"Well," she said, "that's why he said it could go either way."
"Hoo boy" said Step.
"He advised you to quit now. Just walk out. There'd be no ambiguity then."
"Except that from then on, Eight Bits Inc. could spread the word that I walked away and left them in the lurch. And it would be true."
"And our mortgage company could spread the word that we walked away from the house, and that would be true, too. It's like Uncle Mike said. Sometimes you have to walk away and let the chips fall where they may."
"Yeah, but he's a lawyer, what does he know from right and wrong."
"Step, he's my uncle, he-"
"That was a joke, DeAnne. I'll submit my resignation right now."
"Come home as a free man, Step. Come home to yo ur family."
"I want to."
"Say you will."
"I love you."
"Oh, Step!"
"Say you love me before I hang up."
"I love you."
He hung up.
Why was he so reluctant, now, to walk out? It just felt wrong.
The second letter, the one he had typed before DeAnne called back with Uncle Mike's advice-that was the letter he knew he had to submit. He didn't know why. It seemed like the stupidest possible course-the course that would leave him without a job, without the Agamemnon contract, and tied up in litigation with Eight Bits Inc. for a year. And yet when he looked at that letter he knew that it was the right thing to do, the only thing he could do and really live with himself. He could walk away from the mortga ge because the bank would get the house, and the house was worth much more than the amount owed on it. But he couldn't be the kind of man who would walk out on a job without giving fair notice.
He signed the letter, made a couple of xeroxes of it, and took the original to Ludy, Ray's secretary, who looked it over, clucked her tongue a couple of times, smiled at him sadly and said, "I guess I won't win the pool after all."
"What?"
"I thought you'd stick it out until after the baby was born."
"The baby's due before the two weeks are up."
She rolled her eyes. "Are you sure you don't want to wait to give this to him until your insurance has safely covered the baby?"
He shook his head. "Today," he said.
"No cooling off period? I could hold it till morning, for instance, and if you change your mind he'll never know you gave it to me."
"Ludy, you're a sweetheart, but give him the letter right away, please."
She smiled. "Mmm, you men are all so attractive when you think you know what you're doing. Of course, you never really do."
Step started to walk away, and then turned back. "Was there really a pool on when I'd quit?"
She laughed. "Of course not. Oh, maybe a teeny one. Maybe I bet myself an ice cream that you'd stay and a granola bar that you'd go."
"Crunch away," said Step.
"Bye-bye," said Ludy.
Step walked with a light step down the maze of corridors to the back, where he found Dicky's door partly open. He knocked.
"Come in."
Dicky was on the phone, mostly nodding. Step laid a copy of the letter down on top of Dicky's typewriter.
Dicky glanced over it while he was listening to the phone, nodded, said "All right," and then hung up. He looked up at Step and smiled. "That was Ray. Your resignation is accepted."
"Very quick," said Step.
"But that two weeks notice shit is out of the question," said Dicky. "Two weeks in which a disgruntled employee can cause damage? Insert bugs in our programs? Report to your new bosses on the secrets of Eight Bits Inc.?"
"What, you mean you guys are secretly developing nuclear weapons for the PLO or something? And I don't have a new boss. I'm going back to freelancing. I have a contract for Hacker Snack, I told you that."
"Sure, of course," said Dicky. "And you're just going to sit back and wait a year for your noncompetition clause and your nondisclosure clause to run out, right? Just remember, asshole, we're going to watch you and if we see one hint of a violation of that agreement we'll have lawyers up your ass so far you'll taste them whenever you burp."
"Ooh, nasty," said Step.
"Right, be flippant about it if you want, but we are going to march to your office together right now and you are going to put your personal belongings into that box while I watch. Nothing that is the property of Eight Bits Inc. will go out of this building with you, and when you leave here you will never come back, do you understand?"
"So you're saying that you reject my offer of two weeks notice, even though you've got nobody else up to speed on my projects?"
Dicky laughed derisively. "Step, the janitors could be up to speed on your work in half an hour. You are the most worthless, useless, completely replaceable person in this company"
"Gee," said Step, "it kind of makes you wonder why you'd bother replacing me."
"Let's get a box, Step. The sooner you're gone, the better this company will be."
The words stung, even coming from Dicky. And although Step's immediate departure was exactly what he had really wanted but hadn't felt right about asking for, it was still deeply offensive that Ray and Dicky understood him so little that they thought he would actually steal from them. But then, being dishonest and conniving themselves, of course they assumed that he would behave exactly as they would behave if the situation were reversed.
It took Step five minutes to withdraw his few personal papers from the desk. Dicky stopped him from taking copies of any Eight Bits Inc. memos, on the grounds that they were internal secrets, but that was fine with Step. He already had the only memos he needed safely at home.
The only problem they had was when Step tried to take a couple of disks with him. "No way," said Dicky.
"Any code on any disk in this office belongs to Eight Bits Inc."
"This is just personal stuff," said Step. "Utilities I use. They don't belong to Eight Bits Inc. Look, let me put them in a machine and do a directory and you'll see."
"You could rename files to any other name, Step. Hand me the diskettes."
It wasn't worth it-the utilities he used most were already at home anyway. So he handed the disks to Dicky.
Dicky reached for the stapler on Step's desk and drove a dozen staples through the disks, bang, bang, bang, bang. He handed the mutilated disks to Step. Step held them up and dropped them on the floor. "When you bring a janitor in here to do my job, he can clean those up," he said. Then Step took the box of his personal papers and dumped it out into the garbage can. There was nothing he needed from Eight Bits Inc., because he had never brought anything here that really mattered. He hadn't invested any part of himself in these people, and so there was nothing that would bother him to leave behind. Except, of course, his attache case, because that was a gift from DeAnne and because it was mostly filled with his lesson materials for his church calling, that and his home teaching information and a couple of magazines to read during lunch.
"Open the attache," said Dicky.
"Not without a warrant," said Step.
Then he walked to the door, dug into his pocket, pulled out his keyring, pried off the key to the back door of Eight Bits Inc., and threw it toward the garbage can. To his surprise, it went right in. "You're so stupid, Dicky, that you didn't even ask me for my key."
Step closed the door firmly in Dicky's face and headed down the corridor to the pit. He opened the door, waved, and said, "I gave the bastards two weeks notice and they're throwing me out. It's been real, gents. Have a life!" Their cheers and applause rang in his ears as he went out the back door, got in his car, and drove home.
11: Zap
This is what happened when the baby was born: On Thursday, the twenty-eighth of July, DeAnne went to her doctor's office to find out why the baby hadn't shown any intention yet of entering the world. It was the due date, and DeAnne had no desire for a bonus week of pregnancy like the one she had with Robbie. When Dr.