizes?” I ask for clarification.
“Biggest.” He folds his arms across his chest waiting for my answer. I stare at the intricate designs of his tattoos splayed across his tanned, toned arms. They are beautiful to look at and for a split second, I think about what it would feel like to have them wrapped around me. Unfortunately, I know his mouth would probably ruin my warm, fuzzy moment.
“And you can’t buy the prize, it must be won,” he adds when he notices my devious grin, albeit for a different reason than he thinks.
“Of course. No cheating. Game’s on, sucker,” I agree, lightly pushing on his stone hard chest. I wonder if those tattoos merge onto his chiseled chest. Fuck, Jen, get your lady parts under control, I tell myself, quickly pulling my hand back and letting it hang at my side.
We both buy a bundle of tickets and rush to the bumper cars. We figure it’s better to get the assault and battery out of the way before we begin hauling around the massive amount of prizes we both plan to win. I’m sure we’re both overestimating our ability to out-play the carnie-folk who learn from birth how to rig a game so no one ever wins, but nonetheless, we are confident.
Handing the operator my ticket, I rush through the gate and select my vehicle of mayhem. “I want the green one!” I shout, jumping into the driver’s seat and buckling the seat belt. It seems like an oxymoron to have safety restraints on a ride in which the purpose is to knock the shit out of the other participants using an electric car the size of a Power wheel. “Prepare for a week of whiplash, Thompson,” I tease as he climbs into a blue car with yellow racing stripes. I can’t help but smile at this man who seems so carefree. He’s not like me. He isn’t hiding; he’s not afraid to truly be with someone. He hasn’t restrained his heart to protect it from the whiplash of love. No, Casen is nothing like me.
The cars are filled with people, but there is only one particular car I zero in on when the operator flips the switch to bring the cars to life. The poles connecting the cars to the ceiling spark and buzz as the cars move around the roller-skating rink arena. I press on the accelerator and turn the wheel in the direction of Casen. Moving behind a group of other riders, I’m hoping for an initial surprise attack; it may be the only good shot I get at him. I swing around the cluster of people, only to realize I’ve lost him in the crowd. I search the cars looking for the blue car with recognizable yellow stripes and I come up empty.
Then out of nowhere, my body lurches forward, my face nearly hitting the foam steering wheel. I now have an appreciation for the harness I mocked not more than five minutes ago. I rub my neck and look behind me to verbally bash the culprit, only to see Casen there. He took a play from my bumper-car playbook and used it against me…asshole.
“Looks like you may need a refresher course on the purpose of bumper-cars, sparkplug,” he says as cocky as ever. “I think you confused it with go-carts.”
“Very funny,” I snap. “You just watch your ass, speed-racer.” I narrow my eyes at him and rocket around him. Turning in a circle, I race toward him and slam into the side of his car, sending him crashing into the side of his vehicle. He frowns at me, almost stunned that I took a shot at him. I pretend to be innocent of any wrongdoing, but I immediately smile on the inside.
We spend the remainder of the five-minute ride evading each other while occasionally bumping into others around us unintentionally. That is, until we notice a teenage boy purposely knocking into all of the younger kids on the ride. He knows none of them and is intentionally broadsiding any kid smaller than him; some have even started to cry. Casen and I look to one another and without speaking, we both know what to do with this little shit. We circle in opposite directions in order to outflank deputy dipshit. Timing it perfectly, we accelerate and slam into either side of the teen’s car, bouncing from Casen’s then to mine like a ping-pong ball. I wanted to yell, ‘Score! Man down,’ but I instead I try to act my age. It’s difficult, but I do my best.
“Young man, are you okay? That was a hard hit,” I ask him, acting as concerned as possible considering my limited acting skills.
He looks pissed at first, rubbing his neck. “Jeeeez, it’s like you tried to hit me on purpose.”
“Dude, you know you’re on the bumper-cars, right? If you were looking for non-contact, there’s a go-cart place just down the road,” Casen interjects. His eyes slide to mine and I try to hide my smile at the same words he used on me.
“Whatever, you guys suck. Aren’t you a little old to be at a carnival without kids?” dingle berry says as he walks away. As soon as he’s out of sight, I finally let out the laugh I’d been holding in.
“I told you we were too old to be here,” I tell Casen through laughter.
“Why, because the teenage bully we just gave a lesson to said so? Yeah, I’m gonna go with bullshit on that one,” he jokes.
Casen places his hand on my back and leads me through the exit of the arena. His hand feels like fire; however, his touch is not a burn I would shy away from. It’s a warmth which makes me want to snuggle into him and seek more of. I fight through the feeling and move away from him. I know better than to get into a relationship, especially with a guy like Casen. I’m great at flings, give me a week or maybe two and it’s a magical time filled with awesome sex. I don’t venture into anything more than that. More would require honesty; it would require sharing the real me with someone. I can’t risk the emotional crippling of rejection; so instead, I sacrifice relationships for casual encounters. They are safer, easier. For the last decade safe and easy is all I’ve wanted.
Casen and I hit game stand after game stand, cashing in our tickets. I say cashing in because that’s exactly what it’s like. We paid for the tickets just to hand said tickets right back to the person running the game, without ever getting anything in return. My luck sucked, but at least Casen hasn’t been much better. He’s toting around a tiny stuffed rabbit he won at the baseball throw.
It’s not until we walk up on the ball toss when I feel my luck turn around. The objective is to toss a ball into wooden baskets. The catch? The baskets are propped up in a way, which favors finesse and not strength. Most of the time the ball will bounce right out.
It’s do or die time. Pulling the hair tie off my wrist, I throw my hair into a messy bun. I need to make this last ticket count. “You want to go first?” I ask, trying not to show my frustration.
“No, you go right on ahead,” he says, handing his ticket over to me. “Here’s my ticket, too. I think you may need all the help you can get.”
I take his ticket and tear it up. “You’re an ass, and now neither of us can use it. You better hope Peter Cottontail can hold up a little longer.”
Giving the carnie behind the booth counter a thorough once over, I hand the little red stub over to him. His grimy clothes, oily hair, and yellowing teeth fit the name plastered across his faded nametag. Bart, like the pirate. A pirate that wants to steal my last chance at victory. The only prizes available are humungous teddy bears. Why? You get three balls and all three have to make it into the baskets to win. A person is lucky to get one in, thus the lure of the big prize. Bart slides the bucket filled with three whiffle balls to me and instructs me to take my time. Yeah, time is what I need to win; thanks for the tip, Bart.