“I never had the pleasure. You don’t like Vegas?”
“There’s nothing wrong with it that a hydrogen bomb and a lot of topsoil wouldn’t cure.”
“Did you enjoy yourself last night, Mr. Purcel?”
“Actually, I don’t remember much of what I did. I have blackouts, see? I wake up in the morning and don’t have a clue about where I was or who I was with.”
“Know where I met her?”
“Not interested.”
“She was a ticket taker in an art theater in Metairie. I thought she was the cutest thing I had ever seen. She looked like a little teenage girl with a woman’s jugs. You ever see skin like that on a woman? Or didn’t you notice?”
“I met your wife in town to talk about the death of your adopted daughter. We had a drink in a bar and went to the Depot and ordered a dinner we never ate. In the meantime, your family keeps showing up in our lives. I don’t see y’all as the offended party.”
“She’ll fuck your brains out and throw the rest of your body parts on the roadside. She fucked the governor of Louisiana right before he went to prison. The poor schmuck probably never figured out why she balled him. She collects stuffed heads. Hey, nobody complains. Felicity can have four orgasms in one night.”
“If you want to talk about your wife like that, it’s your business. I don’t want to hear it, Mr. Younger.”
“I’m a realist. I knew what she was when I married her. You go out with another guy’s wife, but you’re offended by profanity?”
Take a chance, Clete thought. “You know that dude who was following me and Miss Felicity around?”
“Which ‘dude’?”
“Driving a pickup, Kansas plates, rectangular face, maybe, what’s the gen on this guy?”
“The ‘gen’?”
“Yeah, the background. You know this guy?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“You know what bothers me most about your visit here, Mr. Younger? You haven’t made one mention of your daughter. Your wife wants to hire me to help find your daughter’s killer, but you show no curiosity at all about what I might know. You don’t show any rage, either. Most fathers who lose a daughter to a predator don’t want the guy cooled out. They want to feed him into an airplane propeller.”
“I didn’t raise the subject, Mr. Purcel, because I don’t think you know anything. I think you’re a rotund, self-deluded fellow who will bed another man’s wife and pretend he’s part of a noir tradition he learned about from watching too many movies. We checked you out. Wherever you go, you have the reputation of a court jester with dunce cap and bells, an alcoholic idiot who can’t keep his flagpole in his pants.”
“We were talking about your lack of anger or desire for revenge or even justice.”
“Anger is the stuff of theater. Revenge is a science, my friend. Stay away from my wife. The first time wasn’t altogether your fault. The second time won’t be nice.”
Clete felt his hands close and open involuntarily at his sides. “I guess you’re not a listener,” he said.
“And you look like you had a hard night,” Caspian said. He reached out with his fingernail and ticked the lipstick smear on Clete’s shirt. “I hope it’s worth it. When she gets rid of a cop — and there have been other cops before you — he’s usually ready to eat his gun. Can you see yourself eating your gun over a broad? Hey, I like this place. You get to stay here rent-free?”
Clete went back inside the cabin, his blood pressure throbbing in his wrists, a taste like copper pennies in his mouth. Gretchen had just gotten up. “Did you know you have lipstick on your shirt?” she said.
“Thanks for pointing that out.”
She looked through the window. “That’s Caspian Younger. I’ve seen his picture. He got in your face about his wife?”
“More or less. He wanted to convince me he’s a good loser. You know what it takes to be a good loser? Practice.”
“What’d you say to him?” she asked.
“I told him nothing happened. I don’t think he believed me.” He sat down at the breakfast table and rubbed his forehead. “Let’s go over a couple of things from last night. You tried to make the guy in the water give it up before you dropped him?”
“Were you in the sack with her?”
“No. And my private life is not the issue, Gretchen.”
“Maybe the guy got off one round. I’m not sure. I waited till the last second before I shot him. Then I couldn’t stop.”
“How do you feel about it?”
She was sitting in the chair across from him. She stared at the floor, her face still lined with sleep. She was wearing pink tennis shoes without socks, and somehow they made Clete feel guilty about the childhood she’d deserved but been denied. “I’m alive, he’s dead. What should I feel? I don’t feel anything,” she said.
“Don’t lie.”
“I fired on the truck in hot blood. I could have let the guy on the riverbank go. He had two holes in him. He probably would have bled out and died on the riverbank and wouldn’t have floated away. We’d know who he was. I blew it.”
“He was out to kill you, kid. He got what he deserved. I’m proud of you.”
“I heard a voice inside my head. The voice said, ‘Welcome back, baby doll,’ or something like that.”
Clete’s eyes went away from her and looked at nothing. “Like the voice that was telling you you’re back on that old-time rock and roll?” he said.
“I don’t like to think in those terms anymore.”
“You stood directly in front of a speeding truck and took everything they could throw at you. How many people have that kind of courage? Don’t you dare blame yourself for being the noble woman you are.”
“I don’t need the Valium, Dad.”
“Don’t be smart. You belong to a special club. You paid a lot of dues to join it. Stop beating up on yourself, and don’t ever mock our relationship.”
Her face showed no expression and he wondered if he had said too much.
“Who were those guys? Who sent them?” she said.
“Think of it this way: At least one of them won’t be back.”
“I want to be a film director. I’m supposed to go over on the east side of the Divide in two days. How’d we end up in this mess?”
He didn’t answer. He got an ice tray and a bottle of grape juice and a bottle of Canada Dry out of the refrigerator and filled two glasses. He dropped a lime slice in each. “This is the best drink in the world, did you know that?” he said. “You’re my kid. In spite of the fact that your old man was a deadbeat and a drunk, you turned out to be the best kid on the planet. None of this other stuff means diddly-squat on a rock. You roger that?”
“You’re the worst actor I’ve ever known,” she replied. “But you’re a good guy just the same. Now change your shirt, for Christ’s sake.”
That afternoon I was watering Albert’s flowers for him when I saw Sheriff Elvis Bisbee come up the driveway in a cruiser. He walked into the yard and stood in the shade of the house, a manila envelope in his hand, a relaxed expression on his face. Clete was grilling hamburgers up on the deck, glancing over his shoulder at us, pressing a spatula down on the meat.
“I want to talk with you and your pal at the same time, Mr. Robicheaux,” the sheriff said.
Clete closed the top on the barbecue and came down the steps into the shade. The wind was up, the air cool and smelling of cut grass and the water sprinklers in the yard; Albert’s horses were galloping in the pasture, hooves drumming, tails flagging. It was a fine afternoon. I didn’t want to be at odds with the sheriff, who seemed an admirable man.