The room came to life, everybody talking or laughing at the same time. I felt like I had just passed some kind of initiation ritual. A wave of relief broke over me ... but it was tinged with something else. I found myself liking the Kid. Young or not, he was definitely not the boogey-man I had been expecting.
"Thanks, Kid," I said quietly, taking advantage of the cover noise. "I must admit, I appreciate someone else who can laugh at themselves. I have to do it so often myself."
"Ain't that the truth," he murmured back, glancing around to be sure no one else was listening in. "If you let it, all this stuff can go to your head. Say, would you like a drink or something before we get started?"
"That confident I'm not," I laughed. "I want to have a clear head when we square off."
"Suit yourself," he shrugged.
Before I could say anything else, he turned to the crowd and raised his voice again. "Can you keep it down?" he roared. "We're ready to play cards up here!"
Like magic, the noise stopped and all eyes turned to the two of us again.
I found myself wishing I had accepted the drink.
Chapter Eighteen:
"Cast your fate to the winds."
-L.BERNSTEIN
THE table was waiting for us. There were only two chairs with chips stacked neatly in front of them.
I had a sudden moment of panic when I realized I didn't know which chair was facing south, but Aahz came to my rescue. Darting out of the crowd, he pulled out one chair and held it for me to sit in. To the crowd it looked like a polite gesture, but my friends knew I had come dangerously close to changing the rules I had labored so hard to memorize.
"Cards!" the Kid ordered, holding out one hand as he eased into the chair facing me.
A new deck materialized in his hand. He examined it like a glass of fine wine, holding it up to the light to be sure the wrapping was intact and even sniffing the seal to be sure the factory glue was the same.
Satisfied, he offered the deck to me. I smiled and spread my hands to show I was satisfied. I mean, heck!
If he hadn't found anything wrong, it was a cinch that I wouldn't be able to detect any foul play.
The gesture seemed to impress him though, and he gave me a small bow before opening the deck. Once the cards were out of the box, his pudgy fingers seemed to take on a life of their own. Moving swiftly, they removed the jokers and cast them aside, then began peeling cards off the deck two at a time, one from the top and one from the bottom.
Watching the process, I began to realize why his handshake had been so gentle. Large as they were, this fingers were graceful, delicate, and sensitive as they went about their task. These were not the hands of a rough laborer, or even a fighter. They existed to do one thing: to handle a deck of cards.
By now the deck had been rough mixed. The Kid scooped up the pile, squared it, then gave it several quick shuffles. His moves were so precise he didn't even have to re-square the deck when he was done... just set it on the center of the table.
"Cut for deal? "he asked.
I repeated my earlier gesture. "Be my guest."
Even this seemed to impress the Kid... and the crowd. A low murmur rippled around the room as the pluses and minuses of my move were discussed. The truth of the matter was that after watching the Kid handle the deck, I was embarrassed to show my own lack of skill.
He reached for the deck, and the cards sprang to life again. With a hypnotic rhythm he began cutting the deck and riffing the cards together, all the while staring at me with unblinking eyes. I knew I was being psyched out, but was powerless to fight the effect.
"For the ante, shall we say one thousand?"
"Let's say five thousand." I returned.
The rhythm faltered. The Kid realized he had slipped and moved swiftly to cover it. Setting the cards aside for a moment, he reached for his chips.
"Five thousand it is," he said, tossing a handful into the center of the table. "And ... my trademark."
A small white breath mint followed the chips into the pot.
I was counting out my own chips when something occurred to me.
"How much is that worth?" I said, pointing at the mint.
That surprised my opponent.
"What? The mint? One copper a roll. But you don't have to..."
Before he had finished speaking I added a small coin to my chips, pushed them into the center of the table, grabbed his mint, and popped it into my mouth.
This time the audience actually gasped before lapsing into silence. For several heartbeats there was no sound in the room except the mint crunching between my teeth. I almost regretted my bold move. The mint was incredibly strong.
Finally the Kid grinned.
"I see. You eat my luck, eh? Good. Very good. You'll find, though, that it takes more than that to disturb my game."
His tone was jovial, but his eyes darkened even more than they had been and his shuffling took on a sharper, more vengeful tone. I knew I has scored a hit.
I stole a glance at Aahz, who winked at me broadly.
"Cut!"
The deck was in front of me. Moving with forced nonchalance, I cut the deck roughly in half, then leaned back in my chair. While I tried to appear casual, inside I was crossing my fingers and toes and everything else crossable. I had devised my strategy on my own and hadn't discussed it with anyone ... not even Aahz. Now we got to see how it worked.
One card... two cards... three cards came gliding across the table to me, face down. They slid to a stop neatly aligned, another tribute to the Kid's skill, and lay there like land mines.
I ignored them, waiting for the next card.
It came, coasting to a stop face up next to its brethren. It was the seven of diamonds and the Kid dealt himself.. .
The ten of diamonds. A ten!
The rules came back to me like a song I didn't want to remember. A ten face up meant my seven was dead ... valueless.
"So much for eating my luck, eh?" the Kid chuckled, taking a quick glance at his hole cards. "My ten will go ... five thousand."
"...And up five."
The gasp from the crowd was louder this time... possibly because my coaches had joined in. I heard Aahz clear his throat noisily, but wouldn't look in his direction. The Kid was staring at me in undisguised surprise. Apparently he had either expected me to fold or call... possibly because that would have been the sane thing to do.
"You're awfully proud of that dead card," he said thoughtfully. "All right. I'll call. Pot's right."
Two more cards floated onto the table face up. I got a ten! The ten of clubs, to be specific. That canceled his ten and made my seven live again.
The Kid got the unicorn of hearts. Wild card! Now I had ten-seven high against his pair of tens showing.
Terrific.
"I won't try to kid you." My opponent smiled. "A pair of tens is worth ... twenty thousand."
"... And up twenty."
The Kid's smile faded. His eyes flicked quickly to my cards, then he nodded. "Call."
No comment. No witty banter. I had him thinking.
The next cards were en route. The three of hearts slid into my lineup. A dead card. Opposing it, the Kid got...
The ten of hearts!
I was now looking at three tens against my ten-seven high! For a moment my resolve wavered, but I shored it up again. I was in too far to change now.
The Kid was eyeing me thoughtfully. "I don't suppose you'd go thirty on that?" he said.
"I'll not only go it, I'll raise you thirty."
There were muffled exclamations of disbelief in the room... and some not so muffled. I recognized the voices of some of the latter.
The Kid just shook his head and pushed the appropriate number of chips into the pot without a word.