Eddie, said Molly. I have seen and done bad things in my time, but never anything as cold-blooded as this. Enemies forced into half-life, denied the release of death, held as slaves until they wear out This isn t right, Eddie.
No, it isn t, I said. But it s necessary. There has to be someone here to fight for the Hall and the family on the few occasions, like this, when we can t fight for ourselves. There has to be something here awful enough to frighten off those who aren t frightened enough of Droods. Remember when the grounds were overrun by the army of Accelerated Men? Suicide soldiers sent in to kill us all, men and women and children? We used the scarecrows to guard the perimeter while we went out in our armour to meet the Accelerated Men head-to-head and hand-to-hand. They came to slaughter us, to wipe us out, and we killed them all. But that wasn t enough. A message had to be sent to those watching from a distance.
So we took the bodies of the Accelerated Men, all of them, and made them into scarecrows. Stuffed with straw, hanging on their crosses, waiting to be called. Because that s what you get for threatening our children.
Look at them, Molly. There are hundreds of them. More appearing all the time. I don t know how many there are; I ve never cared enough to find out. I m sure someone knows the exact number and keeps a watchful eye on them so the rest of us don t have to. Duties and responsibilities for all of us. Remember? It s enough that the family is protected, Molly. We don t need to know all the details. It s enough that our enemies know what we re capable of.
It s times like this, said Molly, that I want to bring your family down more than ever.
We only do such awful things, I said, because our enemies are capable of so much worse. It s necessary.
Very good, Eddie. Now try saying it like you mean it. You don t approve of this, Eddie! You couldn t! You said yourself, the grounds are lousy with defences! Why do you need bloody scarecrows?
Because of the effect they have, I said. Because they upset people just the way they re upsetting you now. I might not approve but the needs of the family are always going to be bigger than the needs of one man.
Oh, very good, Eddie! That s a fine Drood answer! I m sure that s what your ancestors said when they sold your souls to the Heart!
She turned her back on me. I m sure she would have liked to stride away, but she couldn t bring herself to walk through the ranks and rows of scarecrows.
I let her have her moment while I went about my necessary business. I sent the scarecrows out to guard the perimeter of the grounds, with strict orders to keep everyone out until I said otherwise, but not to kill unless they were under actual attack. They turned and stomped off onto the grounds, on their stiff scarecrow legs, lurching along like the dead straw men they were. I could have sent Molly off on some errand, away from the copse of beech trees, but I made up my mind a long time ago that I would never keep secrets from my Molly. All the good and all the bad in me; she had to see it all if we were to have any chance of a future together. It s not easy loving a Drood.
Ask the undine.
When the scarecrows were all gone, I set off across the grounds again, and Molly walked stiffly at my side, staring straight ahead, saying nothing. I could have said any number of things, but I didn t. This was something she had to work out for herself. Finally we came to the new earth barrow at the far end of the grounds the huge earth mound where the Armourer had buried the severed dragon s head I d brought back from Germany. (Well, I say he buried it, but I very much doubt he did it himself. That s what lab assistants are for.) I d found the dragon s head while scoping out Castle Frankenstein, then home to my family s mortal enemies, the Immortals. Apparently the fifteenth-century Baron Frankenstein cut the dragon s head off when it menaced the local populace, but such ancient creatures are very hard to kill. The Baron buried the severed head under what became a hill, overlooking the Rhine River. I got into conversation with the dragon s head (my world s like that some days), and it seemed a pleasant enough creature, much mellowed by its long centuries under the hill, so I had it transported back home with me. The Armourer swears he ll find a way to grow it a new body. He s always wanted to have his very own pet dragon, if only so he can cock a snook at all the other secret organisations that don t have one.
Sometimes I get the feeling the Armourer isn t entirely all there.
Two great golden eyes opened in the side of the great earth barrow and regarded Molly and me thoughtfully. Molly jumped, despite herself, and punched me hard in the arm.
You could have warned me!
Sorry, said the dragon, in its warm, comfortable voice. It s just that I do so love company. The Armourer often comes out here to spend time with me, and many of his assistants and any number of other Droods but after all the centuries I spent under that hill, I m reluctant to miss an opportunity.
So, how are you settling in? I said. Just to be saying something.
Very nicely, thank you, Eddie. Is this the wild witch herself, your lady love, Molly Metcalf? She is just as beautiful as you said she was.
Molly looked at me. You primed him to say that.
This is a dragon, I pointed out. Very hard to get a dragon to say anything he doesn t want to.
I like the view here, said the dragon. Not as dramatic as the Rhine, but this is a much more peaceful location. And the company is much more convivial. The Immortals never lowered themselves to speak with me. Just dumped their rubbish on my hill. Arrogant little tossers. Too busy messing up the world to stop and chat with a mere dragon s head. I like it much better here. The younger Droods are always popping out to sit around the mound and talk about all kinds of things. I had no idea the world had changed so much since my time. You miss a lot, buried under a hill. The Armourer s promised to set up something called a television for me, and I am looking forward to that. I like the children, too. Always coming and going It makes me feel like part of the family. And it s good to be in a garden again, to be a part of Nature once more, to see the flight of birds and hear their song, to see the animals running to and fro, to feel the silent pulse of growing things all around.
Sorry to interrupt you, I said, and I genuinely was. But something bad has happened to the Hall and my family. Did you see anything?
There was a great roar, said the dragon slowly. Not a living sound, not a thing of the natural world. And after that, everything went quiet. No one s been out to talk to me in ever such a long time. Has something happened to the family, Eddie?
Yes, I said. But don t worry. Molly and I are on the case. We ll put everything back the way it should be.
I wish there was something I could do to help; but I m just a head. The Armourer has promised me a body, but that s still a long way off in the Future.
Keep an eye on things for me, I said. And don t talk to any strangers.
The dragon chuckled. Not much else I could do to them. Though I could shout Boo! very loudly if they came close enough.
You are happy to be here? said Molly.
You don t feel you re held here against your will?
Of course not, Molly. Eddie brought me here, brought me home. I love being a Drood. They re very dragonlike, in their way.
We made our good-byes and walked on. Molly strode along beside me, thinking so hard I could practically hear it. Finally she started talking again, though at rather than to me.
I just don t get you, Eddie. Or your family. You dig up a dragon s head and bring it back with you like it s some stray dog you found, because you felt sorry for it. Your family adopts it and makes it part of the family. But you re also the kind of people who make those bloody scarecrows.