Thursday looks at me and sighs. We both know who it is. His cellmate hadn't made it to the fence. I hear a laugh from the shadows of the building behind us and a very slow, drawn-out 'tut, tut, tut' like a disappointed clock. I turn to see the smiley man illuminated only by the lights from above. He is swaying like a boatman. He is shirtless and my talisman hangs around his neck and swings from side to side. He walks slowly towards me, uncoordinated, drunk, and I stagger forward to intercept him. Perhaps I can give my comrades a chance to get away. In silhouette against the dimly lit school, the smiley man would make a remarkable cover for a French noir comic book. The pistol solid in his hand. Black blood specks across his chest. No features visible on his head save a grey smile. Yes, sir, he's a natural.
"You are a terrible disappointment, Dr Siri Paiboun," he slurs.
I laugh. Perfect. What an epitaph. What a way to go.
The smiley man takes one more step, so close now I can smell booze on his breath. He hooks one arm around my neck and pulls my head to him. He lifts his gun and shoots. The last thing I hear is the explosion. It thumps into my temple but I feel nothing. It's all over. One second you are, and then you aren't. Is this the way it's supposed to be, my spirit fellows?
20
After several days of pressure from the Lao politburo, the Democratic Kampuchean embassy in Vientiane was finally prepared to make an announcement. Those in attendance were representatives from the Ministries of Defence and Foreign affairs, Judge Haeng from Justice, a clerk of the central committee, an interpreter, Madame Daeng and, at her insistence, Comrade Civilai. For two days they had been haggling over a location for the meeting. As the Lao refused to go to the shopfront embassy of the Khmer, and the Khmer Rouge ambassador refused to be dragged 'like a goat' in front of the Lao, their first secretary and a soldier arrived at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs with a typed statement. This was the first and only comment on the disappearance of Dr Siri.
The Khmer secretary was an older man who sagged from the distress of being alive. He made a brief apology for the ambassador's absence but didn't bother to make it sound authentic. Then he read:
"The Republic of Democratic Kampuchea offers its respect to the representatives of the People's Democratic Republic of Laos. We are two nations who share a common heritage and are striving to achieve true democracy in our region. This announcement is in regard to the disappearance of Lao national, Siri Paiboun in — "
"He's a doctor," said Daeng loudly. "It's Dr Siri Paiboun."
The secretary ignored her and continued, "in Phnom Penh in May 1978. The Republic of Democratic Kampuchea has diligently and fairly carried out an extensive investigation with regard to the whereabouts of Lao national delegate Siri Paiboun. It is our duty to inform you that the citizen in question is dead."
There were no sighs or murmurs of shock at that disclosure as, after ten days, they had all arrived at that conclusion. Following Civilai's revelations, the Vietnamese had been invited to share their own intelligence of the situation inside Kampuchea. On this occasion, the Lao had been more prepared to listen. The rumours from refugees and defecting Khmer Rouge soldiers were not fantasy. Cambodia really had gone to hell. Siri and Civilai, being expendable, had been sent to test the temperature. Only one of them had returned. The secretary continued to read.
"Despite a number of warnings about the dangers of venturing beyond designated zones, it appears that Siri Paiboun illegally entered a part of the city of Phnom Penh not yet cleared of live ammunition dropped by the pitiless American imperialists during the Revolutionary Army of Kampuchea's liberation of our capital. He was killed when stepping on an unexploded bomb. The Republic of Democratic Kampuchea sends its condolences to his countrymen and to his widow, and we — "
"Where's his body?" Daeng interrupted.
The secretary attempted to complete his reading but she cut him off again.
"His body!" she said, loudly.
The Khmer soldier who had thus far remained silent and immobile spoke loudly in Khmer to the secretary, staring all the time at Daeng. The Lao translator was about to interpret but the old man did so himself.
"Our ambassador regrets that the explosion did not leave any trace," he said.
"Convenient," said Civilai.
"I'm sure the Khmer are doing their best," Judge Haeng assured them. "This is a very delicate matter and we don't want it to affect the relationship with our southern neighbours."
"No it isn't," said Daeng. "It isn't a delicate matter. It's a big thumping noisy matter that's being handled delicately. Why are they still here with diplomatic status, calling themselves ambassadors and first secretaries?"
"Madame — " Judge Haeng began.
"What are they doing in our country?" she continued. "Haven't you lot heard enough? Send the bastards home. Better still, lock them up."
Haeng and the clerk were making a move towards the distraught woman. She stood and lunged at them and they fell back.
"If either of you goons so much as touches me I'll break every bone in your hands," she said.
"And she can," Civilai confirmed.
Daeng stepped back and knocked over her chair. She sneered at the Khmer secretary and spat at the soldier and pushed past the officials on her way to the door. Civilai nodded and followed her out. Judge Haeng finally broke the silence.
"She's upset," he said. "You know what women can be like."?
It was midnight and Daeng sat in the Dr Siri memorial library plodding through Inspector Maigret. She couldn't understand why her husband had been such a fan. She invariably knew who killed whom and why a minute after all the characters had been introduced. Sometimes before. Perhaps it was a French thing. Perhaps there were nuances she lost because she had a dictionary open on her lap the entire time. Or perhaps it was one of those peculiar male traits. It played up to their big male egos to think they could solve a mystery, imagine nobody was as smart as them.
It had been six weeks since Siri had left for Wittay Airport. Six weeks since she told him not to forget his noodles. She hoped they didn't have show-and-tell nights in the other world or wherever he'd gone.
"And, Dr Siri, what were the last words you heard from your beloved wife?"
She knew she'd have to reopen the shop again soon. She had money put aside but with this crowd in power, her savings were shrinking before her eyes. Perhaps she'd shut up shop and move back south. At least there she'd be spared the sympathy. They had all come to see her. Nice people. They invited her to visit. To stay over. Even offered to move into the shop to keep her company. Brought presents. Yes, nice people. She hated every one of them. Did she really need to know how much they loved her husband? Did she care how sorry they were? Eventually she'd been forced to lock the front shutters and shout her conversations from the upstairs window. And then she stopped shouting and they stopped coming.
She walked along the upstairs landing and into the bedroom. She didn't bother to turn on the light. She knew where the bed was. She'd lain awake in it for a month. The heroin she'd secreted in her altar to give her relief from rheumatism was currently dulling her grief. It stopped the tears and fuzzed reality, but it robbed her of sleep. She went to the window. The rains had moved south, flooding all their silly collective paddies and creating brand-new disasters for her country. And there was more to come. Monsoons were lashing China to the north and filling her darling Mekhong. Only June and all the sandbanks had sunk and logs sped past her shop with a menace that suggested her river was in a foul mood.