He nodded. “That makes sense,” he said. “I’ll talk to the others.”
“And I’ll start work on the things you need. Now come on, let’s go back down before we’re noticed.”
“I’m going to stay up here awhile,” he said. “Listen to the trees.”
“I’ll see you later, then.”
She felt stirrings of guilt, because she didn’t like to deceive Glim, but he had lost all sense of things. She loved him, and she needed him-and if she had to, for both of their sakes, and the sake of the world-she would use him.
Toel’s expression began as disgust but quickly became so murderous that Annaig felt a rush of fear. Then she noticed it wasn’t the vaporessence of fermented duck egg she had given him to try that he was reacting to-he was smelling something else more generally in the air.
“It’s the water filters,” she explained. “Sump slurry has them clogged.”
“I know what it is,” Toel said, his voice cold. “Do not presume, you. I know every scent of this kitchen. If a single lampen invades the cilia tubules, my nose aches from the stench. We are sabotaged-again. I will not bear it. I will not bear it!”
“But who would do such a thing?” Annaig asked.
“Phmer possibly,” he snarled. “That’s the problem, isn’t it? It could be her, or it could be Luuniel or Ashdre.”
“Why? Is this kind of thing usual during a competition?”
“Not at all,” he fumed. “It is far outside of the bounds. Very far. Too far.” He slammed the flat of his hand on the table. “This sort of contest happens all the time. We are all of us rivals. But never before has this sort of wholesale sabotage occurred. Now they strike at us, we strike at them-it escalates.”
“Wait,” Annaig said. “We’ve been doing this as well?”
“Well, of course,” he replied. “Once a war is begun, only a fool will not fight. But after our last response to Phmer’s affronts, I should have thought the matter settled. But now she-or one of the others-they come back at us.”
“Why don’t the lords step in?”
“Because there is no law concerning this. Outright invasion is governed by strict rules, but this picking and picking at things… Anyway, even though we’re usually able to discover who has been tampering with us, it’s not enough proof for a lord, you understand. They do not understand instinct and intuition the way we do.”
“Who started it?” she asked as guilelessly as possible.
“Most think it was Ashdre. He had the least chance of winning.” He chuckled a mean sort of laugh. “He has none now. Between Phmer and us, Ashdre’s kitchen is crippled. Luuniel isn’t much better off.”
“That’s good, then,” Annaig said. “It seems we’re faring better than the others.”
“It seems, it seems. But all of the others hate me, you know, because I rose up from below. They disdain me, they pine for my failure. And lesser chefs, they are watching this. Possibly they are even behind some of the vandalism, hoping to see me fall and take my place. And sooner, not later, they will think to come against me together.”
“Have you no protection? Couldn’t you post guards?”
“Post them where? In the sump? In the midden? Below the filters? Even if I had a hundred guards, there would be no way to cover every vulnerable place. No, the only thing we can do is set a harsher example. And that I will do. I will show them what real retribution is.”
With that, he left her, and she worked in silence.
She felt like humming, but suppressed the urge for fear that her good cheer might be noticed. Her plan was working better than she had ever imagined. This was the first time Toel had said anything about it, but the rumors had been thick this last week, and Toel had come to ask her to develop a recipe for breathing underwater. All of the major kitchens were at one another’s throats, and they were all so vicious and mean it didn’t occur to any of them to question closely how it had all started. Glim and the skraws didn’t have to do much to keep things going-just a little nudge here and there. In fact, for the first time since she had been in Umbriel, she heard people talking about the skraws in glowing terms-how quickly they fixed what was broken, how good and uncomplaining they were. That was very good news, because it meant that Glim might achieve his goal without ever having to risk a confrontation between the skraws and the lords-when Toel’s kitchen was triumphant, she could reasonably suggest a replacement for the vapors as their reward. She’d already been given the perfect excuse to invent a safer drug.
That wouldn’t matter in the long run, of course, but it would make Glim happy.
The other thing that had Annaig suppressing her humming was how well her menu was coming along. Thanks to the skraws, she knew the tastes, fashions, and fetishes of not only Lord Rhel, but also most of those attending his tasting. She knew which ones Rhel liked and which ones he despised, and part of her planning was that the meal itself subtly insult and discomfit the latter. She knew he had a great sense of whimsy, and above all that he was partial to the new, strange, surprising-but also that he prided himself on a sort of coarseness of taste, of mortal indulgence. In this, he seemed to ape Umbriel himself, the eponymous master of this place, who was known to dine on the lowest sorts of matter at times. Rhel had been heard to say that such tastes reflected not the lack of refinement, but the fulfillment of it.
She worked, and her mood only improved as the day went on.
Glim rode the tree and bellowed in delight.
His claws gripped about the tendril-thin branch tips, and the wind, the spin of Umbriel, and the long rippling undulation of the trees did the rest. Fhena’s musical laugh sang nearby, where she clung to her own branch.
“I told you!” she shouted.
“You did!” he admitted. “It’s better than flying, I can tell you that.”
“You’ve flown? How?”
“Never mind,” he said. “It doesn’t matter.”
It was merely exciting, at first, but after a few moments he began to feel the trees, their own joy in their existence, in the process of merely being, and he felt himself gently tugged into a state of pure thought, where no words existed to constrain his feelings, where no logic tried to make sense and order of the world, and there was only color, smell, touch, feeling, motion. When Fhena finally cajoled him back to thicker branches, he went only reluctantly, and he felt more refreshed-and more himself-than he had in a long time.
“Thank you,” he said. “That was-wonderful.”
“Isn’t it?” she said. “Sometimes I dream of just letting go, of never coming back.”
“Right,” Glim said. “But you have to come back.”
“Why?” she asked.
“Well, because-you would die.”
“And return to Umbriel and be born again. People do it all the time.”
“Die?”
“Ride the branches and let go. They say sometimes the mood just hits you and you can’t help it.”
“How do you know what someone who lets go was thinking?”
“Well, my friend Jinel got the feeling, but Qwern caught him. But he just went out the next day and let go anyway.”
Glim remembered the ghost of the feeling, of near-perfect peace.
“You didn’t think to warn me about that before I did it?” he wondered.
“Warn you? Why?”
“Because-” He stopped, then started again. “Listen, don’t do it again, okay? I don’t want you to die.”
“Well, I wouldn’t die, silly, just go back into Umbriel.”
“Right-and be born as someone else, someone who doesn’t remember me, who isn’t my friend.”
“I wouldn’t have to remember you,” Fhena said. “I would know you, Mere-Glim, whatever form I wore.” She brightened. “Maybe I would even be born in a form like yours. Wouldn’t that be fun?”
Something like a quick hot tide seem to fill him up, and his mouth worked in embarrassment.
“What’s wrong?” she asked.
“Please,” he said, “just promise me-no more branch riding.”
“That’s an awful lot to promise,” she said. “But if you’re asking, I guess I will.”