Her eyes go back up to me. “Why don’t you just do it? Get it over with?”
It’s my turn to shrug. I don’t really have an answer. I should be taking pictures and securing her in the car, and popping the kid, and calling in the cleanup squad, but here we sit. She’s got tears in her eyes. I watch her cry. Mammaries and fatty limbs and a frightening sort of wisdom, maybe coming from knowing that she won’t last forever. A contrast to Alice with her smooth, smooth skin and high, bright breasts. This woman is fecund. Hips and breasts and belly fertile, surrounded by her messy kitchen, the jungle outside. The soil of life. She seems settled in all of this, a damp Gaia creature.
A dinosaur.
I should be cuffing her. I’ve got her and her kid. I should be shooting the kid. But I don’t. Instead, I’ve got a hard-on. She’s not beautiful exactly, but I’ve got a hard-on. She sags, she’s round, she’s breasty and hippy and sloppy; I can barely sit because my pants are so tight. I try not to stare at the kid nursing. At her exposed breasts. I take another drag on my cigarette. “You know, I’ve been doing this job for a long time.”
She stares at me dully, doesn’t say anything.
“I’ve always wanted to know why you women do this.” I nod at the kid. It’s come off her breast, and now the whole thing is exposed, this huge sagging thing with its heavy nipple. She doesn’t cover up. When I look up, she’s studying me, seeing me looking at her breast. The kid scrambles down and watches me, too, solemn-eyed. I wonder if it can feel the tension in the room. If it knows what’s coming. “Why the kid? Really. Why?”
She purses her lips. I think I can see anger in the tightening of her teary eyes, anger that I’m playing with her. That I’m sitting here, talking to her with my Grange on her grimy table, but then her eyes go down to that gun and I can almost see the gears clicking. The calculations.
The she-wolf gathering herself.
She sighs and scoots her chair forward. “I just wanted one. Ever since I was a little girl.”
“Play with dolls, all that? Collectibles?”
She shrugs. “I guess.” She pauses. Eyes back to the gun. “Yeah. I guess I did. I had a little plastic doll, and I used to dress it up. And I’d play tea with it. You know, we’d make tea, and then I’d pour some on her face, to make her drink. It wasn’t a great doll. Voice input, but not much repertoire. My parents weren’t rich. ‘Let’s go shopping.’ ‘Okay, for what?’ ‘For watches.’ ‘I love watches.’ Simple. Like that. But I liked it. And then one day I called her my baby. I don’t know why. I did, though, and the doll said, ‘I love you mommy.’”
Her eyes turn wet as she speaks. “And I just knew I wanted to have a baby. I played with her all the time, and she’d pretend she was my baby, and then my mother caught us doing it and said I was a stupid girl, and I shouldn’t talk that way, girls didn’t have babies anymore, and she took the doll away.”
The kid is down on the floor, shoving blocks under the table. Stacking and unstacking. It catches sight of me. It’s got blue eyes and a shy smile. I get a twitch of it, again, and then it scrambles up off the floor, and buries its face in its mother’s breasts, hiding. It peeks out at me, and giggles and hides again.
I nod at the kid. “Who’s the dad?”
Stone cold face. “I don’t know. I got a sample shipped from a guy I found online. We didn’t want to meet. I erased everything about him as soon as I got the sample.”
“Too bad. Things would have been better if you’d kept in touch.”
“Better for you.”
“That’s what I said.” I notice that the ash on my cigarette has gotten long, a thin gray penis hanging limp off the end of my smoke. I give it a twitch and it falls. “I still can’t get over the rejoo part.”
Inexplicably, she laughs. Brightens even. “Why? Because I’m not so in love with myself that I just want to live forever and ever?”
“What were you going to do? Keep it in the house until—”
“Her,” she interrupts suddenly. “Keep her in the house. She is a girl and her name is Melanie.”
At her name, the kid looks over at me. She sees my hat on the table and grabs it. Then climbs down off her mother’s lap and carries it over to me. She holds it out to me, arms fully extended, an offering. I try to take it but she pulls the hat away.
“She wants to put it on your head.”
I look at the lady, confused. She’s smiling slightly, sadly. “It’s a game she plays. She likes to put hats on my head.”
I look at the girl again. She’s getting antsy, holding the hat. She makes little grunts of meaning at me and waves the hat invitingly. I lean down. The girl puts the hat on my head, and beams. I sit up and set it more firmly.
“You’re smiling,” she says.
I look up at her. “She’s cute.”
“You like her, don’t you?”
I look at the girl again, thinking. “Can’t say. I’ve never really looked at them before.”
“Liar.”
My cigarette is dead. I stub it out on the kitchen table. She watches me do it, frowning, pissed off that I’m messing up her messy table, maybe, but then she seems to remember the gun. And I do, too. A chill runs up my spine. For a moment, when I leaned down to the girl, I’d forgotten about it. I could be dead, right now. Funny how we forget and remember and forget these things. Both of us. Me and the lady. One minute we’re having a conversation, the next we’re waiting for the killing to start.
This lady seems like she would have been a nice date. She’s got spunk. You can tell that. It almost comes out before she remembers the gun. You can watch it flicker back and forth. She’s one person, then another person: alive, thinking, remembering, then bang, she’s sitting in a kitchen full of crusty dishes, coffee rings on her countertop and a cop with a hand cannon sitting at the kitchen table.
I spark up another cigarette. “Don’t you miss the rejoo?”
She looks down at her daughter, holds out her arms. “No. Not a bit.”
The girl climbs back onto her mother’s lap.
I let the smoke curl out of my mouth. “But there’s no way you were going to get away with this. It’s insane. You have to drop off of rejoo; you have to find a sperm donor who’s willing to drop off, too, so two people kill themselves for a kid; you’ve got to birth the kid alone, and then you’ve got to keep it hidden, and then you’d eventually need an ID card so you could get it started on rejoo because nobody’s going to dose an undocumented patient, and you’ve got to know that none of this would ever work. But here you are.”
She scowls at me. “I could have done it.”
“You didn’t.”
Bang. She’s back in the kitchen again. She slumps in her chair, holding the kid. “So why don’t you just hurry up and do it?”
I shrug. “I was just curious about what you breeders are thinking.”
She looks at me, hard. Angry. “You know what I’m thinking? I’m thinking we need something new. I’ve been alive for one hundred and eighteen years and I’m thinking that it’s not just about me. I’m thinking I want a baby and I want to see what she sees today when she wakes up and what she’ll find and see that I’ve never seen before because that’s new. Finally, something new. I love seeing things through her little eyes and not through dead eyes like yours.”
“I don’t have dead eyes.”
“Look in the mirror. You’ve all got dead eyes.”