“Hey, wait a minute, who do you take me for? Do you think I write for the papers or am a professor? Please don’t force me to think, I don’t have the right temperament …”
“But you’re so experienced in life itself …”
“Of course, just a little. All of us Italians are experienced in life. If you think about it, it’s all we have.”
“Exactly, that’s why I dared ask you this question. I’d like to draw on your experience …”
“Just slow down, please …! You’re always in such a rush. Now, if you want me to reply to what you just asked, I’ll do so briefly. I can only speak at length about things I’m not familiar with. For a woman, un homme fatal is selfish, boorish, arrogant, infatuated with himself, someone who imagines that other people only live to service him, who won’t let anyone live in peace … Now, what else would you like to hear …?”
At that a customer walked into the hairdresser’s and Sr Giacomo began to offer his usual bows. Mascarell was left standing by himself for a second in the middle of the shop. However, now wasn’t the moment, after repeatedly saying that he couldn’t care less, to show how hurtfully Signor Giacomo’s words had struck home. He hoarsely croaked a goodbye — the connection between the state of one’s soul and one’s vocal chords are very curious — put on his hat, and left.
He entered his hotel oblivious to everything. Monsieur Paul was in reception, as usual, but Mascarell barely noticed him. He seemed very depressed. He slowly went up the stairs. What had really impressed him was the way that Signor Giacomo had echoed almost the identical words Eulàlia had used that night. It would have been absurd to think some sort of conspiracy existed. Mascarell wasn’t that infantile. The very same, identical words! thought Mascarell. He decided that if everyone used the same words it was because everyone thought the same. Unanimity arose from the environment. But the clearer the explanation, the stranger it seemed.
Mascarell left Paris two days later, two disagreeable days later. He thought of the situation obsessively during those last hours. For a time he wondered whether he wasn’t living in an environment that was rejecting him, if not clearly and explicitly, at least quite actively. “Even the churches,” he told himself, “are different!” He felt fantastically foreign and displaced, but it never occurred to him that everything becomes even more impenetrable and remote for a conceited man who says he couldn’t care less. Monsieur Paul thought he looked on edge and depressed and rushed to talk to him. But Mascarell was in no mood to play-act. Monsieur Paul forgot his unremitting pessimism for once and invited him to go to the theater and a cabaret one night. Mascarell declined with silly, pointless excuses the hotel owner thought extremely peculiar. In those, his last hours in Paris, he tried to see Eulàlia. But if he had seen her, thought Mascarell, by now in his sleeper, what might he have said? Perhaps he might have said: “Would you like anything from Barcelona!” That would have been fatuous. He imagined how Eulàlia would have laughed at such a question; he could hear her noisy, rude, unmistakable sarcasm, and a virtual noise that became so loud and obsessive in his mind it completely blocked out the continual juddering and jolting of the express.
A Family in Foreign Parts
It was summertime, there was little doing for a journalist — the month of July is usually Europe’s quietest — so I decided to spend a week in Ostend.
I have a sense that people who visited Ostend after the First World War were deeply disappointed the moment they arrived. Ostend is a gigantic cage, erected in the architectural style of a universal exhibition, with dining rooms and sitting rooms that rejoice in the highest ceilings and mountains of plaster as befits a society constructed on the basis of dovetailing commonplaces and worn-out clichés. The splendiferous size of the edifices seemed to express an optimistic belief in the indefinite growth of the bourgeoisie: they were sizes to suit people who are taller and bigger than normal. Everything seemed a loose fit, perhaps because the cage was too big for its birds.
The Hotel Excelsior gave me a room with sea views, and, as the hotel was excellently situated, there was a wonderful panorama from my balcony. At bathing time, especially, the spectacle was truly stirring and varied. A sulfurous yellow that turned a damp gray when the sun went behind a cloud, the beach was home to every kind of human beast, male and female, dry and wet, young and old. It was a particularly strange ambience because of the preposterous airs people gave themselves. It was an endearing scenario.
Unfortunately I have always been extremely short-sighted, and my dismally myopic vision has never allowed me a clear view of what others contemplated with an enthusiasm they constrained and hid. Additionally, one had to pay over the odds for the bedroom’s prime location, and that led me, for various reasons, to ask for a more out-of-the-way room. To meet my request, they gave me one with no views whatsoever, situated in another wing of the hotel. Thanks to this switch, however, I became acquainted with a family from our country, the Fabregat family, about which the least I can say, now that I have accumulated a number of experiences, is that they were a most typical and representative Catalan family.
Our first contact was the day we went up in the lift together. I was reading a gossipy letter from a friend who was full of promise, the author of a book with a markedly art-for-art’s-sake flavor, entitled The Roast Almond Lesson and Other Prose Pieces. While I read his engaging news, slowly, I gripped the envelope and Sra Fabregat obligingly read on the sly the blurred details of the post mark. The word Barcelona must have made an immediate, unexpected impact, because she suddenly interrupted her husband who was telling her, if I’m not mistaken, about a lady by the name of Antonieta, planted herself in front of me, and with a pretentious flourish of her head and instant blushes she said: “So, senyor, you too are Catalan?”
“Yes, senyora …”
“How nice! Who’d have thought it! Allow me to introduce you to …”
Initially I was rather taken aback, but I then decided the scene was the expression of natural outpourings that were pleasing up to a point. Wherever we go, as people have noted, we are the most open-minded and astonishingly spontaneous of folk. We almost always believe that we have a pressing need to inform others about the trivial ins and outs of our lives — which we inevitably believe to be of paramount importance — never forgetting what goes by the name of ideas, ideas that usually voice our most elemental, highly personal preferences. This often means that, however amenable we try to be, we create a state of reticence and weariness in others.
By the time we had reached the door to the room — or rooms — of the Fabregats, they had already brought me up-to-date with myriad aspects of their lives: they’d told me that they possessed substantial wealth and enjoyed a fine reputation with their vast range of connections, both with friends and acquaintances. At the same time they peppered me with a series of futile, indiscreet questions that I answered as vaguely as I could. When we were saying our goodbyes, the wife informed me, as she shook my hand, that their young daughter was quite poorly because a pimple had appeared on the nape of her neck that had kept her awake all night. I took advantage of that revelation to declare reasonably emphatically that I was there to help in any way I could and that they had in me a true friend who was entirely at their disposition. I also offered a range of advice in terms of hydrotherapy and heliotherapy — sciences that were in their formative stage — and even ventured that the best thing for pimples on the nape of the neck remained a generous application of tincture of iodine. They seemed wholeheartedly grateful for these learned gems and we went our separate ways, after declaring it would be a real pleasure to meet up that afternoon.