In the back the Magic Marker line of his buttocks spread wide, a sketchy black on pink like a funnies page. Zoë came up, slow, from behind and gave him a shove. His arms slipped forward, off the railing, out over the street. Beer spilled out of his bottle, raining twenty stories down to the street.
“Hey, what are you doing?!” he said, whipping around. He stood straight and readied and moved away from the railing, sidestepping Zoë. “What the hell are you doing?”
“Just kidding,” she said. “I was just kidding.” But he gazed at her, appalled and frightened, his Magic Marker buttocks turned away now toward all of downtown, a naked pseudo-woman with a blue bracelet at the wrist, trapped out on a balcony with — with what? “Really, I was just kidding!” Zoë shouted. The wind lifted the hair up off her head, skyward in spines behind the bone. If there were a lake, the moonlight would dance across it in conniptions. She smiled at him, and wondered how she looked.
Places to Look for Your Mind
THE SIGN SAID “WELCOME TO AMERICA,” in bold red letters. Underneath, in smaller blue, Millie had spelled out John Spee. Comma, John Spee. She held it up against her chest like a locket, something pressed against the heart for luck: a pledge of allegiance. She was waiting for a boy she didn’t know, someone she’d never even seen a photograph of, an English acquaintance of her daughter Ariel’s. Ariel was on a junior semester abroad, and the boy was the brother of one of her Warwickshire dormmates. He was an auto mechanic in Surrey, and because he’d so badly wanted to come to the States, Ariel had told him that if he needed a place, he could stay with her parents in New Jersey. She had written ahead to inform them. “I told John Spee he could stay in Michael’s old room, unless you are still using it as an ‘office.’ In which case he can stay in mine.”
Office in quotation marks. Millie had once hoped to start a business in that room, something to do with recycling and other environmental projects. She had hoped to be hired on a consultant basis, but every time she approached a business or community organization they seemed confounded as to what they would consult her for. For a time Millie had filled the room with business cards and supplies and receipts for various expenses in case she ever filed a real tax form. Her daughter and her husband had rolled their eyes and looked, embarrassed, in the other direction.
“Office.” Ariel made her quotation marks as four quick slashes, not the careful sixes and nines Millie had been trained long ago to write. There was something a bit spoiled about Ariel, a quiet impudence, which troubled Millie. She had written back to her daughter, “Your father and I have no real objections, and certainly it will be nice to meet your friend. But you must check with us next time before you volunteer our home.” She had stressed our home with a kind of sternness that lingered regretlessly. “You mustn’t take things for granted.” It was costing them good money to send Ariel abroad. Millie herself had never been to England. Or anywhere, when you got right down to it. Once, as a child, she had been to Florida, but she remembered so little of it. Mostly just the glare of the sky, and some vague and shuddering colors.
People filed out from the Newark customs gate, released and weary, one of them a thin, red-haired boy of about twenty. He lit a cigarette, scanned the crowd, and then, spying Millie, headed toward her. He wore an old, fraying camel hair sports jacket, sneakers of blue, man-made suede, and a baseball cap, which said Yankees, an ersatz inscription.
“Are you Mrs. Keegan?” he asked, pronouncing it Kaygan.
“Um, yes, I am,” Millie said, and blushed as if surprised. She let the sign, which with its crayoned and overblown message now seemed ludicrous, drop to her side. Her other hand she thrust out in greeting. She tried to smile warmly but wondered if she looked “fakey,” something Ariel sometimes accused her of. “It’s like you’re doing everything from a magazine article,” Ariel had said. “It’s like you’re trying to be happy out of a book.” Millie owned several books about trying to be happy.
John shifted his cigarette into his other hand and shook Millie’s. “John Spee,” he said. He pronounced it Spay. His hand was big and bony, like a chicken claw.
“Well, I hope your flight was uneventful,” said Millie.
“Oh, not really,” said John. “Sat next to a bloke with stories about the Vietnam War and watched two movies about it. The Deer Hunter and, uh, I forget the other.” He seemed apprehensive yet proud of himself for having arrived where he’d arrived.
“Do you have any more luggage than that? Is that all you have?”
“ ’Zall I got!” he chirped, holding a small duffel bag and turning around just enough to let Millie see his U.S. Army knapsack.
“You don’t want this sign, do you?” asked Millie. She creased it, folded it in quarters like a napkin, and shoved it into her own bag. Over the PA system a woman’s voice was repeating, “Mr. Boone, Mr. Daniel Boone. Please pick up the courtesy line.”
“Isn’t that funny,” said Millie.
On the drive home to Terracebrook, John Spee took out a pack of Johnny Parliaments and chain-smoked. He told Millie about his life in Surrey, his mates at the pub there, in a suburb called Worcester Park. “Never was much of a student,” he said, “so there was no chance of me going to university.” He spoke of the scarcity of work and of his “flash car,” which he had sold to pay for the trip. He had worked six years as an auto mechanic, a job that he had quit to come here. “I may stay in the States a long time,” he said. “I’m thinking of New York City. Wish I hadn’t had to sell me flash car, though.” He looked out at a souped-up Chevrolet zooming by them.
“Yes, that’s too bad,” said Millie. What should she say? On the car radio there was news of the garbage barge, and she turned it up to hear. It had been rejected by two states and two foreign countries, and was floating, homeless, toward Texas. “I used to have a kind of business,” she explained to John. “It was in garbage and trash recycling. Nothing really came of it, though.” The radio announcer was quoting something now. The wretched refuse of our teeming shores, he was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was saying.
“Now I’m taking a college course through the mail,” Millie said, then reddened. This had been her secret. Even Hane didn’t know. “Don’t tell my husband,” she added quickly. “He doesn’t know. He doesn’t quite approve of my interest in business. He’s a teacher. Religious studies at the junior college.”
John gazed out at the snag of car dealerships and the fast-food shacks of Route 22. “Is he a vicar or something?” He inhaled his cigarette, holding the smoke in like a thought.
“Oh, no,” said Millie. She sighed a little. Hane did go to church every Sunday. He was, she knew, a faithful man. She herself had stopped going regularly over a year ago. Now she went only once in a while, like a visit to an art museum, and it saddened Hane, but she just couldn’t help it. “It’s not my thing,” she had said to her husband. It was a phrase she had heard Ariel use, and it seemed a good one, powerful with self-forgiveness, like Ariel herself.
“The traffic on this route is almost always heavy,” said Millie. “But everyone drives very fast, so it doesn’t slow you down.”
John glanced sideways at her. “You look a little like Ariel,” he said.