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Travis gave me the briefest of glances, but enough to make me understand that he wanted to handle this. That rankled a little, but when I thought of how much he had seemed to enjoy playing out his little drama with Miss Flauson, I relented.
He regarded the woman before us now with open disapproval, but without speaking, staring long enough to make her nervously remove the cigarette from her mouth. But before she could speak again, he held up his left hand with an unmistakable air of authority and said, “Oh, no, please don’t.” The refined diction would have shocked Miss Flauson. He turned to me, slightly inclined his head in a thoughtful manner and said, “Apparently you were given the wrong address. I’m sorry. This is not Gerald’s home.”
It was all I could do not to bow and say, “Begging your grace’s pardon.”
He started back down the stairs. I followed.
“Hey,” she called, opening the screen, but we kept walking.
“Hey, you!”
We had almost reached the van.
“You looking for Gerald Spanning?” she called.
He stopped and turned. “Do you know where he lives?”
“Right here.”
“Impossible,” he said.
“What?”
“Gerald Spanning would never greet a visitor to his home in the manner in which you just greeted us.”
She scowled, then said, “Don’t get your nose out of joint. What’s your business with him, anyhow?”
He moved a little closer to her, and said in a low voice, “No one says something so vile as they open the door to complete strangers unless they are-one, intending to put someone’s nose out of joint-or two, suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. Are you suffering from Tourette’s syndrome?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Hmm. Difficult to say which the case may be-but I don’t think I’ll leave a message for Gerald with you. I hate to think how it would be translated.”
“You look familiar,” she said. “Do I know you?”
“As I said, we are complete strangers. Good-bye.”
“Hold it, hold it!”
He waited.
“What do you want with Gerald?”
He sighed. “We aren’t making progress here, are we?”
“What do you want, an apology? Okay, I’m sorry. There. You’ve got your damned apology.”
“A very heartfelt and handsome one,” he said. “Thank you. Now, where might we find Mr. Spanning?”
“He’s not home. He’s over at the house.”
He arched a brow. “I beg your pardon?”
“We bought a house. Over on Reagan Street.”
“Here in Los Alamitos?” I asked.
“Yeah, that’s right,” she said, apparently much happier to talk to me. “We can’t live there yet, ”cause he’s fixing the place up. Hang on.“
She hurried inside. After a few minutes, she came back out with a slip of paper. She handed it to me. It had the number “10682” written on it. “That’s the address. When you see him, tell him his wife said to get his- to come home,” she amended, after glancing back at Travis.
She looked back at me and seemed suddenly unsure of us, eyeing the scrap of paper as if she wanted to take it back. I quickly put it in my pocket.
“He hit you?” she asked, indicating Travis.
“Do you find that likely?” he asked.
“Who are you guys?”
“Long-lost relatives, looking through the family tree,” I said.
“No fooling,” she said suspiciously, but then studied Travis. “He does look a little familiar…”
Travis thanked her and we were about to leave, when she suddenly shouted, “Wait! Here he comes!”
A big pickup truck with a construction toolbox on it pulled under the carport. A large, gruff-looking man wearing a T-shirt and shorts got out. She ran to him. He was tanned and muscular, his face weathered and his dark hair turning silver on the sides. He picked her up off her feet in a big bear hug, saying, “Hey there, sugar.” He looked over her shoulder at us, puzzled for a moment, until he saw Travis.
His eyes widened, and he gently set his wife back down. She was starting to babble out an explanation to him, but Gerald seemed not to be listening. Looking straight at Travis, moving slowly forward, he said, “Good God in heaven… you’re… you’re Arthur’s boy, aren’t you?”
“Yes, sir,” Travis said quietly-so quietly, I wondered if Gerald heard him. It seemed to me that all the mischief of a moment ago had been replaced by an anxiousness that he didn’t quite manage to hide.
“Travis?” Gerald asked.
Travis nodded.
“Well, Travis,” Gerald said, his voice breaking, “you’re the spitting image of your dad.” By the time he reached us there were tears running down his cheeks. Travis stepped forward, and Gerald extended a hand, but then, seeing the bandages, moved to one side and hugged Travis around the shoulders. “Lord ‘a mercy,” he said, looking down at his nephew. “Lord ’a mercy.”
I watched Travis carefully; he returned the embrace, if a little awkwardly.
“Whew!” Gerald said, dashing away his tears. “Come on in, boy, come on in.” Then, seeing me, he said, “Forgive me, I’ve lost all my manners.” Without letting go of Travis, he said, “I’m Gerald Spanning, Travis’s uncle Gerald.”
“I’m Irene Kelly. Travis’s cousin on his mother’s side.”
After the slightest flicker of hesitation, he smiled. “Yes, we spoke on the phone, didn’t we? Well, bless your heart for bringing this boy to see me. Come in, come in. You’ve met Deeny, right? Her name is Geraldine, but that just confuses the hell out of everybody, so I call her Deeny.”
“Better than what some of the old farts around here call me,” she said, turning on her heel. She wasn’t hiding her unhappiness-she seemed jealous of the attention Travis was getting from her husband-but she led the way into the trailer without protest.
“She’s not much older than you are,” Gerald confided to Travis, “so it’s best you not call her Aunt Deeny.”
The interior was roomier than might have been expected for a mobile home. It reeked of cigarette smoke, but was clean and neat. The furnishings looked as if they had been purchased in the ‘70s, although the mobile home itself didn’t appear to be that old. Deeny gave a wave of her hand to indicate that we should have a seat. I sat on one of two avocado-green recliners; Travis, having smoothly extricated himself from Gerald’s grasp, took the other one. Gerald didn’t seem to mind taking a seat on the gold-and-brown couch, separated from us by a heavy, imitation walnut coffee table. There was a paperback on one corner, an action adventure story, with a bookmark near the last pages.
Deeny came back from the kitchen with four cans of Coors still in their six-pack plastic collar. She sat down close to Gerald and pulled them free, popping tops and shoving a can at each of us without asking if we wanted one.
Gerald lifted his beer can as if for a toast, and Deeny stopped in the act of taking her first swig to hold hers up as well-so Travis and I followed suit.
“Mi casa es su casa,” Gerald said, smiling at Travis.