"If I am right, then you should hear it, too," the troll called after him.
"Talk to me, Chumley," I said. "That's probably the closest you'll ever hear to an apology from Aahz, anyway."
"Quite right. Where was I? Oh, yes. Even if Aahz's appraisal of the reaction to your success is correct, it shouldn't have too much impact on your work. The small fry may go to other magicians, but you've been trying to cut down on unimportant jobs anyway. When someone is really in trouble, they're going to want the best available magician working on it... and right now, that means you."
I thought about what he was saying, weighing it carefully in my mind.
"Even if Aahz is just a little right," I said, "I'm not wild about having any ill feeling generated about me at the Bazaar. Admiration I don't mind, but envy makes me uneasy."
"Now that you'll just have to get used to," the troll laughed, clapping a hand lightly on my shoulder.
"Whether you know it or not, that's been building for some time ... long before this dragon poker thing came up. You've got a lot going for you, Skeeve, and as long as you do, there will be blokes who envy it."
"So you really think the dragon poker rumors are harmless?"
"Quite right. Really, what harm can come from idle gossip?"
"You know, Chumley, you aren't wrong very often. But when you miss, you really miss."
We looked up to find Aahz leaning in the doorway.
"What's wrong, Aahz? You look like someone just served you water when you were expecting wine."
My partner didn't even smile at my attempted humor.
"Worse than that," he said. "That was the Geek downstairs."
"We know. What did he want?"
"I was hoping he had come to pick up Markie for her father...." Aahz's voice trailed off to nothing.
"I take it he didn't?" I prompted.
"No, he didn't. In fact, the subject never came up."
Almost without thinking, my partner's hand groped for his oversized goblet of wine.
"He had an invitation ... no, make that a challenge. The Sen-Sen Ante Kid has heard about Skeeve here. He wants a showdown match of head-to-head dragon poker. The Geek is making the arrangements."
Chapter Ten:
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!"
-L. BORGIA
"JUST let the energy flow."
"That's easy for you to say!"
"Did I stutter?"
"You know, Hot Stuff, maybe it would be better if I..."
"Quit talking and concentrate, Massha."
"You started it."
"And I'm finishing it. Focus on the candle!"
If some of that sounds vaguely familiar, it should. It's the old ‘light the candle' game. Theoretically, it builds a student's confidence. In actuality, it's a pain in the butt.
Apprentices hate the candle drill. I did when I was an apprentice. It's a lot more fun when you're on the teaching end.
"Come on, Skeeve. I'm getting too old to learn this stuff."
"And you're getting older the longer you stall, apprentice. Remember, you came to me to learn magic. Just because we've gotten distracted from time to time doesn't mean I've forgotten completely. Now light the candle."
She turned her attention to the exercise again with a mutter I chose to ignore.
I had been thinking hard about my conversations with Aahz and Chumley. The whole question of what to do about the challenge from the Kid was touchy enough that for once I decided to seek the counsel of my advisors before making a commitment I might later regret.
Wiser heads than mine were addressing the dilemma at this very moment. Unfortunately, aforesaid wiser heads were in total disagreement as to what course of action to follow.
Aahz was in favor of refusing the match, while Chumley insisted that a refusal would only inflame the situation. He maintained that the only sane way out would be to face the Kid and lose (no one seriously thought I would have a chance in such a game), thereby getting me off the hot seat once and for all. The main problem with that solution was that it involved voluntarily giving up a substantial amount of money... and Aahz wouldn't hear of it.
As the battle raged on, I thought about the earlier portions of our conversations. I thought about parenthood and responsibility. Then I went looking for Massha.
When we first met, Massha was holding down a job as court magician for one of the city-states in the dimension of Jahk... that's right. Where they hold the Big Game every year. The problem was that she didn't really know any magic. She was what is known in the field as a mechanic, and all her powers were purchased across the counter in the form of rings, pendants, and other magical devices. After she saw us strut our stuff in the Big Game, she decided to try to learn some of the non-mechanical variety of magic... and for some unknown reason picked or picked on me to provide her with lessons.
Now, to say the least, I had never thought of Massha as a daughter, but she was my apprentice and therefore a responsibility I had accepted. Unfortunately, I had dodged that responsibility more often than not for the very reasons Aahz had listed: I was unsure of my own abilities and therefore afraid of making a mistake. What I hadn't done was give it my best shot, win or lose. That realization sparked me into a new resolve that if anything happened to Massha in the future, it wouldn't be because I hadn't at least tried to teach her what she asked.
I was also aware that I wanted to learn more about any problems Chumley and Tananda were having, as well as getting a better fix on just who or what Bunny was. At this moment, however, Tananda was absent and Chumley was arguing with Aahz, putting that objective on hold. Bunny was around somewhere, but given a choice between her and Massha, I opted for addressing old obligations before plunging into new ones.
Ergo, I rousted out Massha for a long-overdue magic lesson.
"It's just not working, Skeeve. I told you I can't do it."
She sank back in her chair dejected and scowled at the floor. Curious, I reached over and felt the candle wick.
It wasn't even warm.
"Not bad," I lied. "You're showing some improvement."
"Don't kid a kidder." Massha grimaced. "I'm not getting anywhere."
"Could you light it with one of your rings?"
She spread her fingers and made a quick inventory.
"Sure. This little trinket right here could do the job, but that's not the point."
"Bear with me. How does it work? Or, more important, how does it feel when it works?"
She gave a quick shrug.
"There's nothing to it. You see, this circle around the stone here moves, and I rotate it according to how tight a beam I want. Pressing the back of the ring activates it, so all I have to do is aim it and relax. The ring does all the work."
"That's it!" I exclaimed, snapping my fingers.
"What's it?"
"Never mind. Keep going. How does it feel?"
"Well," she frowned thoughtfully. "It sort of tingles. It's like I was a hose and there was water rushing through me and out the ring."
"Bingo!"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Listen, Massha. Listen closely."
I was speaking carefully now, trying hard to contain my excitement over what I hoped was a major breakthrough.
"Our problem with teaching you non-mechanical magic is that you don't believe in it! I mean, you know that it exists and all, but you don't believe that you can do it. You're working hard at overcoming that every time you try to cast a spell, and that's the problem: You try ... You work hard. You know you've got to believe, so you work hard at overcoming that disbelief every time you ..."
"Yeah. So?"