No, none of them had known Morey Gilbert personally, and as far as they knew, neither had Rose. The daughter had visited her mother every day, and couldn’t imagine being unaware of any friendship between the two elderly people. ‘We shopped at the nursery occasionally,’ she told them, ‘and he might have waited on us once or twice. I honestly can’t remember.’
‘Any reason for your mother to have his number in her address book?’ Gino had asked.
‘They stick plastic stakes with the nursery number on it in every plant. I suppose she might have copied it from one of those.’
They’d asked a few more questions after that: what Rose Kleber did with her time, what organizations she belonged to, and the hardest one of all, about the tattoo on her arm. But the family knew nothing about her time in the camps half a century ago. She had always refused to talk about it.
Gino popped his door and propped it open the minute Magozzi stopped the car. ‘That was a bummer,’ he grumbled, dispelling the gloomy silence that had ridden with them all the way from the house of Rose Kleber’s daughter. ‘But you know what? That was genuine grieving. That’s what Lily Gilbert and that drunken sleazebag son of hers should be doing, unless, of course, one of them killed the poor old guy.’
Magozzi sighed and unfastened his seat belt. ‘People grieve in different ways, Gino.’
‘You know, that’s such a load of crap. It might look different on the outside, but you can tell when people are broken up because somebody died, and I’m telling you, I don’t see it with the Gilberts – except maybe a little with Marty. I’m beginning to think he was the only one of the bunch that really cared about the old man. Jesus, Leo, have I mentioned lately that this is the scabbiest, sorriest-looking scrap of yard I ever saw in my whole life?’
And with that, Gino set aside the grief of Rose Kleber’s family, the murders, the investigation, and stepped into the here and now, dragging Magozzi along with him.
Magozzi took a breath, felt lighter, and grinned at his partner. ‘Not lately.’
They got out of the car and walked across spears of green with large patches of dirt between them. ‘You know what this looks like? It looks like Viegs’s head, with all that scalp showing between the hair plugs.’
‘It’s supposed to look like this,’ Magozzi said defensively. ‘It’s called xeri-scaping.’
‘Zero-scaping?’
‘No, xeri, with an x.’
‘Did you just make that up?’
‘No, I did not just make that up. It’s a design term, for when you use native plants that don’t require a lot of care.’
‘You mean like all those dandelions and quack grass?’
‘Exactly.’ Magozzi unlocked the door and gestured Gino inside. ‘Grab the brats while I fire up the grill.’
By the time Magozzi had a nice bed of coals smoldering in the duct-taped Weber, Gino was finished with his kitchen prep and had wandered into the living room. He looked around at the bare walls, the leather recliner, and the single side table with one of those cheapo high-intensity lamps. ‘So what do you call this? Xeri-decorating?’
‘No, this is Minimalism.’
Gino shook his head. ‘This is pathetic. Looks exactly the way it did the day your ex cleaned you out. You need to do something with this place.’
‘Hey, you didn’t have to come here for lunch, you know. If you don’t like the ambience, you can go home and eat.’
‘Oh no I can’t. First of all, I left my brats and twelve-year cheddar here yesterday, and second of all, the in-laws are only on photo album number three in a series of ten from their last cruise. God love ’em, they’re beautiful people, but they’ve been here for four days and sometimes you just gotta take a step back. Seriously, Leo, how long are you going to live in a place that looks like an abandoned warehouse? It’s like you put your whole life on hold the day Heather left, and that ain’t healthy.’
‘First of all, I put my life on hold the day I married Heather, I started to get healthy the day she walked out, and second of all, single guys do not spend their free time at feng shui seminars at Wally’s World of Furniture. It’s not macho.’
Gino grunted. ‘Well this sure isn’t macho. Macho is a big-screen TV and a wet bar. This is just plain empty, like nobody lives here. You ever hear the expression a man’s home is a reflection of the man?’
‘From what I’ve seen, a man’s home is the reflection of the woman he lives with.’
‘Are you talking about my house?’
‘Actually, I was talking about this place when Heather lived here.’ But he was thinking about big bad Gino with a gun living in a house of soft upholstery, dried flowers, and herbal wreaths. A girlie house. Angela’s house. Not a big-screen TV or a wet bar in sight. It always smelled like the garlic and basil sauce that was forever simmering on the stove, and occasionally, baby powder. ‘And maybe yours, too, yeah.’
Gino rocked back on his heels, grinning. ‘Which proves my point. My house is a perfect reflection of who I am. I’m the man who loves Angela.’
Half an hour later, Magozzi was finishing his third brat. ‘These are unbelievable.’
‘Told you,’ Gino said around a mouthful. ‘The real secret is in the precook – you got to simmer brats in beer and onions before you grill. If you don’t, you might as well be eating tofu pups. Want the last one?’
Magozzi put his hand to his heart. ‘I think I’ve done enough arterial damage for one day. I may be a risk taker, but I’m not suicidal.’
Gino gave the remaining brat careful consideration for about two seconds before plucking it off the serving platter. ‘That’s why God invented Lipitor.’ He paused for a moment, frowning. ‘And speaking of being suicidal, how worried do you think we should be about Pullman? He didn’t look like he was doing so hot today.’
Magozzi leaned back in his chair and thought about that. ‘It’s hard to say. There’s a big difference between thinking about it and actually doing it, but he could be going that way. If he’s really blacking out a lot, he’s got a good start on drinking himself to death, that’s for sure.’
‘Just like his brother-in-law. Christ, what a messed-up family. You know, I really wanted to like Gilbert for popping his dad, but to tell you the truth, I don’t think he’s got it in him. Doesn’t have the schtupa.’
‘Chutzpah, not schtupa, and you might want to forget trying out your Yiddish at the funeral tomorrow.’
‘Whatever. He ain’t got it.’ Gino chewed thoughtfully for a moment. ‘Besides, I got the case solved, and I’m sticking with my original doer.’
‘Lily Gilbert?’
‘Who else? Only now we got her for killing her husband and Rose Kleber.’
Magozzi rolled his eyes. ‘Okay. I’ll bite. Why would Lily Gilbert kill an old woman she’s never met before?’
‘Hul-lo. Because her husband was nailing the cookie-baking grandma, that’s why. Geriatric crime of passion, clear as a bell.’
‘Seems to me we just spent half the morning establishing that Morey Gilbert and Rose Kleber didn’t even know each other.’
‘Just because the families didn’t know about it doesn’t mean it wasn’t happening. Think about it. You don’t run around committing adultery and then tell your family about it.’
‘Give me a break, Gino. These people are old.’
‘So? You think old people don’t have sex? You want to spend the night at my house? I gotta repaint behind the headboard where Angela’s folks are sleeping.’
Magozzi gaped at him for a moment. ‘No way.’
‘I kid you not.’
‘What are they, seventies?’
‘Yep.’
‘Huh.’ Magozzi smiled. ‘That’s kind of good news, isn’t it?’
‘I always thought so.’
‘It’s still the dumbest theory you’ve ever come up with.’