"Wait a minute," Alicia said. "Back up just a bit. What truck?"
"A panel truck, Alicia," Raymond said. "Filled with the toys. The police think it was the same one used to haul them away. Someone drove it up on the sidewalk last night and left it there."
"Any idea who it was?" she asked, although she had a pretty good idea of the answer.
The white cop—SCHWARTZ on his tag—grinned. "According to the guy tied to the bumper, it was Santa Claus himself."
"Guy tied to what?"
They went on to explain about the man they'd found lashed to the front of the toy-filled truck. Someone had "knocked the crap out of him," as Officer Pomus put it, and taped some rubber antlers to his head. The battered man admitted to the theft and swore that his assailant had been Santa Claus—even admitted to shooting Santa, rambling on about shooting him in the heart without killing him.
"But of course, you can't kill Santa," Officer Schwartz said, grinning.
"He's obviously a user and he sounds like an EDP, so we don't know what to believe," Officer Pomus added. "We've got him up on Bellevue's flight deck now, under observation."
"Flight deck?"
"You know—the psych ward. Sooner or later, we'll get the straight story out of him."
"And throw the book at him, I hope."
"Oh, yeah," Pomus said. "No question about that. But he's already had worse than a book thrown at him." He grinned. "A lot worse."
"Yeah," Officer Schwartz said. "Someone worked him over real good before dropping him here. The creep seemed almost glad to be arrested."
After they were gone, Alicia and Raymond went to the storeroom and inspected the gifts. Except for a little wrinkling of the paper and an occasional bumped corner, most were in the same condition as before the theft. She told Raymond to get hold of a locksmith—she didn't care that it was Sunday—and have him secure that door, even if it meant putting a bar across it.
Then she went to her office and sipped her coffee, lukewarm by now, and thought about that nothing-special-looking man named Jack—"Just Jack" Niedermeyer.
On Friday afternoon he'd said he'd see what he could do. Thirty-six hours later, the gifts were back and the thief in custody.
A man who could do that just might be able to solve her other problem.
Alicia looked up a number in her computer's directory and began dialing.
3.
Jack winced as he reached for the phone. He could think of only one person who'd be calling him this morning, so he picked up before the answering machine.
"Jack, you're wonderful!" Gia said. "Just wonderful!"
"I think you're pretty swell too, Gia."
"No, I'm being serious here. I just got a call from Dr. Clayton, and she told me the toys are back."
"Is that so? Gotta hand it to New York's finest. When they get on the job—"
"Right," she said, and damned if he couldn't hear her smile. "You had nothing to do with it."
"Not a thing. You said you didn't approve, so I gave it up."
"Okay. Be that way. But Dr. Clayton said as far as she can tell, every single gift is back, and the guy who stole them is locked up. I don't know how you managed it, but—"
"I simply E-mailed Santa and he did the rest."
"Well, Santa may have to do some more. Dr. Clayton asked me for your number."
Jack stiffened. "You didn't give it to her."
"No. I didn't give her any number. I told her I didn't know it by heart, and I'd have to look it up and get back to her."
Jack relaxed. "You done good, Gia. The perfect answer. Any idea what she wants?"
"Something about a personal matter. She didn't offer any details, and I didn't ask."
"Okay. Write this down." Jack rattled off the number at the Tenth Avenue drop. "Tell her to leave a message on the answering machine. Tell her that's how you get hold of me."
"Will do. Are we still on for this afternoon?"
"Sure are. Westchester, right?"
"No," she said, drawing out the word. "FAO Schwartz."
"We'll discuss that later. See you at noon."
4.
"Oh, my God!" Gia said. "What's that?"
"Just a little bruise."
Jack looked down at the large purple area on his left chest wall. Damn. He'd hoped she wouldn't notice, but here in the warm afterglow of their lovemaking, he'd forgot all about it.
They'd dropped Vicky off at her art class after lunch. She spent most of every Sunday afternoon learning the basics of drawing, painting, and sculpture. Her teacher said she showed a real flair for drawing. Jack figured it had to be genetic, what with her mother an artist and all. Vicky loved the classes, and Jack loved the chance to be alone with Gia on Sunday afternoons.
Their routine was to dash here to Jack's apartment immediately after dropping Vicky off. Often they didn't travel ten feet inside the door before they were tearing at each other's clothes. From there they usually wound up on the nearest horizontal surface. Today, however, they'd made it all the way to the bed.
Jack pulled the sheet up to his neck, but she pushed it down.
"I'd hardly call that 'little.' " He watched Gia's fingers trace over it. "Does it hurt?"
"Nah."
She pressed and he winced.
"Right," she said. "Doesn't hurt a bit. How long have you had it?"
"Since last night." Since a little before midnight, to be exact.
He told her about the creep taking a shot at him, and how the Kevlar vest had saved him.
"Thank God you were wearing it!" she said. She couldn't seem to take her eyes off it or stop touching it. "But if the vest is bulletproof, how come you're hurt?"
"Well, it did keep the bullet from going through me, but the slug's still got all that velocity behind it. Something had to absorb it, and that something was me."
Jack still wasn't sure why he'd given in to the impulse to wear the Santa suit. Usually if he dressed up it was either as a lure or to allay suspicion. Last night's flamboyant performance with the ho-ho-ho's and the beard and red suit was not his style.
But somehow… this time, this job… he'd felt compelled to make a point.
And he'd known that was stupid. Experience had taught him, when you try to make a point instead of simply getting the job done, you up the chances of things going wrong, which ups your chances of getting hurt.
So Jack had taken precautions. He never wore body armor, but had made an exception last night. Normally he would have opened a can of mace and lobbed it into the truck, then taken down the guy or guys with a sap when they tumbled out the door. But doing the Santa thing required more exposure, and he knew sure as hell someone would have a gun.
He'd been right. The guy got off a lucky shot that felt like a four-by-four slamming end-on into Jack's chest. Knocked him off the truck and the wind out of his lungs, but the ten-ply vest had stopped the slug.
Good thing he'd had those weighted gloves. Abe hadn't been able to find white ones, but he'd provided Jack a pair of white cotton gloves to wear over the more traditional black leather. The lead inserts doubled the impact of every punch and allowed him to make short work of the creep.
And then Jack had lost it. Maybe it was the pain, maybe it was thinking how he'd be dead if he hadn't worn the vest, and maybe it was remembering the victims of the slimeball's rip-off. Whatever, the darkness within slipped out of its hole and took over for a little while.
Gia slipped an arm around him and pulled him closer.
One of her breasts rested on the bruise. She nuzzled against his neck.
"When are you going to quit this?" she said.