"Oh." I didn't know whether to feel disappointment or relief.
"About Bunny?" my partner prompted.
The mobster shrugged. "What's to say that hasn't already been said? She's my niece, he's one of my favorite chieftains. I thought it would be a good idea to put ‘em close to each other and see if anything happened."
"I ... I don't know," I said thoughtfully. "I mean, Bunny's nice enough ... especially now that I know she isn't the Ax. I just don't think I'm ready to get married yet."
"Didn't say you were," Don Bruce shrugged. "Don't get me wrong, Skeeve. I'm not tryin' to push you into this. I know it'll take time. Like I said, I just fixed it so you two could meet and see if anything develops... that's all. If it works out, fine. If it doesn't, also fine. I'm not about to try to force things or kid myself that you two will make a pair if you won't. If nothing else, you've got a pretty good accountant while you find out... and from lookin' over your financial figures you could use one."
"Izzatso?"
He had finally tweaked Aahz close to home ... or his wallet, which in his case is the same thing.
"What's wrong with our finances? We're doing okay."
"Okay isn't soarin'. You boys got no plan. The way I see it, you've spent so much time livin' hand-to-mouth you've never learned what to do with money except stack it and spend it. Bunny can show you how to make your money work for you."
Aahz rubbed his chin thoughtfully. It was interesting to see my partner caught between pride and greed.
"I dunno," he said at last. "It sounds good, and we'll probably look into it eventually, but we're a little tight right now."
"The way I hear it, you're tight all the time," Don Bruce commented dryly.
"No. I mean right now we're really tight for finances. We've got a lot of capital tied up in the big game tonight."
"Big game? What big game?"
"Skeeve is going head to head with the Sen-Sen Ante Kid at dragon poker tonight. It's a challenge match."
"That's why I wanted to talk to you about Bunny," I said. "Since I thought she was the Ax, I didn't want her around to cause trouble at the game."
"Why didn't anyone tell me about this game?" Don Bruce demanded. "It wasn't in your report!"
"It's come up since then."
"What are the stakes?"
I looked at Aahz. I had been so busy trying to learn how dragon poker was played that I had never gotten around to asking about the stakes.
For some reason, my partner suddenly looked uncomfortable.
"Table stakes," he said.
"Table stakes?" I frowned. "What's that?"
I half-expected him to tell me he'd explain later, but instead he addressed the subject with surprising enthusiasm.
"In a table stakes game, each of you starts with a certain amount of money. Then you play until one of you is out of chips, or..."
"I know what table stakes are," Don Bruce interrupted. "What I want to know is how much you're playing for."
Aahz hesitated, then shrugged. "A quarter of a million each." .
"A QUARTER OF A MILLION???"
I hadn't hit that note since my voice changed.
"Didn't you know?" the mobster scowled.
"We hadn't told him," my partner sighed. "I was afraid that if he knew what the stakes were, he'd clutch. We were just going to give him the stack of chips to play without telling him how much they were worth."
"A quarter of a million?" I repeated, a little hoarser this time.
"See?" Aahz grinned. "You're clutching."
"But, Aahz, do we have a quarter of a million to spare?"
My partner's grin faded and he started avoiding my eyes.
"I can answer that one, Skeeve," Don Bruce said.
"No one has a quarter of a million to spare. Even if you've got it, you don't have it to spare, know what I mean?"
"It's not going to take all our money," Aahz said slowly. "The others have chipped in out of their savings, too: Tananda, Chumley, Massha, even Guido and Nunzio. We've all got a piece of the action."
"Us too," the mobster declared. "Put the Mob down for half."
I'm not sure who was more surprised, Aahz or me.
But Aahz recovered first.
"That's nice of you, Don Bruce, but you don't understand what's really happening here. Skeeve here is a rank beginner at the game. He had one lucky night, and by the time the rumor mill got through with it, he had drawn a challenge from the Kid. He can't refuse without looking foolish, and with the Ax on the loose we can't afford any bad press we can avoid. That's why we're pooling our money, so Skeeve can go in there and lose gracefully. The actual outcome is preordained. The Kid's going to eat him alive."
"... And maybe you weren't listening earlier," the mobster shot back. "If Skeeve looks bad, we look bad.
The Mob backs its people, especially when it comes to public image. Win or lose, we're in for half, okay?"
"If you say so," Aahz shrugged.
"... And try to save me a couple seats. I'm gonna want to see my boy in action-firsthand."
"It'll cost!"
"Did I ask? Just... "
I wasn't really listening to the conversation any more.
I hadn't realized before just how solidly my friends were behind me.
A quarter of a million .. .
Right then something solidified in my mind that had been hovering there for several days now. Whatever the others thought, I was going to try my best to win this game!
Chapter Seventeen:
"Shut up and deal!"
-F.D.R.
THERE was an aura of expectation over the Bazaar that night as we set out for the Even-Odds. At first I thought I was just seeing things differently because of my anticipation and nervousness. As we walked, however, it became more and more apparent that it was not simply my imagination.
Not a single vendor or shop shill approached us, not a Deveel hailed us with a proposed bargain. On the contrary, as we proceeded along the aisles, conversation and business ground to a halt as everyone turned to watch us pass. A few called out their wishes of "good luck" or friendly gibes about seeing me after the game, but for the most part they simply stared in silent fascination.
If I had ever had any doubts as to the existence or extent of the rumor mill and grapevine at the Bazaar, that night put them to rest forever. Everybody and I mean everybody knew who I was, where I was going, and what was waiting for me.
In some ways it was fun. I've noted earlier that I generally kept a low profile in the immediate neighborhood and have gotten used to walking around unnoticed. My recent shopping trips had gained me a certain notoriety, but it was nothing compared to this. Tonight, I was a full-blown celebrity! Realizing the uncertainty of the game's outcome, I decided to seize the moment and play my part to the hilt.
To a certain degree it was easy. We already made quite a procession. Guido and Nunzio were decked out in their working clothes of trench coats and weapons and preceded us, clearing a path through the gawkers.
Tananda and Chumley brought up the rear looking positively grim as they eyeballed anyone who seemed to be edging too close. Aahz was walking just ahead of me, carrying our stake money in two large bags. If anyone entertained the thought of intercepting us for the money, all they had to do was look at Aahz's swagger and the gleam in his yellow eyes, and they would suddenly decide there were easier ways to get rich... like wrestling dragons or panning for gold in a swamp.
We had left Markie back at our place over her loud and indignant protests. I had stood firm, though. This game was going to be rough enough without having her around as a distraction. Massha had volunteered to stay with her, claiming she was far too nervous about the game to enjoy watching it anyway.